The following is from 2012. It's the very first Sonic Fan fiction I wrote.
It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs Von at 500 miles an hour.
Sonic: Tails, Du read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?
Inside the base
Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see Du guys
Espio: Great to see Du to
Knuckles: Lets go find Robotnik
Sean: I found the others and we're searching for Robotnik
Sonic: Any injuries?
Sean: None of them are injured
Tails: I'll give Du air support
Sonic: I'll wait Von your car
Sean: Sounds good.
A few Minuten later Robotnik is found, but he uses Chaos Control to escape. Only, he brought Sonic and his Friends with him.
Rouge: Where the hell are we?
Sean: I know this place. Were in St. Louis
Sonic: You've been here before?
Sean: Yeah, a lot of times.
Espio: Zeigen us something
Sean: See that over there? *points at gateway arch*
Tails: What is that?
Knuckles: It's an arch
Sean: Not just any arch, the gateway arch.
Rouge: Thats a wierd name.
Zufällig human: What are Du supposed to be?
Sean: None of your business, go away
Zufällig human: ok *walks away*
Robotnik: *shoots at Sonic, but misses*
Sonic: Du trying to kill me?
Robotnik: Whaat? No *Throws gun away*
Sean: Do Du even know where Du sent us?
Robotnik: It says we are in the planet earth
Sean: Be Mehr specific dumbass
Robotnik: St. Louis, Missouri
Knuckles: If Du didn't have the thing you're in, Du wouldn't know
Sean: He would probably find out anyway
Then Sean starts having a thought about what would happen if Robotnik found out Von asking someone
Robotnik: Where am I?
Hat guy: First of all Du should know where Du are, and second, Du have a huge mustache!
Robotnik: The bigger the better :D
Hat guy: I'm gonna go now
Robotnik: *leaves St. Louis then goes back in* It says I'm in Missouri! YES! I KNOW WHERE I AM NOW!!
tall guy: It just says welcome to Missouri, calm down
Back at Reality
Robotnik: I'm going now *leaves*
Tails: I think we all know whats going to happen next.
An explosion is heard
Robotnik: Hello everyone of uuh, *reads screen* St. Louis, Missouri! I am really interested in your city, and that is why I want to take it over!
Sean: There is no way he's taking this city!
Espio: Lets go and stop him
Von the time Sonic and his Friends arrive at Robotnik's location, he killed seven people, and destroyed two cars.
Robotnik: Give me this city now!
Police captain: Shoot him
Police officers: *shoot Robotnik, one bullet hits him.*
Robotnik: Ach! Watch what Du do with those things! *fires back*
After Robotnik kills the police officer, Sonics team arrives.
Sonic: Du can't take this place without attacking us!
Robotnik: Sure I can, so I will *shoots at Sonic*
Sonic: You'll have to shoot faster then that to kill me
Robotnik: Then I'll kill your cousin!
Sean: Oh no Du don't *jumps towards Robotnik, and knocks him down.
Robotnik: *Falls into the middle of the street* I still have this! *pulls out shotgun*
Sean: *grabs .44 and shoots Robotnik in the foot.*
Robotnik: *drops gun, and lays down.* Jesus christ that hurts!
Tails: *cough* Pussy!
Knuckles: Just be thankful I didn't shoot you! I would've shot Du in the head
Robotnik: *climbs into flying machine and flies away*
Sonic: He won't go far. Tails, Rouge Du fly after him, the rest of Du follow me!
Sean: Too bad I don't have my car
Espio: Du use it too much anyway
Rouge: You've got a gun don't you?
Tails: No, do you?
Knuckles: *flies toward Robotnik*
Espio: I forgot he could do that
Sean: I think Knux forgot that to
Robotnik: Shit they're catching up!
As Tails gets into Robotnik's machine he grabs his enemy's head, and slams it on the door
Sean: I don't know why he is doing that
Espio: He's hurting him right?
Robotnik: Stop that!
Tails: Send us back!
Robotnik: NEVER!
Sonic: *jumps into machine* Nice work Tails
Espio: This can't go well for Robotnik
Sean: How can it? He had his head hit a door numerous times.
Robotnik: *shoots Tails and jumps*
Sonic: *jumps after him*
Robotnik: ooh *lands in water*
Sonic: OH SHIT!!
Rouge: I got Du *grabs Sonic*
Sean: Saved Von my girlfriend
Robotnik: Where did Sonic go?
Espio: I think he Lost track of Sonic LOL
Tails: I'll go get him
Sean: Don't get shot again!
