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For all of Du who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight Fans who may be Lesen this right now, Du have been warned. So here I go:

When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal Fantasy to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream and the fans' opinions requires that they declare the cause for such a just separation.

We hold the truths to be self-evident: - That not all vampire romance novels are created equal; that they are endowed Von sparkly, superhuman vampires; that among these are badly written, cliche-based, and highly addictive books.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that cautious readers long established should not change their habit of Lesen for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, should abolish all bad book Lesen practices. The history of the Twilight saga is a history of repeated injuries and overly obsessed Fans who constantly drool over the “gorgeous” vampire, all having the establishment of absolute tyranny over the universe and the sane of humanity . To prove this let the facts be submitted:

Bella, a weak human being who stupidly in Liebe with the vampire, plays the 'damsel in distress' role, simply couldn't do anything without her vampire, and when he leaves, she attempts to commit suicide. She is weak-willed morally, willing to lose her virginity, but Edward, the good, understanding, moral vampire, wanted to wait until marriage. She was able to instantly forgive him after their fiasco when he left her to protect her. She even stated that she would rather be dead than to live her life without him. Bella and Edward are the definitions of “Mary-sue” and “Gary-stu”, the lion and lamm as so Fans call it. Bella is clearly the Autor in disguise, Schreiben about her own fantasies about her perfect man, describing his “perfect” appearance in every other sentence possible.

The saga is based on several cliches with no figurative language and not much description, in which that it generally lacks originality overall. There is a lack of character development in this particular saga for no reason why. Bella, having to be so useless, whiny, and plain, she nearly dies about 50,000 times with Edward always saving her. She taught women that it's okay for the man to handle everything, and simply has no personality that any pathetic loser can put them in her shoes. The saga is completely predictable and the relationship is so co-dependent that it's stripped down to the bare essentials.

Edward is too perfect and has no flaws what's so ever, even though he believed that he was a monster, obviously thirsty for Bella's blood and at the same time abstinent from drinking humans. He is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, boring, and majorly a girly man. He's the kind of guy who would watch Bella sleep-talk for two months. Anyway, the saga has the most boring, pointless plot that is dragged on with little conflict throughout all four Bücher for nothing. The Liebe between Bella and Edward is nothing but Liebe at first sight, oder should be called lust at first sight.

WE, THEREFORE, THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE TRULY SANE FUTURE LEADERS, in General Society assembled declare themselves to be a free and independent state; remove from the tyranny and oppression of the Twilight saga and that all allegiances henceforth be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states have the full power to swear off Twilight Fans
anytime we want to. And for the support of this declaration, we mutually pledge to each other our respect, opinions, and unending moral support (in case we ever fall off the wagon of Twilight addiction that's like a drug and would need therapy).
This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how Du guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else Du guys want to see addressed.




Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Frage a bit Vor asking what bothers Du about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Du haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, Du probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...
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Alright, so here I am again in the Artikel section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give Du my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...
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This Artikel isn't mine, this is just an Artikel I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if Du don't hate Twilight already, why Du SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to Du Twilight Fan girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless Du write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
"Why compare Harry Potter and Twilight? Why would Du compare such different things?" are two Fragen this spot has come across often. And to be honest, it irritates the living crap out of me when people ask this.
The media plays a role in things and this Debatte is no different. On the cover of Breaking Dawn there is a quote from USA Today saying "Move over Harry Potter".(Newsflash, we're not going anywhere) Now, don't tell me that doesn't anger you/ Du wouldn't feel angry if Du were a Harry Potter fan. "Stephanie Meyer is the new J.K.Rowling." It really pisses me off when people say this...
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Like a lot of other Antis, I was at first a Twilight fan.

I got into Lesen when I was 8 years old. First real book I have read was Harry Potter. Since than, I have read loads of fiction - romance, science fiction, fantasy, historical novels...
I liked some of them and disleked others. With years, I learnd to tell why and found my Favoriten - Fantasy novels.

My friend heard of upcoming Twilight movie, so she decided to read it. She recomended the book to me, so I said: "Heck, why not, it sounds interesing." I borrowed it from school bibliothek and read it. I admit, I thought it was great, and I...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, Autor of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her Sekunde book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell Du why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter Fan and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like Mehr than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in Liebe with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that Fred and Mehr characters that i Liebe will die KILLED ME!!! i Liebe sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and Fred 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a Monat for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first Tag (btw...
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To a Twilight vampire!
Bonnie Wright, the British actress who plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films, is set to tie the knot with her actor beau Jamie Campbell Bower (Cauis from New Moon).

The 19-year-old was spotted Wird angezeigt off her "glittering engagement ring" to fellow guests at a Gucci party last night, according to reports.

As well as playing a vampire in New Moon, 21-year-old Jamie will co-star with Bonnie as the wizard Gellert Grindelwald in the final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

The couple met only a few months Vor and Bonnie recently gushed in an interview, "We just really clicked straight away. He's a great guy, and we just enjoy spending time together... He's really lovely. Everything is going great."








FOR A Sekunde THERE I DIDDNT THINK IT WAS EVER POSSIBLE!
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SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore sagte lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and Mehr black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and sagte some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...
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