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List by SwarlsBarkley posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held Von @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s KISS was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue

dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”

habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark

HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
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Guide by Mallory101 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him Blumen when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If Du ever need to say 'Like taking Süßigkeiten from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
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Opinion by caintil31 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I've been having many heated discussions with my Friends Shalayna and Grace about Harry Potter vs. Twilight. Shalayna says,"You can't compare the two", and Grace says,"They're completely different." But it got me thinking: Why do so many Harry Potter and Twilight Fans compare the two books? And is one really better than the other?

Ever since the start of literature, people have been comparing books. Maybe we're just naturally judgmental? The great Harry Potter vs. Twilight Debatte started, in my opinion, with The Chronicles of Narnia. When the Chronicles of Narnia came out it was possibly the greatest Fantasy series of the time. After that Lord of the Rings came out which was also a Fantasy series. These two Bücher were most likely compared to each other. Then many years later, Harry Potter, another Fantasy series, came out. People began comparing that to the Chronicles of Narnia AND the Lord of the Rings. Then Twilight comes out, also a Fantasy series and people begin to compare it to Harry Potter. It's a constant cycle and pretty soon another Fantasy series will come out and it will be compared to Twilight.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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XD found this online:

Without further ado, here’s our Liste of the oben, nach oben 10 alternate endings to Deathly Hallows:

10. Scooby Doo ending - Voldemort is captured, and is revealed to be Filch wearing a mask. As he is hauled away, he shouts, “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Du meddling kids!”

9. South Park ending: After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Ron address the audience, saying, “You know, I’ve learned something today.” Suddenly, Ginny is run over Von the Knight Bus, prompting Ron to shout, “They killed Ginny!” Harry responds, “You bastards!” Neville laughs and says it’s because Ginny was poor.

8. star, sterne Wars ending; Voldemort reveals himself to in fact be Harry’s father.

7. CSI: Miami ending: Harry, Ron and Hermione collect evidence linking Voldemort to the murder of Albus Dumbledore. When confronted, Voldemort challenges Harry to prove he did it; Harry puts on his sunglasses, holding up a single strand of Voldemort’s hair, responds, “I don’t have to, Du already did.”
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List by bendaimmortal posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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If not little known, at least little remembered. ;) I've collected here eleven (in my opinion) of the most interesting and useful ones. Plus my Kommentare on some of them.

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1. There is no such thing as a pureblood family. Every wizarding family has a muggle oder a few among them. Some just choose to kreuz them over in their family baum and pretend they don't exist and instead claim themselves as purebloods.
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^[i]I can see Blacks and Malfoys doing that. But makes me wonder why were the Crouches noted as purebloods then, as evidently the father and son were not passionate about purity of blood. The father fought Voldemort's feuer with feuer and the son in the trial disregarded whatever devotion he might have had for Voldemort and instead of proudly suffering, was dying in Azkaban within a Jahr even. His reasons to serve Voldemort seemed to be whatever else but not in the purifying the wizarding "race". And how about the Longbottoms who also fought Voldemort?
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Article by fanofh2o posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I will not skip to the headmaster's office Singen 'we're off to see the wizard' ... LOL

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Du know.
Du know who?
He's dead, Du can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Du I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
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Guide by DarkSarcasm posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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This is a compilation of spots/clubs related to the Harry Potter universe (inspired Von Temptasia's link list). If I've left any spots out oder new ones are created, leave a Kommentar and I'll add it to the list.

