How do we know that any of us aren't the troll?
But why would I do any of this to myself? :'(

Im going to bed now
bye...

I hate mind games. :/ I'm not smart enough to figure them out.

CC, if it IS you (not saying it is), just admit it instead of spreading doubt around everywhere.
Because I'm really confused, and so are many others, no doubt.

Well, if we ever find out who it is, I still vote on making Yates direct their life movie.

Ha, I think we should :P

Anyone here?

I AM!

Yay :D

I needeth some advice.

What do you do when you need to tell something important and serious to someone, but it's Aprils Fools day and you think they'll think it's a joke?

I honestly have no idea :/

How important is it and how likely is it to be taken as a joke?

It's very important, and not very likely to be taken as a joke.

*update poke* :L

Then I say you should tell them and they should understand it's not a joke

^^ hehe...update poke

Well the thingy wasn't letting me update, it just showing some thingy so... yeah xD

And thanks, I shall do that :)

Ok then! :D

(:
Thankssss for the help

Say, have you read I Am Number Four?

HIIIIIII

Hello GD (:

hoyy.
so I gotz info on the troll:
•unless it's very very dedicated, it's not anyone from the UK, because this whole thing started around 5AM yesterday morning their time.
•that being said, it could be joda, since she's said she has insomnia and is often awake in the early hours of the morning.
•it's not likely to be anyone from the US, because it kept going until it was around 0:30AM even in the westernmost parts (bar Hawaii). I know this isn't definite evidence, but kinda implicatory, if that's a word.
•that being said, it's not Gred -- she swears it (I believe her) and also on it's account it says Fanpopping since April 2011, and it was still March in Hawaii then.
•that being said, it's not anyone from time zones further west than GMT-5, as it would still have been March there too. which rules out Draco, my primary suspect. damn. although I have a hard time believing she's insult CC.
•considering the fact that it said it got back from school around 6PM GMT yesterday, I conclude that since we ruled out les brits, it should live either in Greenland or in the middle of the Atlantic. so maybe that part's not too condemning. maybe they just picked a random time and went, home from school!
•apart from the home-from-school-comment, a plausible time zone is Australia. it's not GD, we know that much, but someone it could well be is Goldn. he's mad at us, remember? and I can totally see him insulting any of us, even CC, who he didn't come into any contact with.
•also, guys, remember abby? she used to come here ages ago... she's in the Philippines, which'd work, time-wise, and she used to talk about microbiology and stuffs, which it has also mentioned (right after saying there are clues all around). I can't remember abby ever saying so much as an unkind word, though.

so those are my three guesses: joda, goldn and abby. although the most likely by far is goldn.
also, if anyone's online who got boo's suspects, can they please please inbox me? thanks :)

although I gotta say, I'm having a hard time believing it'd be joda...

Hola Mishamigo

Whoa, that's a good list you got up there malloy (:

Nice list, mommy!
I don't remember this "Abby" person :S

wooooow

nice work malloy.
you 007 you. :)

I want to say it's Goldn, but this person talks literate enough for me to understand.

haha thanks guys :D
but Gred -- he could talk literate, remember? he just chose not to. so maybe he's drawing suspicion away from himself.
although the "I've insulted myself" comment on the BS wall is kinda weird... though again, throwing suspicion elsewhere.

Hmm, that's true. But did he have a problem with CC? It does raise suspicion that he's not on here anymore.

My computer is acting up so I'll be back a little later.

Great list Malloy!
I forgot all about Goldn! I never really warmed to him. I don't think he liked me when I first met him :/

I don't think he even talked to CC much...
here's abby, by the way: link

CC, what're you doing up at 7:45AM? :O

I'm not sure... Lol

Hi again!

I'm leaving for 4 days in actually 12 hours. :P

GD, why?

Goldn is on Fanpop chat!

GOSH DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

REGATTA!!!

Ooh, let's harass him!

Ohh, lol

Well, I'm going to bed now :P Night guys *hugs* I love you all

Night Best!

Malloy, why is Goldn mad at us?

Night Best!

I'm back.

G-night Best!

Watching Merlin. Being distracted atm.

Why is Goldn mad at us?

Because he uses text talk and we don't like it :L

Coz we ignored him... :P

It's like that Buffy episode where this band geek turned invisible coz everyone ignored her and then she tried to kill Cordelia.

ah okay.
he's mad because he didn't get a personal acknowledgement from every single person online :D

best, abby was here in the 700s :D

Oh
Goldn never really spoke for me except for one time. I just spoke to him on chat and it was awkward

He could have chosen you by random. :/ It would have been way too obvious if he chose me, Gred, or Emmy.

see page 1619 for the goldn thing :D basically he said
...you kno what, screw this forum, I come here, I have to post 20 replys 4 u guys to realise im here, then u just tlk about boys u like...cya guys

agreed, GD -- especially me, after the whole voluntarily illiterate debacle :D