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Article by elmi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hogwarrts Houses
The Begining of a magical year

Albus got on the train seeing his mom and dad waving goodbye to him. He sat down beside Hugo son of his father’s best friend Ron and Hermione Weasley. Wondering what would happen to him in Hogwarts which house will he be in Gryffindor where everyone is so brave, oder Ravenclaw where everyone is very clever, oder Huffelpuff in which everyone is so trustworthy, oder Slytherin from which most of the evil wizards came but according to his father a Merida - Legende der Highlands man named Severus Snape was also from Slyhterin but he was really brave. Half an Stunde oder so went, a girl entered their compartment her hair was really long and straight hair really blue eyes and she had a expression which was sometime telling that she is really proud and then again a look of extreme shyness in her she asked “May I sit here? There is no Weltraum in the others” Albus sagte “Yes, we don’t mind.” Hugo nodded and pointed at the sitz opposite to him the. She sagte “Thank you.” She sat down and took out a book from her bag and started reading. Hugo was staring at the girl surprisingly and then spoke to Albus quietly “Weird girl! No introduction of herself. Just sat there and...
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Article by fanofh2o posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I will not skip to the headmaster's office Singen 'we're off to see the wizard' ... LOL

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Du know.
Du know who?
He's dead, Du can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Du I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
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Review by JBDisneyDemi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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WWOHP Interview of HP cast.

Actors Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, and Michael Gambon were interviewed , and spoke about their impressions of the park, as well as the production on the films ending. On the subject of the “Deathly Hallows” film wrapping, Mr. Radcliffe Kommentiert on a short film put together Von the crew of the film, Wird angezeigt the last sixteen months of production. His response to this film: “I don’t think there is any shame in saying we all cried like babies.”

Other highlights:

Rupert is most excited about the Pub, while Dan is a Fan of the Frozen Butterbeer, Rock Cakes, and Treacle Fudge.
Michael Gambon jokes he does not abide Von the safety rules his character gives during the ride.
Gambon was scared of the Dueling Drachen ride. Knew it was a mistake as soon as he got on.
Felton and Radcliffe will return to the park if they ever feel homesick for Leavesden Studios.
Next, actors Bonnie Wright, Matt Lewis, Warwick Davis, and James and Oliver Phelps took the stage to give their impressions on the park, as well as talk a bit about wrapping the Harry Potter films. Highlights:
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Opinion by JBDisneyDemi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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My 9 Jahr old copy of "Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone" is now in ruins, and I'm on the verge of crying because of that.
I have another 2books of dat but still it was my 1st one..

I understand that this might come across as a joke/silliness to most of you, but there's a reason this book means so much to me, I'm gonna write it down here, Du don't have to read it, but if Du do... thank Du very much. <3

When I was 13, I had to change schools because my Dad had got transferred to a different place than where we used to live before. Changing schools had never been much of problem, since I'd already done that 6 times before this change, but this one suddenly seemed different. It was hell from Tag 1. Nobody wanted to be friends, nobody wanted to talk to the "new girl." People were intimidating. They made fun of me, my physique (I happen to be ridiculously tall & pretty "healthy" at the same time, not that I ever feel ashamed of myself anymore, just that back then, I used to), I became a beliebt joke. They hated the fact that I knew Mehr than them, and they were determined upon punishing me for it. And even though I kept telling my...
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Opinion by itsnaddia posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Q.) If Harry and Edward had to duel against each other using their own abilities, who do Du think would win?

Meyer:

A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the Filme so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to ente a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 Sekunden because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.

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This was an interview done in 08 I think Von MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do Du agree?
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Opinion by JBDisneyDemi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Actually finishing it was the most remarkable feeling I've ever had... [I felt] euphoria, devastated... I was in a hotel room on my own, sobbing my herz out. I downed half a bottle of champagne in one and went Home with mascara all over my face.
J. K. Rowling
On finishing her seventh and last Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows.

I sat and thought for four (delayed train) hours, and all the details bubbled up in my brain, and this scrawny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who didn't know he was a wizard became Mehr and Mehr real to me.
J. K. Rowling
How the Harry Potter tale came to her during a delayed train journey.

