...that both Albus Dumbledore's and Ron Weasley's self-proclaimed proudest achievement was being featured on a Schokolade Frog Card?
...that Squibs cannot see Dementors?
...that Harry Potter's son, James Sirius Potter, stahl, stola the Marauder's Map out of Harry's desk?
...that Araminta Meliflua tried to pass a bill that made Muggle-hunting legal?
...that Quidditch is less beliebt in the Far East because they prefer to use flying carpets over broomsticks?
...that Dumbledore has a scar above his left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground?
...that in 1979, Caractacus Phelps exploded eight hundred Stink Pellets Von dropping them from the roof of the Daily Prophet building into Diagon Alley below, as an April Fool's joke?
...that the name of the one-eyed witch whose statue hides a passageway to Hogsmeade is Gunhilda of Gorsemoor?
...that Hermione Granger was the only member of the trio who returned to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year?

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather Zufällig today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a Zufällig collection of letters put together to form a Zufällig collection of words which will, in turn, provide a Zufällig collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If Du have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!


Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first Frage then dumplings!

A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid Quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did Du say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION Du RENAGADE!*


Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards Du with his hemd, shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do Du do/say?

MTV has a new link with Tom Felton, the actor who plays Draco Malfoy in the Potter series, where discusses preparation for filming the Deathly Hallows Epilogue.

"For nearly two months, we've all been doing prosthetic tests and all sorts of preparation for the epilogue," Felton said. "I've been having some aging training. You've got to walk differently. There's a slump in your walk."

Felton notes they have someone who comes in to teach them how to be old and that they were told to imagine they had weights on their arms.

"We're probably at the most exciting bit," he said. "Certainly the part I've been most looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to. It's going to be very exciting."

Is "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I" based on a book?


The movie will be based on the first half (or so) of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2007), the last book of the Harry Potter series, written Von British Autor J.K. Rowling. The other Bücher in the series include: (1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Sorcerer's Stone in the US) (1997), (2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998), (3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999), (4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of feuer (2000), (5) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003), and (6) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2005). Rowling's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I was adapted for the screen Von American screenwriter Steve Kloves.



What is the reason that the book is teilt, split into two movies?


[i]Producers previously thought of splitting the Harry Potter Bücher into two parts, but the Bücher were adapted to Filme mainly Von deleting certain characters and subplots that served as background and were not critical to the plot. The makers felt that this...

Character development

Hermione is a Muggle-born Gryffindor student, and the best friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. The daughter of two dentists, she is an overachiever who excels academically, and she is described Von Rowling as a "very logical, upright and good" character.Her parents are a bit bemused Von their odd daughter, but quite proud of her all the same."Though Rowling has described the character of Luna Lovegood as the "anti-Hermione" because they hold the exact opposite characters, Hermione's foil at Hogwarts is Pansy Parkinson, a female bully based on real-life girls who teased the Autor during her school days.

Rowling claims the character of Hermione carries several autobiographical influences. "I did not set out to make Hermione like me but she is...she is an exaggeration of how I was when I was younger."She recalled being called a "little know-it-all" in her youth.Moreover, she states that not unlike herself, "there is a lot of insecurity and a great fear of failure" beneath Hermione's swottiness.Finally, according to Rowling, Weiter to Albus Dumbledore, Hermione is the perfect expository character; because of her encyclopaedic...

May:
2nd - Victoire Weasley
2nd - Anniversary for the Battle of Hogwarts
3rd - Eric Sykes - Frank Bryce
5th - Jessie Cave - Lavender Brown
7th - Robbie Jarvis - Young James Potter
13th - Robert Pattinson - Cedric Diggory
13th - Zoe Wannamaker - Madam Hooch
15th - Anna Shaffer - Romilda Vane
16th - Stanislav Ianevski - Viktor Krum
17th - Paul Whitehouse - Sir Cadogan
18th - Miriam Margolyes - Professor Pomona Sprout
19th - Geraldine Somerville - Lily Potter
24th - Jim Broadbent - Professor Horace Slughorn
26th - Helena Bonham olyes - Professor Pomona Sprout


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him Blumen when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If Du ever need to say 'Like taking Süßigkeiten from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

Well it's time to review and share thoughts on yet another great series. Perhaps not as good a series than made out to be but still a VERY good one.

