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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the Titel to errors.

My apologise to Twilight Fans if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the Bücher like twice this Monat and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole Liste on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction Bücher to be scientifically accurate. But if Du plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Why i personally think Harry Potter is better.

posted by missdada15

Before Du start Lesen please understand that this is all based on MY opinion and not everyone can think the same.If Du are a Twilight Fan Du don't have to start a fight,just say Du disagree and tell us why.

Before,i gepostet an Artikel from someone who made a few reasons on why Harry Potter is better but it got flamed(I'm guessing because it was too direct.) so i decidet to point out my main 5 reaons on why i think Harry Potter is better.

1.Harry Potter character are more..alive.

Harry Potter characters have so much personality,they are interesting because of it.I can tell Du so much about...

The Debatte Article......

posted by woofbark

Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable Debatte (not a fight) on the Kommentar board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward oder making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...

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Harry and Cho- A brief history.

posted by FredWRules

-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a Bewegen until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s Tag in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry sagte he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.

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It's Friday

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Dumbledore Owns

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Vampire Liebe Twilight

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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

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Harry potter Fragen and possible plot holes.

posted by goodtimes

I made a Liste of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If Du can give explanation answering the Fragen ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky Frage because there are a lot of Artikel about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter Fans respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell Du which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.

1. Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

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96 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks

posted by BedIntruder

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion Von BedIntruder gepostet 4 hours Vor

1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides Von calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies Von Schreiben about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The Bücher aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken Von the end of the...

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Why Twilight is better than Harry Potter

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Harry und Draco

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Du arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Du will Liebe it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Du that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Du didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. oder maybe Du didnt read...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Du get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Lesen a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an apfel, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my Schreiben folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Du guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella Von Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Du agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Du into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Du I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Du crazy witch
Now it's raining Mehr than ever
But we’re...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just sagte "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just sagte that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff oder hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot Mehr then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been Schreiben a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the insgesamt story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight Von just "letting her characters handle the plot". There Von making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Du want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why I believe Twilight is beliebt

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a Fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for beliebt Icons like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, Du might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When Du turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Liste of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced Von Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two Bücher sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Du see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The Sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter Fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 Minuten Vor via Plurk · Kommentar · Like · View Kommentare on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 Minuten Vor ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 Minuten Vor ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 Minuten Vor ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Du oder is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Liebe with Du — and Du are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Du to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Liebe of your life. Du should stay with him since he will keep Du safe, sicher forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...