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Article by xharrypotterx posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Now, this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (you'll kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this,But if Du follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!!


All of my Antwort were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let Du know. Take 3 Minuten and try this...it will freak Du out!BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try :)


First..get a pen and paper oder jst go on word.When Du actually choose names, make sure it's people Du actually know and go with your first instinct


scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead oder you'll ruin it!


1. First,write the numbers 1 through to 11 in a column.



2. Then,beside numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers Du want.



3. Beside 3 and 7 , write down the name of members of the opposite sex.
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Book 1
Funny Excerpts from the First Book

"Oh, are Du a prefect, Percy? Du should have sagte something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE Du GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE Du A WITCH oder NOT!

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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left Singen along to a very slow funeral march.

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Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large rosa face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt petunie, petunia often sagte that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often sagte that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Fan fiction by mbalzar posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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June 1, 1998
    Minerva was sitting in her Favorit place on the ufer of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of Tag hit the schloss that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's Favorit time of Tag because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the schloss would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning light. But, all was not as it should be, the students were gone, sent Home early for their summer holidays, and the presence of death and despair were almost tangible in the hallways of the castle. It had been almost a Monat since that fateful night when the last battle was fought, and Lord Voldemort had been vanquished forever, but jubilation at the end of the war still had not come for Minerva. Because, all was not as it should be, so many that she had loved were gone from her forever: her colleagues Severus Snape, whom she had never trusted (something she deeply regretted...
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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General Mistakes

NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.
* In Sorcerer's Stone, US paperback edition, page 96, it says that Percy had a silver prefect badge. However, in Order of the Phoenix, US hardcover edition, page 161, it says that the prefects' badges are scarlet and gold.

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* In Prisoner of Azkaban, page 262, Harry sends a Patronus at Malfoy and Friends (who were dressed as dementors) during the Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw Quidditch game where Lee Jordan is commenting.

Then in Order of the Phoenix, page 342, Susan Bones asks Harry "So -- is it really true? Du make a hirsch Patronus?" Harry says, "Yes." Lee responds "Blimey, Harry!...I never knew that!"

But he would have seen it at the Quidditch game two years before.

Possible Explanation: Harry's Patronus at the time of the Quidditch match may not yet have been developed enough to take the form of a stag.
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Deathly Hallows
Book 7 Mistakes

* The Elder Wand was supposed to be unbeatable, but Dumbledore defeats Grindlewald to win it.


* In chapter nine, Hermione, Ron, and Harry escape the Burrow to Tottenham Court Road where they are followed to a small, shabby cafe Von two Death Eaters. The Death Eaters are hit Von spells Von Harry and Hermione and they have to decide what to do with them. Harry suggests they just wipe their memories, and Hermione says she's never done this. BUT earlier in chapter six Hermione explains that she has modified her parents' memories and sent them to Australia to keep them safe.

NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Half-blood Prince
Book 6 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.
* The cover illustration portrays Dumbledore with a normal-looking right hand, but the text makes it clear that it is Dumbledore's right hand and arm (p. 58) that are blackened and shriveled (p. 48), and that are still in such condition at the precise moment depicted Von the cover illustration (p. 567). Thanks, Brent!

* In the American edition, when Dumbledore and Harry enter Horace Slughorn's house, something "darkly red and glutinous was spattered over the wallpaper." Later, when asked what kind of blood it was, Slughorn explains, "On the walls? Dragon... My last bottle, and prices are sky-high at the moment." (p. 65) However, in Book 5 (OOTP), when Hagrid finally returns in Chapter 20, he is nursing his bloodied face with a green-tinged steak of dragon meat. "He picked up the steak and slapped it over the left side of his face. Greenish blood trickled down into his beard as he gave a soft moan of satisfaction." (p. 422) Thanks, Stephanie!
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Order of the Phoenix
Book 5 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.
* The cover of OOTP shows Harry in the Department of Mysteries holding his wand in his left hand. However, it is clearly stated that his right arm is his wand arm.

* On page 1, Harry is lying in his Aunt's hydrangea bush, but on page 7 he recalls that "someone magical had been near him as he lay among Aunt Petunia's dying begonias..." Thanks, Trixie!

Possible Explanation: Aunt petunie, petunia may have had a variety of plants and Blumen in her garden.

* In the Hardcover U.S. edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, page 12, paragraph three, it says, "Harry stepped into the shadow of a large lila, flieder baum and waited." But lilacs grow on bushes, not trees. Thanks, April and Allie!

