Harry potter reborn Puppen

I made a Liste of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If Du can give explanation answering the Fragen ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky Frage because there are a lot of Artikel about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter Fans respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell Du which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion Von BedIntruder gepostet 4 hours Vor


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides Von calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies Von Schreiben about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The Bücher aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken Von the end of the...

(i have edited this Artikel so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell Du why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Lesen that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child safe, sicher book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 Jahr old...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Du arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Du will Liebe it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Du that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Du didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. oder maybe Du didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Du get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Lesen a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an apfel, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Schreiben folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Du guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella Von Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Du agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Du into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Du I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Du crazy witch
Now it's raining Mehr than ever
But we’re...

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1. he/she just sagte "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just sagte that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff oder hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot Mehr then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been Schreiben a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the insgesamt story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight Von just "letting her characters handle the plot". There Von making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Du want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a Fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for beliebt Icons like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, Du might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When Du turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Liste of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced Von Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Bücher sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Du see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The Sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter Fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Du oder is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Liebe with Du — and Du are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Du to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Liebe of your life. Du should stay with him since he will keep Du safe, sicher forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Du that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Lesen them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But Du need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Liebe story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Bücher Bewegen on. And have Du seen all the different...