Grady: I bet I'll win this competition. I had to deal with a werewolf!
Sarah: A werewolf? Du had to deal with a werewolf? That's all?
Grady: Um...
Sarah: Tell me, was it a mutant werewolf? A half-mermaid werewolf? A werewolf that could shoot lasers from its eyes?
Grady: No, it was just a regular werewolf, but-
Sarah: Then there's no way you'll win this competition! Du wouldn't believe some of the crazy things we've been through. Werwölfe are so boring. For example, I had to deal with a possessive lesbian camp ghost who was obsessed with me!
Harry: What, Du think you're the only person who's ever had to deal with a possessive camp ghost who's obsessed with you? I had to deal with the same thing! There was this ghost chick who was so obsessed with me, she tried to take over my body! I admit, I had a bit of a crush on her, but even I have boundaries. Talk about clingy.
Evan: He he he...
Jerry: Well, at least those ghosts were the same age as you! I had to deal with this handless Piano ghost girl AS WELL as this pedophilic robot Piano teacher who had a fetish for my hands. He kept going on and on about how "oh, Jerry, Du have such beautiful hands". It got creepy after a while.
Evan: Ha ha ha...
Abby: What, Du too? I had to deal with a whole bunch of pedos who were obsessed with my hair. I admit, I like my hair, it's my best feature, but even I got a bit uncomfortable after hearing them go on and on about my "beautiful long black hair".
Evan: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kris: Du two know nothing of pedos! My sister Lindy and I had to deal with this ventriloquist dummy who tried to turn me into his slave. And when I refused, he hit me!
Amy: I went through the same thing!
Trina: So did I!
Jillian: So did I!
Britney: So did I!
Ray: So did I!
Jackson: So did I! Hell, I got possessed Von the thing!
Evan: Hehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone who just spoke: WHAT IS IT, EVAN?
Evan: You're all so innocent.
Amy: What?
Evan: What Du just described? It's nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Jillian: But-
Evan: Sarah, if Du really think you're the only person who's ever had to deal with a possessive lesbian, you're mistaken. For starters, I had to deal with this possessive lesbian cat witch who was in a relationship with my dear great-aunt-
Alison: Possessive lesbian cat witch? That's nothing. I once saw a ghost cat tornado!
Evan: AND, sagte possessive lesbian cat witch cursed this can offered Play-Doh so that it'd grow into a blob monster that tried to eat the town.
Zackie: Hey, you're not the only person who's dealt with a blob monster who tried to eat the town! I had to deal with that too, and I actually defeated it myself! Du did nothing!
Wendy: A blob monster that tried to eat the town? That's nothing. I not only had to deal with a blob monster, but a smelly purple snail-sweating crown-wearing blob monster who lived under a sports camp, enslaved the campers, and ate them when they stopped working! And again, I defeated it myself Von using my quick thinking!
Sam: And guess what? I fought GIANT HAMSTERS! Bet Du can't oben, nach oben tha-
Evan: Actually, I had to fight giant hamsters too.
Sam: ...WHAT?
Evan: Yeah. Du think you're the only person in the world who's had to fight giant hamsters?
Sam: Well, yes...
Evan: And I defeated the giant hamster Von myself as well! And not only that, but I saved someone who bullied me from getting eaten Von it!
Zackie: I saved someone who bullied me from getting eaten Von sagte blob monster, Du know! Well, he called himself my friend, but-
Evan: Oh really? Did that "someone who bullied you" ever beat Du within an inch of your life?
Zackie: Well, no, but-
Evan: Then nothing! I had the strangest experiences, case closed.
Kat: But I had to deal with an evil sponge, and then a killer potato. A KILLER POTATO! Try to top-
Evan: Did I mention that on oben, nach oben of all of that, I also had to deal with big-lipped blue slugs that multiplied when coming into contact with water?
Kat: ...Okay, fine, Du win. But can we at least admit that I come sec-
Billy: HOLD IT! Who says he wins? Let me remind Du that I've been in almost as many Bücher as he has, and I've faced just as many weird things! Mermaids, mad scientists, a substance that makes fisch grow huge and humans turn into fish, skeleton zombie pirates...