* In OOTP, page 60, the Beschreibung of 12 Grimmauld Place states, "The silver door knocker was in the form of a twisted serpent. There was no keyhole oder letterbox." However, it clearly shows on the Titel page (the drawing of Snuffles exiting number twelve) that there is a keyhole....
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Goblet of Fire
Book 4 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.
* On page 23 of the American version of Goblet of Fire, when Harry is Schreiben to Sirius about the pain in his scar, it says he was "marveling at the fact that he hadn't thought of Sirius straight away. But then, perhaps it wasn't so surprising -- after all, he had only found out that Sirius was his godfather two months ago." Harry actually found out Sirius was his godfather about eight months before, on that Tag in the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. Thanks, Audrey!

* On the bottom of page 148 in the US edition, it states that Ron, Harry, and Hermione had entered Ron's room, which is here called the "attic room." However, on page 154, it states at the bottom that one of the sounds that could be heard from Ron's room was the ghoul "in the attic." How, then, could Ron's room be considered the attic room, when there is a ghoul living above that room in "the attic"?
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Article by BellaLovett posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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On Saturday, some lucky test screeners in Chicago got the opportunity to see the first cut of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1." The CGI wasn't completely finished, it had a stand-in score and its runtime was 150 minutes, but the response from the Fans was overwhelmingly positive despite any issues they may have had with the first cut of the movie.

Hit the jump to see our wickeln, wickeln sie up of responses to the film and how they resolve some misgivings that have been had with "Part 1." Be warned, spoilers are contained after the jump, so if Du want to go into the final two installments of the "Harry Potter" saga unspoiled, Du probably don't want to read the rest of this post.


In The Beginning...
The film opens with Minister of Magic Rufus Scrimgeour holding a press conference informing the media of the dangers facing the wizarding world. It then cuts to the scene in Malfoy Manor where Snape tells Voldemort about the plan for Harry to leave 4 liguster, privet Drive, and this scene is supposed to be amazing. Note: filmmakers did include the...
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Review by lovedrchase posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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1. How did Ron react to Hermione being tortured?: Irrationally... That entire scene was just how I imagined it in the books. The Malfoy mansion was absolutely perfect.

2. Were there peacocks?: there may have been... I didn't notice any. But it doesn't mean they weren't there.

3. Were Ron/Hermione done justice?: it was very clear that it was Ron and Hermione. The scene in the forest when Ron saves Harry's live while he's swimming underwater to get the sword of Godric Griffindor was amazing.

4. Was the locket scene like Du imagined it would be?: When harry opened it, Voldemort played on Ron's fears and it's great. His fears for his family, but very vividly his fear that Hermione is into Harry. And the smoke that comes out of the locket is almost like the smoke monster from LOST. It has smoke versions of Harry and Hermione saying the most vicious and hurtful things to Ron. Then they start making out with very little clothes on.

5. Do Harry and Hagrid go straight to the Burrow after the 7 Potters fighting sequence..or do they still stop at the Tonks' house?: No, they go straight to the burrow. And spoiler alert... Hedwig dies. But I...
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Prisoner of Azkaban
Book 3 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* The cover of Prisoner of Azkaban (American version) clearly depicts the night that Harry and Hermione save Sirius and Buckbeak. That night is also supposed to be a full moon, as stated in the book. However, on the back side of the cover, the moon appears to be crescent when it should be a full moon. Thanks, Laura!

* In the UK version of POA, page 45 primarily states that Harry is being waited on Von the manager of Flourish and Blotts. The manager takes him to the Divination section and takes down Unfogging the Future. However, after Harry is fixated on the Death Omens book, the manager is suddenly referred to as the "assistant." Thanks, Kelly!

* In the US version of Book 3, on page 65, when Mr. Weasley is arguing with Mrs. Weasley at the Leaky Cauldron, he says, "You know what Harry and Ron are like, wandering off Von themselves--they've ended up in the Forbidden Forest twice!" Ron has only been in the Forbidden Forest once--to see Aragog in COS. Thanks, Doug!
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Chamber of Secrets
Book 2 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* On page 4, the Tag of Harry's birthday, Rowling says, "and then, exactly a Jahr ago, Hogwarts had written to Harry..." but they had actually written before Harry's eleventh birthday. He'd been receiving them before, he just never had the chance to read one. So technically he had been written to before his eleventh birthday. Thanks, Kelsey!

* On page 95, it states that Nearly Headless Nick "took several deep breaths, and then said, in a far calmer tone, 'So what's bothering you?'" However, on page 506 of GOF, Myrtle says that ghosts do not breathe: "When I can't ...when I haven't...not for ages..."

* On page 102 of the American COS: "Several (freshly caught Cornish pixies) shot through the window, showering the back row with broken glass." The glass would have splintered outward, not back into the classroom.
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Opinion by Hermione30 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Philosopher's Stone
Book 1 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* In Book 1, on page 27 (American paperback), it mentions that the snake in the zoo winked at Harry. Harry can't be blamed for being so surprised, as snakes don't have movable eyelids. Thanks, Bethany!