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Opinion by Starwarschick18 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I started Lesen the hp series when I was 12.
My grandma bought me the 1st book for Christmas.
As soon as I finished it I instantly loved it and re-read it about 4 times! I became obsessed with collecting the entire series and eventually obtained all seven volumes. Why I Liebe Harry Potter so much is J.K Rowling really transports Du to a different world with her style of writing. There is so much detail and realism in her Schreiben that whenever I read the Bücher I am compeletly engrossed in the Harry Potter universe. Another thing I really Liebe about the Bücher is the characters are really believable and are extremely easy to fall in Liebe with. I especially Liebe the relationship between Harry and Ginny. I like that even through they are really meant for each other that they are able to let each other go for a time but still end up 2gether in the end! I also Liebe the relationship between Harry, Hermione, and Ron. I like that just are really loyal and genuinely Liebe each other as friends. That is why I Liebe Harry Potter!! Give me your Kommentare if u agree!!
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Opinion by simpleplan posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Von MidnightPixieGal

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House Farben indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told Du I was hardcore".

8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.

10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

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Article by ladolcevita posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher gepostet it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, Du can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of its riders, and with a wink of its red tail lights, vanished up the narrow side street.

"We've got 'em now!" cried PC Anderson excitedly. "That's a dead end!"

Leaning hard on the steering wheel and crashing his gears, Fisher scraped half the paint off the flank of the car as he forced it up the alleyway in pursuit.
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Opinion by PotterGal posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Ever since J.K. Rowling revealed that Dumbledore was gay on October 19th i've had to Frage the fact about why this piece of information became
front page news.
Firstly to put my own opinion out, i personally think that this was a very Merida - Legende der Highlands thing of JKR to say and whilst i support this statement of hers, it doesn't change my perception of the books. Dumbledore is still the wise, old Headmaster who can make mistakes just like any of us, whom i learned to Liebe over the course of the books.
However, there are many Fans who now think that they can "never read the Bücher in the same way again". I just say, why not? Homosexuality is
growing in our communties these days and i would have thought that most people would be open to it Von now. Fans have to get over the fact that
DUMBLEDORE IS GAY and Bewegen on with their life.
I see no reason as to why this piece of information was all over radio stations and newspapers for a while after JKR revealed it. Just because Dumbledore is gay and in Liebe with Grindelwald does not make him any different than before but was he in newspapers before? No, and he definitely would not have been if JKR had just made a...
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Opinion by funnyshawna posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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here are some things i came up with that define people who just like harry potter from people who are OBSESSED!

1.    Here are some Mehr things that Du would do if Du were really obsessed with harry potter:

2.    You’ve made your own firebolt...and played quidditch on it with your Friends who also have their own broomsticks.

3.    You don’t understand when your Friends can't cry on demand, because all Du have to do is think about dobby.

4.    When someone says "i'm serious" Du say "no you're not!"

5.    When they say "yes i am" Du say "nuh-huh, can Du turn into a big black dog?"

6.    And Du don’t care when they give Du a very weird look.

7.    When the school bus comes around the corner Du stick out your wand arm.

8.    You’ve made multiple pygmy puffs out of yarn…and named them
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Opinion by Andressa_Weld posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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01. Before Tonks died, she saw Remus fall down only a couple feet away.
She ran over to him, and as Bellatrix fired the Killing Curse, she whispered in his ear, “Wotcher, Remus”, with her hand falling into his after she’d been hit.

02. Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley got together in their 5th year.

03. Dean's son married Seamus' daughter.
Dean and Seamus were so proud and saw it as a way to be brothers.

04. Severus wrote many letters to Lily saying how he loved her.
He never sent one. If she was happy, then he could get along.

05. Ron was never a romantic. But he tried everyday to Zeigen Hermione that he cared.

06. Lee Jordan (a close friend of the Weasley twins) gave his daughter the middle name Fredricka, she was in fact in the same Jahr as Fred Weasley II, and they felt in love.

07. Victoire Weasley and Dominique also had a wand with Veela hair.

08. Harry gave Teddy a scrapbook of Remus and Tonks.
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Guide by tivier posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Throughout the Harry Potter books, there are some variations between the Bloomsbury (British) and Scholastic (American) editions. Below the first section on "Philosopher's vs. Sorcerer's" is a section on other different terminologies used.