Story:( don't read if Du already know)

Well who couldn't know the story of harry potter and the wizardry world. Harry Potter an 11 Jahr old boy who lives in liguster, privet Drive with his Aunt and Uncle. His parents died when he was a baby apparently in a car crash. Little does he know that he's actually a wizard and soon he gets a letter from Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry. Many adventures await him and the Bücher do wonderful jobs of giving detail and information and there's so much to say about the story you'll really just have to read it. It's definitely worth a look into.

characters:

All the characters are done very well, Du can get a clear image and personality of all of them. I have almost no negative Kommentare about the characters, in the Bücher anyway, the Filme on the other hand, well, that's another story.

Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the Tag they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie glocke and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring Du sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring Du down. How would it be if Du were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every drop of rain. He doubted if his Liebe of rainy days was enough an excuse for a thirteen-year old to come Home well after midnight, during a war. But he didn't hurry. At least this time, he wasn't brought Home Von the police. He was careful to stomp, with as much force as he could, into every pool of water he could spot on the way. A happy grin on his face, he recalled...

My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank Du for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When Du know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
Du can't touch

Du can't touch this
Du can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to Du
Du can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And Bücher
Du better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
Du mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
Weiter to his bite
If Du don't
He'll have your head
And you'll be in detention

Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge



    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto…” I whispered— but before I could finish the incantation I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I know I’ve heard it before. But just as I was beginning figure out whom the voice belonged to, I turned towards the voices, seeing the face of a man I had grown a great hatred for. My third Jahr teacher began to speak the exact name I had thought off when I saw the face of the unmasked man.
    “Antonin Dolohov. I am afraid Du won’t get the chance!” I watched as they assumed the ready positions and began to duel. I stood there for minutes, feeling mixtures of rage and awe, rage for the Death Eater I wanted revenge against and awe for their nonverbal...

Von MidnightPixieGal

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House Farben indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told Du I was hardcore".

8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.

10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

I first thought Harry Potter was really stupid. Then one Tag it was on Disney Channel and there was nothing else to watch so I watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. At the end of the movie I was shocked. I LOVED IT!!! I got the whole series of Bücher and got 1-5 the Filme for Christmas. Now I read each book 3 times and probably know every single word for the Filme 1-6. I am so crazy for harry potter that i did this. There was a harry potter and the half blood prince movie Wird angezeigt time at 3:00 a.m.!!!!!! Me and my cousin (18 yrs. old counsin) stayed up till 2:45 in the morning and went to go see harry potter 6 at 3 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so intrested in the movie i didnt even fall asleep. We were the only ones in the movie theatre

Some great ways to annoy, harass, confuse, oder generally scare Lord Voldemort.
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, oder at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.

Make sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it!

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him Blumen when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something Mehr "sociably acceptable".

9. If Du ever need to say "Like taking Süßigkeiten from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others." Stare pointedly at him.

For the record I did not write this. I found it online and thought it needed to be shared! Enjoy!

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to Zeigen me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Recite every Harry Potter spell Du know in public.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Ex: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Favorit song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their Posteingang with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start Singen a Sorting Hat song at Zufällig moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know what comes next.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their Friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

Guaranteed to, er..get Du admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank Du Erin and mugglenet.com:)

[i]
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if Du can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your Tag been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7. Bewegen your schreibtisch into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Von Niche Eenhoorn

[i]This Artikel will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless Du are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is Mehr efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly trashed this spell: "Abracadabra". It is "Avada Kedavra" and before going on further into this article, the first task Du have to do is write the incantation 1500 times in a piece of parchment, repeating it out loud so Du get the hang of its pronunciation (Ah-VAH-dah Keh-DAH-vrah.) Any mispronouncing of these words can lead to hilarious yet not fatal results, which is not what we're aiming for here.