Schreiben for me is a kind of compulsion, so I don't think anyone could have
made me do it, oder prevented me from doing it.
J. K. Rowling

Probably the very best thing my earnings have gegeben me is absense of worry. I have not forgotten what it feels like to worry whether you'll have enough to pay the bills. Not to have to think about that any Mehr is the biggest luxury in the world.
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Guide by JBDisneyDemi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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A Nerdy Throwdown

Leading up to tonight's premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it looked for a while like it was going to be all Twilight, all the time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon: the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which would premiere before the film! A hubbub arose: Would Potter Fans flood the Twilight theaters, perhaps starting a nerd rumble? (No, because that would be stupid. Also, because Du can watch the trailer online.)
However, the fortuitous timing has inspired NewsFeed to take a side in the blood feud that has run for generations between Twi-hards and Potter-maniacs. Presenting: the five reasons Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

1. A Better Universe
Like George Lucas, J.K. Rowling is so great at creating worlds that it Mehr than makes up for whatever flaws her Schreiben suffers from. Think about all the wonderful things we know about Rowling's wizarding world: where they shop, what they eat, what kind of prejudices their society has. Consider all the side characters she stacks the stories with: Neville Longbottom, Arthur Weasley, even Lee Jordan, the Quidditch announcer. We...
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Opinion by JBDisneyDemi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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J.K.R.owling created a world where every person can relate to the characters n the story.She's a phenomenal writer. without her, we wouldnt have the HP series.Harry potter actually is a big part of my life.Through the book, Jo taught us courage, love, and to HOPE even in the darkest hours of our lives.I Liebe harry potter, and im never going to forget about it. #ILoveHarryPotter.It will always be a part of my life.The Bücher are about having the will to hope after EVRYTHING Du have been through. Not letting things get Du down.

And people that don't hope (like voldemort) are dark (litterally) and people that wouldve been dark (like snape & Draco) but got help (from dumbledore 4 snape & harry 4 Draco)and changed thier own true selves.There's just this WHOLE WORLD that she created behind this whole concept of HOPE.

She knows what it feels like to lose evrything but to gain something special from that which will stay with u 4ever,like, friends, family, love, just a sense of BELONGING to the ppl who matter to u the most.Giving them Liebe and hope and caring for them,just like they give do in return.
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Article by JBDisneyDemi posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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All over the world people are howling
About those great Bücher Von J. K. Rowling
Three little Bücher that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With besen that fly and a mantel that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his Jahr
But it's Mehr than one Jahr - it's going to be Seven!
For the Liebhaber of Fantasy that sounds like heaven!
If Du haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, Du really ought 'ter!
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Fan fiction by IndianBurnHex posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge



    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto Existum.” I whispered— but just as I finished the incantation, I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I knew I’d heard it before. But just as I was beginning figure out whom the voice belonged to, I turned towards the voices, seeing the face of a man I had grown a great hatred for. My third Jahr teacher began to speak the exact name I had thought off when I saw the face of the unmasked man.
    “Antonin Dolohov. I am afraid Du won’t get the chance!” I watched as they assumed the ready positions and began to duel. I stood there for minutes, feeling mixtures of rage and awe, rage for the Death Eater I wanted revenge against and awe for their nonverbal...
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Fan fiction by 11Anime_Fool posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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His feet made strange scraping noises as they slid along the marble floored corridors of Hogwarts. His exhaustion was nothing compared to the humiliation he felt, his Slytherin tie now had a blood red stain on it, thanks to James Potter's gang in potions class. He leaned against the wall, the bags under his eyes seeming to add an unbearable wieght to his sleepyness. He just started to dose leaning against the Wand when he heard running footsteps behind him. "Sev!" Lily shouted, her voice worried. Snape shaffled around to face her, his side still pressed against the wall. "Hi" he groaned, his eyes barely open. Lily brushed the hair gently away from his face. "Where have Du been?" she questioned, a hint of concern in her voice. "I've been looking everywhere for you" She wiped the blood from his nose on her sleeve. "Did they hurt Du again?" she hissed angily, her pale skin flushing in anger. "Yes..." he mumbled, closing his eyes, half asleep on the wall. "I'm taking Du to Madam Pompfrey." she stated, wrapping her hand around his boney arm, "Come on." She tugged. He remained unmoving on the wall. "Sev!" she half-shouted. "Move!" She pulled with both hands, sending Severus Snape...
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Fan fiction by 11Anime_Fool posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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The kürbis saft was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but Mehr silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some saft in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't do that!" she scolded, "You'll hurt yourself!" He frowned, and looked away, five long years at this school, and not once had he told Lilly how he really felt about her. Lilly turned away from him as she heard one of her other Friends call her name from behind. He admired her beauty, in the most unnoticable and nonchalant way he could come up with, which was unfortunately, staring when she wasn't turned in his direction. Her skin was fare, and her face had a splash of freckles,just the right amount, oder so he thought. Lilly turned back to face him he long red hair twirling with...
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Opinion by disney505218 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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In Chronological Order.

