Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.


Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

Kurt: How come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate?
Rachel:Because you were my only real competition.

Rachel: Why should I help you? I mean, you’re our competition now.
Kurt: Because even though we hate each other, we’ve had our moments, and I could use your expertise. And no one knows how to kill a ballad quite like you. You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating

Rachel: I want us to start a GayLesbAll.
kurt: I'm sorry?
Rachel: The gay lesbian alliance. Gay. Lesb. All.

the last one is actually a Rachel quote, but it was too funny for me to resist...

"You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating", that's my favorite one.

haha, i couldn't stop lauphing at this! :D

this cracked me up!

100% true.

I choose them ALL.

If i had 2 choose 1. I think if they ACCTUALLY got together on Glee.......... well let's just say that ep. would b more watched than the Charlie bit me vid online. <3

so cute