Philosopher's vs. Sorcerer's

When Scholastic was publishing Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in America, they decided to rename the book Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They claimed that the American and British uses of the word philosopher were a bit different, so therefore sorcerer was a Mehr appropriate word. Any true Harry Potter fan, American oder British, Australian oder Hungarian, I'm sure will agree with MuggleMix when we say that decision should not have been made the reasons are:
1) J.K. Rowling sagte so, therefore it must be true. She says that if she was in a better position, she would have disagreed at the time.
2) It belittles Americans, making it seem as if they do not understand what the word "philosopher" means. Americans are smarter than that.
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List by potterrox posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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For the record I did not write this. I found it online and thought it needed to be shared! Enjoy!

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to Zeigen me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
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List by maja3322 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Harry James Potter:

- Harry became an Auror at age 17 without taking his N.E.W.T's
- In 2007 he became the head of the Auror Office.
- He was featured on a Schokolade Frog Card for his accomplishments.
- He made sure that Severus Snape's portrait was hung in the Headmaster's office wtih the other Headmasters' and Headmistress' portraits.
- After parting with his muggle family he was on 'Christmas Card' terms with them and the occasionally visited.
- The book version of Harry has green eyes, but the Bewegen version has blue eyes due to the fat that Daniel Radcliffe's eyes ar to sensitive for contact lenses.
- In the movie Harry's scar is off-centered even though the location of his scar was never mentioned in the books.
- Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling share the same birthday, July 31st.
- Usually Harry has the last line in every movie, but in the 3rd movie, he is only whooping in pleasure, while Hermione has the actual last line "This came with it"
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Opinion by shieldmaiden posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hype has caused quite a few fake teaser posters, such as this one, to pop up online.
So as everyone knows, pretty much everyone in the Harry Potter fandom is on edge awaiting the much anticipated release of...the Half Blood Prince teaser trailer. Seriously Warner Bros, is a little over a Minute of Half Blood Prince goodness just a little too much to ask for? Considering that the last Harry Potter film to be released in November, namely the Goblet of feuer released on November 15, 2005, had its trailer debut in April. Now considering that Half Blood Prince is to be released November 21 of this year, why is WB taking so long to release a short teaser trailer? And which film will it be released in front of? Here is a film Von film breakdown of possibly where the Half Blood Prince trailer will surface at.

Prince Caspian (May 16): This film was highly rumored to have the trailer in front of it and it seemed like a prime candidate for the trailer considering how both films are from the same genre (fantasy). This was debunked though upon the film's release.

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List by simpleplan posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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1. Nodody excpt Hermione has read Hogwarts A History.

2. Prof Binns doesn't seem to notice that most people sleep in his lessons.

3. Don't wander somewhere with Harry in the final scenes of the movie.

4. Hearing Voices In The Wizarding World Isn't A Good Sign.

5. Ghosts are Transparent (taken from Harry when Snape asked Harry to describe ghosts)

6. It's not a good idea to eat Chocolates Du found on the floor.

7. Never sit under the Whomping Willow.

8. Peter is a better ratte than human.

9. Don't follow the spiders!

10. Arguing with Professor Umbridge in class will earn Du a keks from Professor McGonagall.

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Opinion by caintil31 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hello my name is Caitlin and I'm a Potter-holic.

Everyone has a story of how their Potter addiction started. My addiction started on 7/16/2005. It was the premier for book 6. I went to the premier for book 5 and attempted to read the book but it was too boring. So I was determined to read book 6. I never read any of the other books. I've only seen the movies. I started to read the book and I took it everywhere. I took it to summer camp and read all day. One Tag another girl at the camp came up to me and said," Oh my god, you're Lesen Half-Blood Prince! I just finished it. Du know Dumbledore dies in the end?" I felt angry, sad, and shocked all in one moment. This was my first ever spoiler.

When I did finish I thought to myself, "That was the greatest book ever!" But I never read any of the others, so there was a lot I didn't understand. So I went back and read book 5. I still didn't understand everything. So I went to Barnes and Nobles and bought Bücher 1-4. I read book four before the movie came out. I didn't read Bücher 1-3 until this Jahr though.
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Opinion by Priscilita22 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I have decided to write this Artikel because I've noticed that a lot of people have doubts about the Harry Potter movies.