1/1: Intro to the Durlsey's / Leaving Harry on their doorstep
Where better to start then the beginning of the series? The very first chapter, to be precise. Well, it might be 2 chapters, I'm not sure. But I Liebe these parts, regardless. It's a great way to kick off the series, because it's told from the point of view of a muggle. So we already can relate with the main character and we can see how wizards incorporate into our everyday lives. Then it goes right to Dumbledore and Mcgonogal discussing the same events from the wizards point of view. It's also pretty good in hindsight, where we know the characters that Mcgonnogal&Dumbledore casually mention and we know what has just happened a few Minuten Vor in detail.

1/5: Intro to Diagon Alley
There are a lot of intro's in the beginning chapters of the Harry Potter series, but this one is my favorite. It shows just how organized he wizarding world is and how realilistic it is. How they have a wizarding bank (run Von goblins), a wand Shop (ollivander!), broomstick shop, rope/couldren shop, and pet store. It's so average yet so extraordinary....
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Opinion by Irina92 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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According to the Bücher there are supposed to be 700 Quidditch fouls. However I'll mention sortly 10 of the commonest ones, with the help of Harry Potter wiki.=)

1.Blagging
An often-used foul which can be commited Von all the players of a team. It is consisted of grabbing the broomstick tail of a player from the opposing team in order to delay oder thwart them. We see it in the "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Azkaban" book, commited Von Draco Malfoy against Harry Potter.

2.Blatching
In order to happen, a player has to fly towards another player with deliberate intention to collide with him oder her. It's detected in the "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" book, in the final of the 1994 Quidditch World Cup, when Vasily Dimitrov flew directly towards Moran and almost knocked her off her broom. Moreover, in the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" book, Harry is being blatched Von Harper, the Substitute Slytherin Seeker.
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Opinion by Persephone713 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Okay, I seriously wasn't going to go here but I feel the need to express my opinion a little further. So I have heard some of Du say " The Harry Potter series will be re-made to keep up with time, oder keep the legend alive". That is fine that Du have that opinion, but I only have one oder two questions. Du don't think the movie series will live on as a classic. Its the oben, nach oben earning movie series in the world, not counting inflation. It has the best British cast in the world. Besides I think Hollywood avoids remakes if they can unless they are trying to make quick money. And if they do remake a movie it is usually not one as complex and big as The Harry Potter series. That would be like someone trying to remake the entire "Star Wars" saga. Even classics like "Jaws" people don't think of touching. Speaking of "Jaws" and "Star Wars" they don't have to be remade to keep up with times. As different technologies come out they adapt them. "Gone with the Wind" and "The Wizard of Oz" came out in 1939 and are both on Blu-ray as we speak. There have been spin-offs. The "Star Wars" series has the animated clone wars cartoon. And in talks are " Dorothy of Oz" where she returns to oz and " Oz the...
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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***SPOILER ALERT***

I rarely ship non-canon couples. But this is one non-canon couple that I absolutely adore. It's not a very beliebt one. In fact, it's quite unpopular amongst fans, partially because most people are fairly content with HarryxGinny. Some of the most common non-canon couples concerning these characters are HarryxHermione and NevillexLuna. I honestly cannot stand either coupling, but I'll get into that later. (Remember, this is just my opinion! I have nothing against others who think differently! I totally respect it! Just putting my point of view out there!) So I'm just going to write a little blurb about why I Liebe HarryxLuna so much.

I felt that Harry and Luna both connected extremely well, especially in Order of the Phoenix. In Order of the Phoenix, Harry really feels outcast and is treated like a freak. Of course, being Harry, he is extremely moody about this. However, he always found it comforting to be with Luna because she really understood what it was like. People always treated her like a freak, just because she was different, like him. But somehow, she manages to be quite a happy person despite this. Harry finds...
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Opinion by hrrypttrfn328 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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To begin, I suppose an explanation of this article's contents is in order. I have noticed, in seeing the films and then later re-reading the novels, that there are some character discrepancies. From humor to appearance, the characters in the films are, on occasion, very different from their Quelle material. And it is in my humble opinion that the most important thing for a story to succeed is for there to be proper characterization. So, I hope I do not bore Du too badly in this look at character discrepancies in the Harry Potter series. I will only look at one thing per character to make this fairly short.

