SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore sagte lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and Mehr black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and sagte some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but Mehr often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Vampire go to high school?”, oder “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, oder can be logically theorized. These are usually followed Von “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, oder “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, oder my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.”

At first glance, Du would think this is just another oh-so-clever Anti-Twilight slogan, reiterated Von the Twilight hating masses, but in reality, are these antis only slamming themselves?



First off, what Era is Harry Potter ending? It’s own? So in other words, “Harry Potter is the end of Harry Potter”.

I’m assuming this “Error” is meant to represent Twilight, correct? So in other words, much like the above, “Twilight is the end of Twilight”.

In conclusion, “Harry Potter is the End of Harry Potter. Twilight...

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily Mehr than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven Bücher with hardly any Fragen left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot Mehr to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an arsch to Harry). She had every...

As Du can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a hündin most of the time, but when Du watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] Du actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

I like Twilight. I used to Liebe Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella schwan tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

please leave Kommentare so i no if this story sucks oder not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have Du ever had one of those dreams, were Du try and run fast but Du just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased Von two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Vampire hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach Du that your herz pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since Vampire hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, oder blush, oder anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is sagte several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule oder point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight Fans and some new Harry Potter Fans here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my Zurück article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to oxford English Dictionary...

I think Hunde are way better than Katzen because they actually Liebe Du Mehr than Katzen do. The only reason why Katzen Liebe Du is that Du feed them and that is it. Hunde are such emotional Tiere that if Du are having a bad Tag they will come over and snuggle up in your lap and with Katzen Du have to get up and walk over to them! Also Du might say but some Hunde are aggressive and bark all the time that’s only because they have been treated badly, a science study actually proved that no dog is born bad it is the owner the only reason if a dog is born bad is if it has a mental health issue but...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides Von calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets Du a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE Jahr OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The Bücher aren’t well written, just because Du make up...

twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if Du want to know Mehr go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my Artikel with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't Du see
I'm calling
A guy like Du should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...

I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella schwan is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole Supernatural Liebe dreieck part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the Frage remains: Is Bella schwan a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. Mehr often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...

This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn Du , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's couch for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the Kommentare section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN Liebe AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, Du hate me.
Edward: No I Liebe you
Bella: Du Liebe me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted Du from the start, wasn't...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire Fans (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Vampire have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...

10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT


Just a note..i DIDN'T write this,it's from an Artikel on SendMe,i didn't want to just leave a link because no one checks them(lol),so i decided to paste the text here -fanpop style. <3

I agree with this Artikel and i think Du will too.



10. Harry Potter is not afraid to face the dark side.



J.K. Rowling is not scared to startle the reader with something unexpected, like death. In Twilight, the bad guys always get what’s coming to them, like death oder justice. Where’s the suspense?

Even in Harry Potter’s world full of magic and fantastical...

I'll Start with Harry Potter:

1.The Characters are Mehr likeable.
4.Even the villans are likeable.
3.You can related to at least one of the likeable characters.
4.Harry Potter has Bellatrix Lestrange where vas Twilight only has Isabella Swan.
5.The villans actually seem thretning unlike the Volturi.
6.The cast seems friendlier.
7.The relatonships in Harry Potter are taken one step at a time.
8.Harry Potter is Mehr realistic; the characters each have a flaw as well as some good traits
9.Harry Potter shows real life issues such as; the loss of someone dear to you, child neglect, (the dursleys) and raceism....

In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a Liste of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.

1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested Von the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because...