First of all, let me say that one of my biggest pet peeves is when people call themselves "major Harry Potter fans" but have never read the books. I do not think that Du can be a Harry Potter Fan just Von watching the movies, and I'm pretty sure anyone who has read the Bücher will agree with me on this.

Having sagte that though, the other Tag one of my Friends asked me:
"Why were the Harry Potter Filme made?"
She asked this Frage because she felt like the Filme "did not live up" to the book, oder that they "weren't as good".
My answer to this would definitely be: Du are Right. The Filme are not as good as the books, I agree. But my problem is that, I think, many people are underestimating the movies.

The Bücher have a LOT of details in them, not to metion they are Fantasy books. They are stories with dragons, giants, wizars, magic, castles, etc. Anything with just ONE of these detailes would be pretty hard to turn into a movie.
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List by zar_far11 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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*DISCLAIMER* I did not come up with any of these, I found them all online and put them together...the Links which i used are cited in the description. So let's not waste any Mehr time and get started with the 50 Zufällig Harry Potter Facts!!

1) Hermione's last name was going to be Puckle.
2) Hedwig was played Von a male in the movies.
3) If a Muggle were to come across Hogwarts, all they would see was a sign that said, "Keep out, dangerous building."
4) Fred and George were born on April Fool's Day... That should explain their mischievous acts :)
5) Snape was partially based on a teacher JKR once had.
6) King’s kreuz station is where young wizards hop on the Hogwarts Express to get to school. What Du might not know is that the station holds special meaning for J.K. Rowling: it’s where her parents met.
7) The reason Snape hates Neville so much is because he could have been the Chosen One, which means Lily could have survived.
8) After the horcrux in Harry was destroyed, he Lost the ability to speak Parseltongue.
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List by simpleplan posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Recite every Harry Potter spell Du know in public.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Ex: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Favorit song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their Posteingang with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start Singen a Sorting Hat song at Zufällig moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know what comes next.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their Friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for Du (even if Du have no intention of Lesen them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them Du think the Filme are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the Bücher on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.

8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell Du how many times they've read each book.

9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that Du think she should just retire immediately.

10. Steal their wizard robes.
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Opinion by dobbyssocks posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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My opinion of the oben, nach oben inspirational Zitate for the Harry Potter Series. Kommentar on anything I missed!

-It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

-There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but a great deal Mehr to stand up to our friends

-Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.

-If Du want to know what a man's like take a look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals

-It is out choices that Zeigen who we truly are, far Mehr than our abilities.

-Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one remembers to turn on the light.

- Du fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be

-There was no point in worrying yet.... what would come, would come... and he would have to meet it when it did.

-Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
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List by Mrs-Grint posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Purdy Wands. :)
While browsing on the official J.K. Rowling I discovered a few intresting facts (For example Rowling used to smoke, Harry and Dudley are on "Christmas Card" terms, etc, etc)

I found out a little tibit on wands and it made me pathetically happy. Rowling based wands on the datum of the characters birth datum according to the Celts that assigned trees to different dates.

Soooo if Du like Du can see which wand wood is yours:

December 24 - January 20 = Birch
January 21 - February 17 = Rowan
February 18 - March 17 = Ash (Same as Ron's!!)
March 18 - April 14 = Alder (Fearne)
April 15 - May 12 = Willow (Same as Lily Potter!!)
May 13 - June 9 = Hawthorn (Same as Draco!!)
June 10 - July 7 = Oak (Same as Hagrid!)
July 8 - August 4 = stechpalme, holly (Same as Harry Potter...and Me!!)
August 5 - September 1 = Hazel
September 2 - September 29 = Vine (Same as Hermione!)
September 30 - October 27 = Ivy
October 28 - November 24 = Reed
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