Draco Malfoy totally looks like Eminem

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

I see a lot of Twiight Fans arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight Fans are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the Bücher and the Filme don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault Du haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both Bücher and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, Du know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. Du throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. Du wear at least some black every day.

3. Du rip your clothes on purpose.

4. Du call people Du don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. Du yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Du get mad.

6. Du carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" oder an "L", Du accidentally type out a Bellatrix oder a Lestrange instead.

9. Du think her birthday should...