I saw this in the Lost spot, and thought it would be fun to do here. :D

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Will
02 or 32 min → Rachel
03 or 33 min → Finn
04 or 34 min → Quinn
05 or 35 min → Puck
06 or 36 min → Kurt
07 or 37 min → Mercedes
08 or 38 min → Artie
09 or 39 min → Tina
10 or 40 min → Ken
11 or 41 min → Emma
12 or 42 min → Principal Figgins
13 or 43 min → Brittany
14 or 44 min → Mike
15 or 45 min → Santana
16 or 46 min → Matt
17 or 47 min → Sue
18 or 48 min → Terri
19 or 49 min → Kendra
20 or 50 min → Sandy Ryerson
21 or 51 min → April Rhodes
22 or 52 min → Howard
23 or 53 min → Josh Groban
24 or 54 min → Mr. Hummel
25 or 55 min → Emma in her office
26 or 56 min → Will in his classroom
27 or 57 min → Rachel backstage
28 or 58 min → Quinn in a hot tub
29 or 59 min → Finn on the football field
30 or 00 min → Puck in the locker room

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot