F* YEAH Harry Potter

Von MidnightPixieGal

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House Farben indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told Du I was hardcore".

8....

We all see similarities between Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker. Both orphaned boys, who unaware of their big destinies live with their over-bearing oder could give a crap Aunts and Uncles. Plus we have the Death Eaters and the Storm Troopers. Harry has a wand, Luke has a Light Sabor. Harry is a good Quidditch Player, Luke is a good fighter pilot. They each have two best Friends always at there side Han and Ron, Leia and Hermione. But what about those bad guys... did anyone ever notice there are very similar qualities between Vader and Voldy. For One thing they both were talented young men,...

Recently I gepostet a few pick Fragen regarding crucial scenes being cut out of the movie(Half-Blood Prince) this is my first time Schreiben an Artikel on Fanpop so i have chosen to use it to address the diffrences between the film and the book.
As reported on wikipedia, there are a number of difference between the film and the book. The first difference is that Luna Lovegood discovers Harry in the compartment of the Hogwarts Express and not Tonks, she(Luna) finds Harry wearing Spectrespecs to find him. This would explain the pictures we have seen of Evanna Lynch wearing glasses in trialers for...

Disclaimer;
Draco: SAY IT!
Me: Nope!
Draco: Don't make me curse you.
Me: I'll just block it.
Draco: *Evil glint in eye* OH AUNT BELLATRIX!
Me: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!
Draco: Yay!



--Chapter One: Malfoy Manor--



    Alexandra Riddle walked along the dark streets of London to find a decent place to Apparate. The muggles were giving odd her looks when she passed, and she was resisting the urge to curse them. But the muggles had a reason to stare at Alexandra.
    She has long, messy black curls with a side-swept fringe, pale skin, and crimson red eyes that she got...

OKAY I MADE Du WAIT LONG ENOUGH,HERE'S THE Weiter CHAPTER, OH AND SADLY I CAN ONLY TAKE TWO Mehr CHARACTERS.ONE OF THEM IS A GIRL AND THE OTHER IS EITHER. THOUGH THE GIRL HAS TO BE A FIRST Jahr SLYTHERIN WHO'S CLOSE TO DRACO AND HER LAST NAME IS FINNIGAN THE FIRST NAME IS YOUR CHOICE, AND WARNING SHE IS GONNA BE A LITTLE MEAN TO THE MAIN CHARACTER.THE OTHER ALSO HAS TO BE A FIRST YEAR.THE FIRST ONES TO POST THAT THEY WANT ONE OF THE PARTS GETS THEM.OKAY ENOUGH TALKING, HERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER.

Chapter 3:Meeting a Celebrity

"So, if we're going to Diagon Alley, why are we still here?" I sagte as...

RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT


Here I am, in an isolated bett wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN Von DEATH” crowd there . Von hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...