* When Hagrid comes and gets Harry out of the little hut on the rock, they use the boot that the Dursleys used to get to the rock. So how do the Dursleys get off the rock?

* On Harry's equipment Liste in the letter from Hogwarts, "1 wand" is listed twice. This was corrected quickly and only appears in the earlier versions. Thanks, Kerry!

* Harry's letter from Hogwarts says he may bring a cat, an owl, oder a toad, but Ron brings his rat, Scabbers.

* Arguable: When Hagrid brought Harry to Diagon Alley for the first time, Harry heard a woman say "Seventeen sickles an ounce for Dragon Liver. They're mad." But Hagrid told Harry that there were seventeen sickles in a galleon. So that would be like saying "100 pennies" instead of a dollar. Think of it this way: if the...
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Opinion by cherrieyu posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hi!My name is Cherrie. I come from Hong Kong.I want to say something about you-know-who.
I know that you-know-who is very cruel and very dark. However, what made him to have these personality. I mean when he was a child, he was lonely and he did not know anything about magic and the wizarding world. He was confused. Therefore, he Lost his controland caused the dark lord today.
In short, I want to say that the Dark lord is very cruel and dark,but there are some reasons that caused him to be a dark wizard.
I think the dark lord is very poor because he does not know Liebe and thereis no Liebe in his world. He is lonely.At the last moment of his life,he still did't know what is Liebe and he didn't have any friend!
How about you? What do Du think about you-kno-who? Can Du think some reason that caused Tom Riddle to be a dark wizard?
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Fan fiction by fanofh2o posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Lily did not leave Severus's side until Madam Pomfrey sagte she had to sleep and could use the bett Weiter to him. When Snape woke up he looked around wondering what happened. He looked out the windo, the moon was about to set. Then he saw Lily, covered in blood. She was laying on her back, head faceing away from him. He tried to sit up but it hurt to bad. "Lily?" he wispered. And that seemed to wake her up. She was at his side so fast he didn't see her move. "What happened to you?" he asked pointing at the blood all over her. Lily looked down for half a second. "You don't remember do you?" she asked kindly. "It's comeing back...." Snape sagte honestly. "James hit me with a spell, then...nothing". Lily looked down at him with a sad smile, "you blacked out". "What happened to you?" Snape asked agen. "Nothing". "Then why are Du covered in blood?" Sev. asked, clearly worried. "Sev, this is your blood," she said, looking him in the eye. "Couldn't be, if it was Du would have gon to Griff. tower and changed,". For a Sekunde Lily looked hurt, "Do Du really think I would leave Du that long?". They were looking eachother in the eye, nether talking oder moving. They both wanted to stay like...
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Fan fiction by fanofh2o posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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"So what do Du want to do today?" asked Snape to Lily. They were walking down an empty corridor on a sunny Sunday afternoon. "I don't know whatever Du want" replied Lily. I wish we could, thought Snape, for he wanted to KISS her so badly. KISS Du thought Lily at the same time. They walked for a Minute the only sound was their footsteps. Then James, Sirius, and Lupin turned the corner. "Oh great" muttered Snape. "Look guys, it's Snivellus and Lily. Why is a beauty like Du Friends with a beast like him" James almost yelled. "Because he's not a jerk like you," Lily sagte calmly back to him. "Hmm, not a bad come back, but I still don't see why Du two are friends. And I thought that to be a death eater Du had to be a jerk, so u better start practising Snivellus." sagte James cruelly. Snape had got out his wand and started to do a spell. What happened Weiter Lily saw in slow motion. James wiped out his wand and did a non-verbal spell. It flew through the air and hit Severus square in the chest. Severus passed out and a pool of blood was soon visible around him. Lily was in shock she felt tears on her cheeks but couldn't remember starting to cry. She sat down Weiter to him and brushed the...
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Fan fiction by mbalzar posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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December 1, 1944
    Minerva McGonagall walked down the corridor with her head held high; she simply couldn't help but feel pleased with herself. And, who could, for that matter? She had finally done it, she was finally a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    The young Transfiguration teacher walked confidently into the great hall on her first Tag of teaching, and she felt a small jolt of satisfaction as she passed Von the Gryffindor tabelle on her way to the staff table. It was not that she had ever disliked sharing meals with her fellow students, but she had always dreamed of becoming a teacher, and she could not help feeling excited about taking her place at the staff tabelle for the first time. However, it was nothing to the rush of delight she felt at the headmasters morning salutation.
    "Good morning Professor McGonagall, and how are Du today"? Inquired Albus Dumbledore.
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Opinion by wolfgrrl posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Yay! In a matter of months, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be in theaters! This is the final book, but not the final movie, as it is been put into two parts. But it's in 3D! After Du go watch the movie, put your opinion on the Fan wall, please. I'll put mine. I can't wait! I'm so ready! I've been watching every HP movie and I have all the books, and Harry's wand! I finished the series three years ago, but I plan on re-reading it. The first Vorschau of the 1st half has been released. I heard these awesome lines. Check it:
"Why do Du live?" Voldemort said.
"Because I have something worth living for." Harry said.