Evan: Mad scientists aren't anything special. I had to deal with a mad scientist too! Not only that, but I had to deal with a bratty eight-year-old mad scientist who was my cousin!
Greg: And I had to deal with this hobo scientist dude dressed in black!
Margaret: Also, my dad's a mad scientist!
Grady: So's my dad! Actually, BOTH my parents are scientists!
Sammy: So're my parents!
Grady: ...Who the hell are you? You're not even a human! Also, "so're" isn't a real conjunction.
Sammy: Well, excuse me, Mister Grammar Nazi! Just because I'm not a human, doesn't mean Du get to be rude to me! Mutants have feelings too, Du know.
Billy (Camp Nightmare Billy, not Deep Trouble Billy...duh): Du tell him, Sammy!
Grady: Mutants?! Wha-
Sammy: Grady, Du had an encounter with a werewolf, yet the idea of mutants existing, is too crazy for you? Also, you're not a human either! Didn't your turn into a werewolf at the end of your book?
Grady: I-
Evan: ANYWAY. As I said, mad scientists aren't anything special. Du had to deal with three weird things, while I had to deal with four! Five counting the bratty eight-year-old mad cousin. Not only that, but I in the idle of all those lovely events, I also had to deal with bullies, bratty cousins, AND mean teachers Mehr than anybody else in the series! Yes, even Mehr than you, Gary, Britney, Greg, but that's another debate.
Kat: Alright, fine, Du win. But I obviously come second! Evil sponge and potato, who could oben, nach oben that?
Wendy: No, I should come second! Did Du fall asleep when I talked about that snail-sweating crown-wearing slave-owning child-eating smelly purple blob monster?
Carly Beth: Also, you're not the only one to deal with evil inanimate objects! I had to deal with an evil mask!
Max: And I had to deal with an evil mirror!
Greg: Evil masks and mirrors aren't that crazy. Actually, they're not unique at all! Me, on the other hand? I once had an encounter with an evil camera!
Julie: So did I!
Tommy: And me! Well, I myself didn't really "have an encounter" with one, but-
Julie: Well, I bet Du two can't oben, nach oben this: The camera made my brother turn into a bee!
Gary: I once turned into a bee as well!
Crystal: I once got turned into a chicken!
Wade: I once got turned into a frog!
Samantha: And I once got turned into a bird! You're not special, Julie.
Julie: ...Okay, fine. But still, what experiences with the camera did Du guys have?
Tommy: Well, I wasn't really the one who had an experience with it, but basically, I found myself with a bunch of grey children who sagte there was this evil photographer dude who sent them to the grey world with a camera. And a bunch of the shadow children tried to make me participate in an ink-spitting orgy.
Greg: So...you didn't really have an encounter with the camera.
Tommy: Well, no, but...INK-SPITTING ORGY BETWEEN GREY CHILDREN.
Greg: Well, the camera once made me get fat-
Julie: Really? That's it? My camera made a girl break her arm and my friend get burning red eyes, and all yours did was make Du get fat?!
Greg: That's just one of the things it did. It also KILLED someone, and made my dad get into a car accident, along with a bunch of other things. That's just one of the things it did. And it's scarier than it sounds! I got so fat, I could barely move, and everyone made fun of me, especially the teacher-
Paul: Your teacher made fun of you? Oh, boo hoo. My teacher was a literal monster who tried to kill me, and Du don't see me complaining!
Greg: Well, I'm still allowed to complain about him! When I told him about the evil camera, he told me-
Julie: Wait. Du told him?
Greg: Yeah. We had to write an assignment about what we did last summer, so I wrote a truthful assignment. Why?
Julie: And Du honestly expected him to believe you? You're a dumbass.
Greg: My parents told me that I could go to California if I got a better grade in English! California, Julie! What would Du have done?
Julie: ...
Greg: He didn't believe me and threatened to give me an F, so I decided to go get the camera to prove-
Julie: Wait. Du WENT TO GET THE CAMERA? Are Du nuts?! Didn't Du remember what it did last time?
Greg: Come on, Julie, it's California! Can Du really blame me?
Julie: ...I give up.
