Hans&Rapunzel || The Hills

When A Frozen Heart was announced nearly a Jahr ago, Frozen Fans were promised a fresh take on familiar story of Hans and Anna that “delves into the couple’s failed romance, exploring their backstories, motivations, and ultimate separation” , and did Autor Elizabeth Rudnick deliver? An Anna Fan oder a Fan of the movie Frozen in general would probably say yes, but as a Hans Fan who, like so many others, believed this book would finally give him some sort of redemption, I must say no. The story starts off very promising but soon devolves into the same bias and hypocrisy I’ve come to expect...

1. Your Fanpop Nutzername is something Hans-related
2. Your icon, wallpaper, oder cellphone background is something Hans-related (bonus points if they all are!)
3. Your ringtone is Liebe Is an Open Door
4. Du never found red-haired green-eyed guys attractive until Du saw Hans
5. Du saw Frozen multiple times in theaters just so Du could see Hans again
6. You've started wearing a lot Mehr blue and magenta since Du saw Hans
7. Du have a Hans poster hanging up in your house (bonus points for Mehr than 1 and major bonus points if this poster is signed Von Santino Fontana)
8. Du have a Hans doll
9. You...