WARNING This Artikel might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a Fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling Du this because you'll read and Kommentar anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' Liebe leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like Du did.
Edward, Du think you're hot when Du sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in Liebe with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of Du to fall in Liebe with someone who is five Minuten old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because Du fell in Liebe with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, Du call yourself and your clan vampires? Du guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of Du not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, Du barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think Du should pay Mehr attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than Queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, Du think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your arsch on feuer in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, Du do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, Du have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than Du in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave Du an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for Du kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a Zeigen off as Edward. Du think you're so pretty and all? Well Du know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked Du for is that Du used to hate Bella. But yet again, Du USED to hate Bella, Du don't anymore so I don't like Du at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for Du Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if Du ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but Du didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy bär reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think Du have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get beliebt and cool Von organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if Du think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Fred and George and make Du guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If Du have any Mehr additions, feel free to tell me in the Kommentare and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' Liebe leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like Du did.
Edward, Du think you're hot when Du sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in Liebe with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of Du to fall in Liebe with someone who is five Minuten old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because Du fell in Liebe with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, Du call yourself and your clan vampires? Du guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of Du not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, Du barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think Du should pay Mehr attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than Queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, Du think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your arsch on feuer in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, Du do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, Du have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than Du in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave Du an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for Du kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a Zeigen off as Edward. Du think you're so pretty and all? Well Du know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked Du for is that Du used to hate Bella. But yet again, Du USED to hate Bella, Du don't anymore so I don't like Du at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for Du Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if Du ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but Du didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy bär reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think Du have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get beliebt and cool Von organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if Du think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Fred and George and make Du guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If Du have any Mehr additions, feel free to tell me in the Kommentare and I'll add them to the letter.
But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter oder the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would Du prefer to read the new adventures of soor after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," oder to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!
And how can Du imagine Mehr of these stories? Let go of the Fantasy and ... "write" Du Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!
Did Du ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As Du can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore sagte that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that oder act twards that person. WELL HE DID!
He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if Du want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
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He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if Du want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
Oh do Du not see, the language so cruciated,
Von your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do Du believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then Du are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't Du see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do Du not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope Du hear, I must hope Du see.
But I think, Du only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid Fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Von your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do Du believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then Du are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't Du see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do Du not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope Du hear, I must hope Du see.
But I think, Du only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid Fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a Fan of both.But if Du would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do Du dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Vampire there sparkle , like this Twilight Fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' oder 'because they go to a school of magic' oder 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so Du can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask Du nicely and be thankful if Du could tell me why Du don't like it at all/hate it.