Evan: Greg, if it makes Du feel any better, I also told everyone about my encounters with the monster blood, and they relentlessly mocked me, including my teacher. What a bunch of dicks, right?
Greg: I know! I hate kids like that! And my teacher, he's such a-
Evan: However, despite all my faults, even I had the sense not to keep using the monster blood, and it's only because of my friend Andy that I had any Mehr troubles with it. So yeah, I agree with Julie, you're a dumbass.
Greg: ...Well, fuck Du too, Evan. I thought we were about to start a friendship, but no.
Hannah: When Evan Ross calls Du a dumbass, Du know that you're a dumbass.
Greg: That's rich coming from the girl who caused the death of her entire family because she forgot to put out a feuer in her backyard.
Hannah: ...Point taken. I'll shut up now.
I don't know where to take the conversation from here...
Here are the Bücher these protags are from:
Grady: The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Sarah: The Curse of Camp Cold Lake
Harry: Ghost Camp
Evan: the Monster Blood series
Jerry: Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
Abby: Who's Your Mummy?
Kris: Night of the Living Dummy
Amy: Night of the Living Dummy II
Trina: Night of the Living Dummy III
Jillian: Bride of the Living Dummy
Britney: Revenge of the Living Dummy
Ray: Slappy New Year!
Jackson: Son of Slappy
Alison: Cry of the Cat
Zacks: The Blob That Ate Everyone
Wendy: The Horror at Camp Jellyjam
Sam: Little Shop of Hamsters
Kat: It Came from Beneath the Sink!
Billy: the Deep Trouble series
Greg: Say Cheese and Die! and Say Cheese and Die - Again!
Margaret: Stay Out of the Basement
Sammy: My Best Friend Is Invisibke!
Billy: Welcome to Camp Nightmare
Carly Beth: The Haunted Mask
Max: Let's Get Invisible!
Julie: Say Cheese - and Die Screaming!
Tommy: The Haunted School
Gary: Why I'm Afraid of Bees
Crystal: Chicken Chicken
Wade: Revenge R Us
Samantha: Be Careful What Du Wish For...
Paul: Creature Teacher
Hannah: The Ghost Weiter Door
Sarah: A werewolf? Du had to deal with a werewolf? That's all?
Grady: Um...
Sarah: Tell me, was it a mutant werewolf? A half-mermaid werewolf? A werewolf that could shoot lasers from its eyes?
Grady: No, it was just a regular werewolf, but-
Sarah: Then there's no way you'll win this competition! Du wouldn't believe some of the crazy things we've been through. Werwölfe are so boring. For example, I had to deal with a possessive lesbian camp ghost who was obsessed with me!
Harry: What, Du think you're the only person who's ever had to deal with a possessive camp ghost who's obsessed with you? I had to deal with the same thing! There was this ghost chick who was so obsessed with me, she tried to take over my body! I admit, I had a bit of a crush on her, but even I have boundaries. Talk about clingy.
Evan: He he he...
Jerry: Well, at least those ghosts were the same age as you! I had to deal with this handless Piano ghost girl AS WELL as this pedophilic robot Piano teacher who had a fetish for my hands. He kept going on and on about how "oh, Jerry, Du have such beautiful hands". It got creepy after a while.
Evan: Ha ha ha...
Abby: What, Du too? I had to deal with a whole bunch of pedos who were obsessed with my hair. I admit, I like my hair, it's my best feature, but even I got a bit uncomfortable after hearing them go on and on about my "beautiful long black hair".
Evan: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kris: Du two know nothing of pedos! My sister Lindy and I had to deal with this ventriloquist dummy who tried to turn me into his slave. And when I refused, he hit me!
Amy: I went through the same thing!
Trina: So did I!
Jillian: So did I!
Britney: So did I!
Ray: So did I!
Jackson: So did I! Hell, I got possessed Von the thing!
Evan: Hehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone who just spoke: WHAT IS IT, EVAN?
Evan: You're all so innocent.
Amy: What?
Evan: What Du just described? It's nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Jillian: But-
Evan: Sarah, if Du really think you're the only person who's ever had to deal with a possessive lesbian, you're mistaken. For starters, I had to deal with this possessive lesbian cat witch who was in a relationship with my dear great-aunt-
Alison: Possessive lesbian cat witch? That's nothing. I once saw a ghost cat tornado!
