I did not write this!
Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless Du have Harry's invisibility mantel and the Marauders' Map oder Du are Fred and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing Marihuana oder hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told Du I was...
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