I hate your Stephen Lynch shirts
and your Jurassic Park merchandise
I hate that I can’t talk to you
Without sounding like an imbecile (i know that doesn't rhyme)

I hate that you’re on my mind
Every Sekunde of everyday
I hate that I have to remind myself
I’d better stay away

I hate that when I go on Twitter
your tweets are the first ones that I see
I hate that when I talk to you
Du never ever talk back to me

I hate that we have so much in common
but Du will never want to know
I hate that I don’t exist to you
and that I have to go through this alone

I hate that I have to restrain myself
From reaching out to you
I hate how Du don’t appreciate
the lengths I’d go for you

I hate your voice
I hate your green eyes
I hate that you’re everything i want
Even though you’re not my type

I hate your facial hair
I hate your crooked teeth
I hate that when I first saw you
I fell for Du instantly

I hate that when I think of you
it almost always makes me cry
‘Cause I know I’ll never be the one
to walk Von your side

I hate that Du never say thank you
I hate that Du don’t want to know me
I hate that Du reply to other people
But Du completely ignore me

I hate that Du have a girlfriend
I hate not having Du in my life
I hate how much you’re hurting me
and Du don’t even realize

I hate your moles
and your large hands and feet
I hate that Du hold my heart
and that you’re everything I need

I hate your podcast
I hate your HHVB conference
I hate watching Du on youtube
I hate not being your past, future nor present

I hate your Jeff Goldblum addiction
I hate your Musik taste
I hate to see all my efforts
Completely go to waste

I hate the way Du make me feel
I hate the Tag I first laid eyes on you
But most of all I hate
how much I don’t hate you