Harry sagte that in another movie, so I guess he was emphasizing it. Check the Fan Wand later for my Favorit book, movie, and quote! See ya!
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**NEW 3 Tag TOUR FOR 2011**

A new 3 Tag Harry Potter England Tour will be launched in 2011. Starting from London our tour will visit iconic locations featured in the movie series.

Departing from Platform 9 3/4 this tour will take Harry Potter Fans to many of the key films locations and inspirations in Southern England on a magical 3 Tag wizarding journey.

This small group tour (maximum 19 people) will travel in a luxury air conditioned mini coach as we explore the places Du know so well from both the films and the books.

From Godrics Hollow to the corridors of Hogwarts and from J K Rowlings birthplace to the forest of Dean where Harry and Hermione hide we will immerse ourselves in wizardry for 3 days.

Tag 1

Depart London
Tour of film locations at several of the universität colleges in oxford
Overnight stay in oxford
Group abendessen (optional)
Tag 2

Tour and lunch at Blenheim Palace
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Opinion by june13 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl LOL
harry huh? LOL wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what LOL and waz means
ginny LOL meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron LOL meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny Du took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
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luke nope iGuesss not
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter Fan tell me want u think Von the why its is post to be funny happy brith Tag 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
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harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl LOL
harry huh? LOL wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what LOL and waz means
ginny LOL meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron LOL meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny Du took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter Fan tell me want u think Von the why its is post to be funny happy brith Tag 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
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Fan fiction by GinnyXHarryluv posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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A/N:If Du wanna read this fic I suggest Du go look up the written out trailer for it in the Antwort section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
Du know, never believe its not so
It's magic, Du know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words, 'The Secret Life Of Ginny Weasley'*
*The screen turns light again and we see the city of London,England*
*Then white words appear on the screen saying,Starring Bonnie Wright*
*The camera then zooms in on Big Ben and Mehr white words appear saying, Daniel Radcliffe*
*The camera zooms out and zooms in on a telephone booth the white words say Emma Watson and Evanna Lynch*
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List by lovedrchase posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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* It has been announced that there will be a scene with the Minister for Magic, Rufus Scrimgeour, making a speech about how times will "grow darker still" to Ministry employees.
* There will be a scene with Neville, Luna, and Ginny on the Hogwarts Express.
* It is thought that a chase scene on land will be added into the Seven Potters fight sequence.
* It has been announced that Bill will be attacked during the Battle over Little Whinging.
* It has been hinted at that an extended wand battle between Umbridge and Harry will be included and a chase scene with the Snatchers will take place during the film's climax.
* Judging Von filming pictures, Harry Potter will most likely not be disguised as "Barny Weasley" during the wedding.
* In an interview, director of the film David Yates announced that a scene will be added where Hermione Granger and Harry Potter are dancing, and, while dancing, they reveal some secrets about each other. [215]
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Hogwarrts Houses
The Begining of a magical year

Albus got on the train seeing his mom and dad waving goodbye to him. He sat down beside Hugo son of his father’s best friend Ron and Hermione Weasley. Wondering what would happen to him in Hogwarts which house will he be in Gryffindor where everyone is so brave, oder Ravenclaw where everyone is very clever, oder Huffelpuff in which everyone is so trustworthy, oder Slytherin from which most of the evil wizards came but according to his father a Merida - Legende der Highlands man named Severus Snape was also from Slyhterin but he was really brave. Half an Stunde oder so went, a girl entered their compartment her hair was really long and straight hair really blue eyes and she had a expression which was sometime telling that she is really proud and then again a look of extreme shyness in her she asked “May I sit here? There is no Weltraum in the others” Albus sagte “Yes, we don’t mind.” Hugo nodded and pointed at the sitz opposite to him the. She sagte “Thank you.” She sat down and took out a book from her bag and started reading. Hugo was staring at the girl surprisingly and then spoke to Albus quietly “Weird girl! No introduction of herself. Just sat there and...
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Article by fanofh2o posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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I will not skip to the headmaster's office Singen 'we're off to see the wizard' ... LOL

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Du know.
Du know who?
He's dead, Du can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Du I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
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