Evan: AND, sagte possessive lesbian cat witch cursed this can offered Play-Doh so that it'd grow into a blob monster that tried to eat the town.
Zackie: Hey, you're not the only person who's dealt with a blob monster who tried to eat the town! I had to deal with that too, and I actually defeated it myself! Du did nothing!
Wendy: A blob monster that tried to eat the town? That's nothing. I not only had to deal with a blob monster, but a smelly purple snail-sweating crown-wearing blob monster who lived under a sports camp, enslaved the campers, and ate them when they stopped working! And again, I defeated it myself Von using my quick thinking!
Sam: And guess what? I fought GIANT HAMSTERS! Bet Du can't oben, nach oben tha-
Evan: Actually, I had to fight giant hamsters too.
Sam: ...WHAT?
Evan: Yeah. Du think you're the only person in the world who's had to fight giant hamsters?
Sam: Well, yes...
Evan: And I defeated the giant hamster Von myself as well! And not only that, but I saved someone who bullied me from getting eaten Von it!
Zackie: I saved someone who bullied me from getting eaten Von sagte blob monster, Du know! Well, he called himself my friend, but-
Evan: Oh really? Did that "someone who bullied you" ever beat Du within an inch of your life?
Zackie: Well, no, but-
Evan: Then nothing! I had the strangest experiences, case closed.
Kat: But I had to deal with an evil sponge, and then a killer potato. A KILLER POTATO! Try to top-
Evan: Did I mention that on oben, nach oben of all of that, I also had to deal with big-lipped blue slugs that multiplied when coming into contact with water?
Kat: ...Okay, fine, Du win. But can we at least admit that I come sec-
Billy: HOLD IT! Who says he wins? Let me remind Du that I've been in almost as many Bücher as he has, and I've faced just as many weird things! Mermaids, mad scientists, a substance that makes fisch grow huge and humans turn into fish, skeleton zombie pirates...
Evan: Mad scientists aren't anything special. I had to deal with a mad scientist too! Not only that, but I had to deal with a bratty eight-year-old mad scientist who was my cousin!
Greg: And I had to deal with this hobo scientist dude dressed in black!
Margaret: Also, my dad's a mad scientist!
Grady: So's my dad! Actually, BOTH my parents are scientists!
Sammy: So're my parents!
Grady: ...Who the hell are you? You're not even a human! Also, "so're" isn't a real conjunction.
Sammy: Well, excuse me, Mister Grammar Nazi! Just because I'm not a human, doesn't mean Du get to be rude to me! Mutants have feelings too, Du know.
Billy (Camp Nightmare Billy, not Deep Trouble Billy...duh): Du tell him, Sammy!
Grady: Mutants?! Wha-
Sammy: Grady, Du had an encounter with a werewolf, yet the idea of mutants existing, is too crazy for you? Also, you're not a human either! Didn't your turn into a werewolf at the end of your book?
Grady: I-
Evan: ANYWAY. As I said, mad scientists aren't anything special. Du had to deal with three weird things, while I had to deal with four! Five counting the bratty eight-year-old mad cousin. Not only that, but I in the idle of all those lovely events, I also had to deal with bullies, bratty cousins, AND mean teachers Mehr than anybody else in the series! Yes, even Mehr than you, Gary, Britney, Greg, but that's another debate.
Kat: Alright, fine, Du win. But I obviously come second! Evil sponge and potato, who could oben, nach oben that?
Wendy: No, I should come second! Did Du fall asleep when I talked about that snail-sweating crown-wearing slave-owning child-eating smelly purple blob monster?
Carly Beth: Also, you're not the only one to deal with evil inanimate objects! I had to deal with an evil mask!
Max: And I had to deal with an evil mirror!
Greg: Evil masks and mirrors aren't that crazy. Actually, they're not unique at all! Me, on the other hand? I once had an encounter with an evil camera!
Julie: So did I!
Tommy: And me! Well, I myself didn't really "have an encounter" with one, but-
Julie: Well, I bet Du two can't oben, nach oben this: The camera made my brother turn into a bee!
