Many of Du might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.
My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.
So, who are Du pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:
a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!
b) They were both dead once.
c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters
d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book
e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p
f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.
In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.
Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, oder other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)
Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.
Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.
Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.
He climbed, and attacked Voldy --
"Protego!"
(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's kühler this way)
Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him Mehr kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, Von the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.
Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!
Um, wrong.
Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.
Victory!
Well, not really.
Du see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.
But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.
Crucio!
Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*
From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.
So, who are Du pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:
a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!
b) They were both dead once.
c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters
d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book
e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p
f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.
In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.
Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, oder other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)
Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.
Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.
Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.
He climbed, and attacked Voldy --
"Protego!"
(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's kühler this way)
Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him Mehr kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, Von the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.
Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!
Um, wrong.
Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.
Victory!
Well, not really.
Du see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.
But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.
Crucio!
Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*
From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
Now, i have to admit i Liebe both series! I'd say harry potter is unisex and appropriate for all ages, whilst twilight adresses mainly to teenage girls. HP talks about friendship and love, while twilight is Mehr romantic! Also, hp gives lessons of life, although maybe in some cases, i would prefer Lesen twilight.
Finally, They are both written Von two very talented and imaginative writers, j.k rowling and stephenie meyer. They wrote these Bücher to give teens (and not only) inspiration and time of happiness. So, if Du don't like one of these two series, don't blame them! We can't all have the same tastes!
