Credit: Me Myself and I
1. Du throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. Du wear at least some black every day.
3. Du rip your clothes on purpose.
4. Du call people Du don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. Du yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Du get mad.
6. Du carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" oder an "L", Du accidentally type out a Bellatrix oder a Lestrange instead.
9. Du think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever Du mention her, your Friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. Du call your Favorit teacher Voldemort.
12. Du constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, Du get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are Du sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. Du faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. Du write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells Du he can't deliver it.
16. Du jump every time Du hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your Motto is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. Du name oder plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. Du suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. Du get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when Du get mad.
21. Du lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something oben, nach oben secret in your vault.
22. Du accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. Du have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that Du can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", Du jump and exclaim that Du already killed Sirius.
25. Du call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. Du get mad when people tell Du that you're in perfect mental health.
Okay guys, I know everyone's got their own opinion and not everyone has the RIGHT opinion, but as a Twilight fan, can one of Du Potter Fans explain what Du guys see in Harry Potter? Honestly, I haven't read all the books, but I've seen all the Filme and they just don't make any sense. And another thing, the plot is bland and there's no real depth to it, like in Twilight. Harry Potter, also has no Liebe in it, which makes for a boring story. Anyways, I just wanted to know what Du crazies see in those Bücher and stuff...
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
1. its just all thrown together and the Filme leave out way to much.
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in Liebe then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in Liebe then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
Before Du all come out with pitchforks and guns, I'd just like to say this is my opinion.
1, Half of the Fans only like Twilight, because they think Rob/Taylor is hot.
2, I can't argue about the plot because there isn't one.
3, Bella has no personaility.
4, Edward is just plain creepy.
5, Bella always needs a man in her life. When Edward leaves she needs Jacob. This is really stupid.
6,Bella wouldn't even look at Edward if he wasn't hot.
7, Edward wouldn't look at Bella if she didn't smell good.
8, It gives a bad message. Like kill yourself when your sparkly boyfriend is around. oder there is no point in being happy unless Du have a boyfriend. oder it's ok to ditch your Friends to datum a super hot vampire.
9,Meyer constantly repeats the same words to tell us how hot Edward is. This gets boring after two pages.
10, The actors suck.
There,ten reasons. Feel free to add on more.
1, Half of the Fans only like Twilight, because they think Rob/Taylor is hot.
2, I can't argue about the plot because there isn't one.
3, Bella has no personaility.
4, Edward is just plain creepy.
5, Bella always needs a man in her life. When Edward leaves she needs Jacob. This is really stupid.
6,Bella wouldn't even look at Edward if he wasn't hot.
7, Edward wouldn't look at Bella if she didn't smell good.
8, It gives a bad message. Like kill yourself when your sparkly boyfriend is around. oder there is no point in being happy unless Du have a boyfriend. oder it's ok to ditch your Friends to datum a super hot vampire.
9,Meyer constantly repeats the same words to tell us how hot Edward is. This gets boring after two pages.
10, The actors suck.
There,ten reasons. Feel free to add on more.
"This KISS between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, Du know; we're not selling sex." - Emma Watson
If Du think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, Du are outta your mind. Du think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just beliebt 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight Fans go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
If Du think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, Du are outta your mind. Du think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just beliebt 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight Fans go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