Gary: I once turned into a bee as well!
Crystal: I once got turned into a chicken!
Wade: I once got turned into a frog!
Samantha: And I once got turned into a bird! You're not special, Julie.
Julie: ...Okay, fine. But still, what experiences with the camera did Du guys have?
Tommy: Well, I wasn't really the one who had an experience with it, but basically, I found myself with a bunch of grey children who sagte there was this evil photographer dude who sent them to the grey world with a camera. And a bunch of the shadow children tried to make me participate in an ink-spitting orgy.
Greg: So...you didn't really have an encounter with the camera.
Tommy: Well, no, but...INK-SPITTING ORGY BETWEEN GREY CHILDREN.
Greg: Well, the camera once made me get fat-
Julie: Really? That's it? My camera made a girl break her arm and my friend get burning red eyes, and all yours did was make Du get fat?!
Greg: That's just one of the things it did. It also KILLED someone, and made my dad get into a car accident, along with a bunch of other things. That's just one of the things it did. And it's scarier than it sounds! I got so fat, I could barely move, and everyone made fun of me, especially the teacher-
Paul: Your teacher made fun of you? Oh, boo hoo. My teacher was a literal monster who tried to kill me, and Du don't see me complaining!
Greg: Well, I'm still allowed to complain about him! When I told him about the evil camera, he told me-
Julie: Wait. Du told him?
Greg: Yeah. We had to write an assignment about what we did last summer, so I wrote a truthful assignment. Why?
Julie: And Du honestly expected him to believe you? You're a dumbass.
Greg: My parents told me that I could go to California if I got a better grade in English! California, Julie! What would Du have done?
Julie: ...
Greg: He didn't believe me and threatened to give me an F, so I decided to go get the camera to prove-
Julie: Wait. Du WENT TO GET THE CAMERA? Are Du nuts?! Didn't Du remember what it did last time?
Greg: Come on, Julie, it's California! Can Du really blame me?
Julie: ...I give up.
Evan: Greg, if it makes Du feel any better, I also told everyone about my encounters with the monster blood, and they relentlessly mocked me, including my teacher. What a bunch of dicks, right?
Greg: I know! I hate kids like that! And my teacher, he's such a-
Evan: However, despite all my faults, even I had the sense not to keep using the monster blood, and it's only because of my friend Andy that I had any Mehr troubles with it. So yeah, I agree with Julie, you're a dumbass.
Greg: ...Well, fuck Du too, Evan. I thought we were about to start a friendship, but no.
Hannah: When Evan Ross calls Du a dumbass, Du know that you're a dumbass.
Greg: That's rich coming from the girl who caused the death of her entire family because she forgot to put out a feuer in her backyard.
Hannah: ...Point taken. I'll shut up now.
I don't know where to take the conversation from here...
Here are the Bücher these protags are from:
Grady: The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Sarah: The Curse of Camp Cold Lake
Harry: Ghost Camp
Evan: the Monster Blood series
Jerry: Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
Abby: Who's Your Mummy?
Kris: Night of the Living Dummy
Amy: Night of the Living Dummy II
Trina: Night of the Living Dummy III
Jillian: Bride of the Living Dummy
Britney: Revenge of the Living Dummy
Ray: Slappy New Year!
Jackson: Son of Slappy
Alison: Cry of the Cat
Zacks: The Blob That Ate Everyone
Wendy: The Horror at Camp Jellyjam
Sam: Little Shop of Hamsters
Kat: It Came from Beneath the Sink!
Billy: the Deep Trouble series
Greg: Say Cheese and Die! and Say Cheese and Die - Again!
Margaret: Stay Out of the Basement
Sammy: My Best Friend Is Invisibke!
Billy: Welcome to Camp Nightmare
Carly Beth: The Haunted Mask
Max: Let's Get Invisible!
Julie: Say Cheese - and Die Screaming!
Tommy: The Haunted School
Gary: Why I'm Afraid of Bees
Crystal: Chicken Chicken
Wade: Revenge R Us
Samantha: Be Careful What Du Wish For...
Paul: Creature Teacher
Hannah: The Ghost Weiter Door