Harry Potter


It is probably best to begin with our main character. For starters, there are some things that cannot be helped. Who knew that Daniel Radcliffe was going to be little taller than Frodo while Harry had grown fairly tall in later books? What does it matter that his hair is brown and fairly neat and not the mop of black originally envisioned? Who cares that his eyes are not green, at least they are described as appearing as Lily's, so that is really all that needs to be done in that department. What...
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Fan fiction by woowie posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on liguster, privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's Friends four nights Vor and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry was awoken Von a sudden loud crash downstairs, followed Von a high pitched, "Damn it!" He got out of bett and reached for his wand, but found it wasn't where he left it. Someone had apparently left his door open as well. He decided to go see what was downstairs. As he creeped out of his room, he heard a loud POP! and another curse word, followed Von a, "Stupid wand! Can't Du do ANYTHING right?" Harry saw a shadow. "D-Dudley?" he said. "OH HOT MAMA SHI-"
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Opinion by shieldmaiden posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I felt a compelling need to write this Artikel because recently I have found myself Mehr constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much Mehr awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give Du all the evidence Du will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight Fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons
1. We have plot and character development, they don't.
2. Our actors are better than their's, as well as our films.
3. Harry Potter has been around since 1997 and is still going strong, Twilight has only been around since 2005.
4. Sparkling...WTF?!

Reasons of Personal Opinion
1. Stewart can't act. At all.
2. The Twilight films and Bücher are way too easy to make fun of.
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Guide by soraroxasxion posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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1 Find your wand wood. It's Mehr "mother nature friendly" if Du find a stick that's already on the ground. It should be at least ten inches long to leave room for cutting, and it must be straight. It should also be relatively thick so that it doesn't look ridiculous sanded down.

Step 2 Begin to whittle the wood. Using the knife, carefully strip the bark off the wood until it is bare.

Step 3 Carve your wood down. Your going to need to make a distinguishable handle, so take a good look at your wand-in-the-making, judge for yourself and start from there, carving the wand wood thinner as Du make your way "down" to the oben, nach oben of the wand. It's obviously going to look choppy, but Von the time your done with this step it should already look "wandish."

Step 4 Sand and Polish. Start with the extra coarse sandpaper, to rip the wood and sand it down to a Mehr discernible wand shape. Round off the tip of your wand; flatten and round the edge of the handle. Then use the finer sandpaper to smooth and polish the wand.
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Fan fiction by woowie posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Sapphire is a new student at Hogwarts, but it seems as if she keeps getting older and younger. One Tag she's a first year, a fifth Jahr the next! Sparky, (her pet), happens to know why, but won't spill the beans! But one day, Sapphire gets a disease and can't fix it, and she is near death, until Harry, Ron, and Hermoine go to save her before it's too late. But the dementors are back, along with some friends. The three soon find out Sapphire's secret.

♪☆→ATTENTION!←☆♪
The gytrashes, feuer crabs, and imps are all from the videogames and they are what I mean Von the dementor's "friends". So far, I've only seen them in the Chamber of Secrets game for Playstation 2. I also made 5 gytrashes on The Sims 2 Pets. :P

Yeah, I was almost finished with Prisoner of Azkaban (book), but the crazy school librarians came after me. D: WHYYY CRAZY SCHOOL LIBRARIANS, WHYYYYYYY!?
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Review by mitchie19 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Attention to all Harry Potter fans!!
A new theme park in Universal Orlando, Florida, is set to open on June 18, 2010.
Its called "The Wizard World of Harry Potter."

It took years to finish Von Universals creative department i collaboration with J.K Rowling and several of the film series' directors and production designers.

The Wizarding World Theme Park is to cost between $235 - $265 million.

Its going to be huge and really exciting for all of the Harry Potter fans. Du will feel like you're inside the Harry Potter world and walking on real life places like in the Filme and books.
Inside sneak peek places:

>The Reception Hall with Floating Candles
>Hogwarts Castle
>Hogsmeade Village
>Hagrids house at the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
>Albus Dumbledore's office at Hogwarts
>Hogwarts Express
>Plus 3 main park rides:

*Dragon Challenge
*Flight of the Hippogriff
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Review by bribee10 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I was Lesen HP6, at the part where Du find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort stahl, stola it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
please Kommentar on whether Du found this helpful oder if Du already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!
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Opinion by ginny_potter_97 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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from Harry Potter
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"Pity Du can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" sagte Harry sarcastically

"He [Dumbledore] will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."

"She's Ron's sister.
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Article by simpleplan posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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What do Du call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do Du call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do Du call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would Du call if Du wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>



How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many Drachen does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>

How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.>>

How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Who needs a lighted wand, with all that bright red hair?>>
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