Okay, so there are a couple things I could be calling this. "A gadzillion reasons why Du should really get away from Edward without being scalded with boiling water", "Why orangutans have better sense in how to get off your addiction", and "Vampyrs r awsome <--- What Twilight has done to you." However, I'm quite content with my uber-cool title, but as an alternative, this could just be called clearing a few things up.

edward is hawt-

According to the book, he is "beautiful", just saying. However, considering there are no pictures in Twilight, you're only relying on Robert Pattinson, who's hair, might I say, is demented (but that's a tad off topic...). So, let's eliminate that from our Liste of reason Twilight is "awsome" BTW, it is aw"E"some.

vampyrs r awsome, wizards suck-

Yeah, I know I spelled Vampire wrong,just proving my point here. First off, please read Harry Potter. Second, do Du have a wand? Did Du go to Hogwarts? I mean really, Hogwarts. At least read the books.

theirs no Liebe in hp-

I refuse to steal the limelight out of this one. There is an excellent Artikel on this, so I ask Du to do a tad more.

edward is soooooo cute-

I'm going to say that Du meant this Von character. What the heck has he done for Bella? I mean, he takes her out and follows her around, but has he ever complimented her. He only tries to humiliate her, entrancing her, then breaking her heart. He says he's protecting her, but if he had any sense he'd go away, seeing as he's way to dangerous.

There. If I've been a little harsh, then my fish, Muffin, wrote it.