Artie: Du need help there, Quinn?
Quinn (to Artie): Thank Du so much.
Joe: How come Du didn't get a lower locker?
Quinn: I like my locker.
Joe: Maybe before, but you'll end up straining yourself like that.
Artie (looking up at Joe): She just wants to keep her locker. Is that too much to ask?
(There was silence. Kevin McHale and Samuel Larsen start to come out of character a little as they continued.)
Samuel: You're the one who's supposed to be on the other side of that statement, actually.
Kevin: Now, you're telling me how to run my lines? You've only been on the series for 3 episodes.
(Dianna Agron came out of character as well.)
Dianna: Really, guys?
Kevin: Yes, really. This is a bro-to-bro fight.
Samuel: Real mature of you, robot nerd.
Kevin: Same for you, Mr. Fresh-Off-The-Cross.
(Off the set, Ryan Murphy shouted into a megaphone to Samuel, Dianna, and Kevin.)
Ryan (bored): Bewegen it on, already!
Samuel: What?
Ryan (yawning): Damn, watching Grant and Chris fight was better than watching this sh*t.
Kevin: Do Du even understand what's going on here?
Dianna: Obviously not, but I agree that this is getting slow here--
Ryan: Hush it, Agron! You're lucky I saved Du from kicking your arsch off the show!
Samuel (to himself): Mean much?
Ryan: Your Kommentare will be used against you, Samuel. Du don't want that, do you?
(Samuel just rolled his eyes, and the camera kept rolling. Samuel, Kevin, and Dianna got back into character.)
Joe (to Artie): Please don't make this look like we're fighting. I didn't come to high school to get into an argument with someone else.
Artie: You're not helping, though.
Joe: What makes Du think so?
Artie: You're sitting there, telling her to get a new locker because she's gonna have to be stuck in that wheelchair for the rest of senior year.
Quinn: I'm not gonna take it seriously anyways. I'm getting out of this wheelchair before I graduate. Du have my word on that.
(As Quinn wheeled her way to class, Artie and Joe stared each other down.)
Artie: Du up for a real-life "Twilight" reference?
Joe: Du know damn well Quinn Fabray's choosing me. Team Joseph.
Artie: Over my blood-sucking body.
(The two came out of character once again as Ryan Murphy cut the scene short. Dianna came back over without the wheelchair.)
Ryan: This is killing me.
Kevin: Really?
Samuel: The scene wasn't even done with.
Dianna: Yeah, Du set up a montage and everything.
Ryan: No, Ian did. Besides, I had a new idea for the Weiter scene.
Kevin: Does my character win Quinn over?
Dianna (not surprised): Does my character screw something up?
Samuel: Does my character finally get a solo?
Ryan: Better.
(Ten Minuten later, the camera was rolling again. Darren Criss and Chris Colfer walked on and got into character.)
Blaine: Guess what? My famous brother's coming to town?
Kurt: Really? That's cool.
Blaine: But I don't talk about him that much.
Kurt: Why not?
Blaine: Well...he's conceited. A little.
Kurt: But he's lucky to have Du as a younger brother.
Blaine (gushing): Aw, thanks Cutie Pie.
(Off the set, Dianna and Kevin looked shocked at what they were seeing. Samuel, confused, turned to Ryan.)
Samuel: What does this have to do with...I don't get it.
Dianna: So, it's official then. Quinn is the beliebt version of Tina. oder Brittany. Either way, I don't like it.
Kevin: I missed competing with Cory and Damian in a round of "Halo" for this? I want my damn gas money back!
Well, here's Chapter Twenty-Eight! I hope Du like it!!!
Here's a link for Chapter Twenty-Seven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Nine!!!