[i] 1.In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Nick says he had not eaten in nearly 400 years. Yet he had, at the time, already been dead for 99 years longer than that.
2.The Harry Potter timeline is based upon Nick's deathday party in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Having died in 1492, and celebrating his 500th death day, this ostensibly places the novels in the early to mid 1990s.
3.In the film versions of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Nearly Headless Nick is played Von John Cleese. Cleese is most famous for his work with Monty python and his Fernsehen show, Fawlty Towers. At the time, he was also playing Q in the James Bond film series, giving him the distinction of appearing in the two biggest-grossing UK film series of all time.
3.In the first draft of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Nick sang a self-penned ballad explaining how his head had (nearly) come off:

It was a mistake any wizard could make

So, I was buzy making picks to decide your favourite Tri-wizard champion, and I've decided to Zeigen the results in a countdown!

4. Fleur Delacour
In at number 4 is Fleur! She was always going to be last, with Du calling her 'a twit', 'over-the-top feminine' and 'little miss perfect'. She Lost Du guys pretty badly, but I don't think she did too bad in the tornament, but hey, that's just my opinion.

3. Viktor Krum
At number 3, Krum! This Bulgarian seeker seemed to annoy alot of you, including me! Whether it was because he seemed 'bleh' (your words), oder because of the friction it caused between Ron and Hermione, he came third. At least he managed to get Ron to notice his feelings for Hermione! Third place goes to Krum!

2. Cedric Diggory
Taking Sekunde place is Cedric Diggory! Now, I was quite surprised that Harry beat him in this round so much, I think Diggory earned it. He was the original Hogwarts champion, and I hated that he didn't win, and he died! It's not up to me though, Du voted him second!

How many times Du answered yes..

The Books

1. Have Du read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have Du read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have Du read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have Du read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have Du read all the Bücher Mehr than once?

9. Have Du read all the Bücher Mehr than four times?

10. Do Du own Mehr than one copy of the books?

11. Do Du own them in Mehr than one language?
(Note: UK and US versions count)

12. Even though Du don't understand the other language?

13. Have Du translated them into another language?

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's herz if Du get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and Zeigen yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and Schauspielerinnen oder people who suffer from a lack of attention

Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that Du are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly oder get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Creatures, Jobs and States of Being
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A
Abraxan (Powerful flying horse, mentioned in Fantastic Beasts) - Abraxus was the name of a flying horse that pulled Helios, the sun god's chariot through the sky in Greco-Roman mythology.

Animagus - Combination of the Latin words "animal" and "magus," meaning "animal wizard."

Auror - Perhaps derived from "aurora," meaning "the dawn." The Aurors may be seen as those who bring the light, vanquishing the darkness.

B
Basilisk - The history and evolution of the myth of the basilisk is detailed in this article. The Greek basiliskos means "little king" oder "petty tyrant." Some myths describe the basilisk as a cockatrice, a giant bird with a serpent's tail that could breathe feuer and kill with its stare. Others call it the king of all serpents and consider it as powerful as the gods.

Boggart - From Wikipedia, in Celtic mythology, a boggart (or bogart, bogan, bogle oder boggle) is a household spirit, sometimes mischievous, sometimes helpful. In Northern England, at least, there was the belief that the boggart should never be named, for when it was...

A
Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," oder "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," oder "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word "aperio," meaning to "uncover, lay bare, reveal, oder make clear" oder "apparere," meaning to "make clear." It is spelled with only one "p," perhaps because of "apertus" which means "open, obvious, public."

Arithmancy - A method of fortune-telling based on names, numbers, and mathematical calculations. From the Greek, "arithmo" meaning "number" and "mancy" meaning "prophecy." It is also known as numerology.

Characters


[i] Aberforth - In Gaelic, it means "from the river." It is also the name of a small corporation in Edinburgh.
Ambrosius Flume - As the founder of Honeydukes, his first name most likely comes from the word "ambrosia," which is especially sweet and delicious. A "flume" is a "narrow tunnel" that usually has something flowing through it. Combining the names, he can be seen as a supplier of sweets. Coincidentally, there is also an underground tunnel that connects Hogwarts and Honeydukes.
Abraxas (Malfoy) - The supreme Gnostic Deity. Had the body of a man, the head of a cock, and serpents for feet. This image depicts him holding a shield and whip. In some stories, he is referred to as a demon. It is believed "Abra-cadabra" originated from his name.
Alastor - Similar to Alistair oder Alisdair. It is the Scottish (Gaelic) form of Alexander. It means "defender of mankind." It is an appropriate name for an Auror and a character responsible for protecting the magical world Von apprehending evil wizards.