I Liebe Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things Du can say oder do when he insults you. Let's get this Liste started!
1.If he calls Du a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of Du for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes Du sick.
9. "Say that one Mehr time Du blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did Du run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy Du some new ones."
12. Say, Are Du naturally stupid? oder do Du practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? Du father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for Du Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult Du could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish Du had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls Du an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted Von a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did Du know the frettchen could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are Du doing here? Shouldn't Du be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls Du a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of Du for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes Du sick.
9. "Say that one Mehr time Du blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did Du run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy Du some new ones."
12. Say, Are Du naturally stupid? oder do Du practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? Du father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for Du Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult Du could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish Du had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls Du an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted Von a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did Du know the frettchen could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are Du doing here? Shouldn't Du be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended Von me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
Von Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as Du say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink patrone (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
Du need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the Favorit drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bett yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
Von Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as Du say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink patrone (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
Du need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the Favorit drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bett yours to command.