Tails: *gives Sean the finger*
Knuckles: Never saw him do that
Sonic: Right
Robotnik: *Swimming to Illinois side of river*
Tails: *grabs Robotnik* Where do Du think you're going?
Sean: I think I'll use my gewehr *grabs sniper rifle*
Rouge: Why do Du need that?
Sean: Just in case
Robotnik: *squirms in Tail's grip*
Tails: Stop that! *Drops Robotnik*
Sean: *Shoots Robotnik, but misses*
Robotnik: *lands on big rig*
Sean: After him *Runs after Robotnik*
Robotnik: If only I could stop him
Tails: But Du can't *pushes Robotnik*
Robotnik: Damn, Chaos Control!
Sonic: Since when could he do that?
Sean: Who cares? Lets try and and find him!
Sonic and his Friends didn't know that Robotnik went back to Mobius to get some badniks, weapons, machines, ammo, and Shadow.
Robotnik: Shadow, where are you?
Shadow: I'm here
Robotnik: Get all the badniks. We are invading St. Louis
Shadow: I'm on it
Snively: Where is this city?
Robotnik: You'll see.
Half an Stunde passes, and Sonic is relaxing with his cousin. The rest of their group is also with them
Rouge: Why would Robotnik want this shitty city?
Sean: What's so shitty about St. Louis?!
Sonic: Will Du two stop? St. Louis doesn't look appealing.
Sean: Why are we here then? Du can just use fucking chaos control, and end up back at Mobius.
Rouge: None of us have a chaos emerald.
Knuckles: What? I have one
As a train passes Von Robotnik soon returns with his army.
Robotnik: Give us St. Louis oder die!
citizen: Run!!
Shadow: *kills people* Attack!
Badniks: *attacking everything*
Robotnik: These people are wimps
Shadow: Hold your fire! I want that car. *Points at a yellow '69 Dodge Charger.*
Robotnik: Then get it. Run people over with it.
Shadow: I'm not wrecking the car Du imbecule.
Robotnik: You'll just get bloodstains on it, so what?
Knuckles: *jumps on some badniks and hits Shadow*
Shadow: STALL THEM!! I'm getting that car
Sean: What is that car?
Shadow: *brings car to Mobius, and soon returns*
Robotnik: Where was we?
Tails: What?
Badniks: *shoot at sonic, but miss*
Sonic: *jumps on several badniks and Robotnik*
Shadow: FIGHT ME
Sean: Ok *attacks Shadow*
Shadow: Not you!
Sean: Why, Du afraid?
Espio: This just gets wierder Von the Minute
Tails: *attacks Robotnik*
Robotnik: Jeez, you're tougher then Du look
Tails: *breaks Robotnik's arm*
As the fight goes on, the police, and military soon arrive. They assist Sonic's group with attacking Robotnik's army, and Shadow left.
Sean: He always leaves too soon.
Espio: At least he's gone
Robotnik: Keep attacking *blows up tank*
Colonel Rogers: Shoot the guy with the mustache!
Soldiers: *shoot Robotnik*
Sonic: Nice work guys
Robotnik: CHAOS CONTROL!
Rouge: How the hell does he do that?
Sean: Du guys won't have to worry about Robotnik anymore
Police captain: Thank Du for saving our city. How can we repay you?
Sean: *spots a corvette* I think I already know how.
Robotnik: Well Shadow, we failed
Shadow: We put up a good fight though.
Snively: But it wasn't good enough
Shadow: Fuck you! You're too much of a pussy to fight
Robotnik: We will go back to Earth, but this time, we're taking a place called Germany.
Shadow: Why?
Robotnik: I overheard someone saying that Germany makes really great machines, so they must have good mechanics
Shadow: Don't mechanics fix stuff?
Robotnik: Yes, yes they do! *laughs like a villain*
THE END
Here are three previews to other Fan fictions from SeanTheHedgehog
Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer - 2015
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are Du sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the cupcake dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Du thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All Du gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave Du alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let Du do whatever Du want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT Cupcakes ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
The End............
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... Du know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of regenbogen Dash, do Du remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill Du two if Du lost, but since Du ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I sagte go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make Du fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* Du are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, Du will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* Du do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot Du with this, and make Du fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do Du have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the Wand behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! Du ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
Where Eagles Dare - 2016
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A star, sterne Wars Fan Fiction
Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in
Where Eagles Dare
An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.
Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi
Also featuring
Brian Connery as Jott McPherson
Kevin Shoemaker as Barkley
Kevin Meizanis as Thomas
RJ Shoemaker as Christianson
Matthew Broderick as Harrod
The Landing Craft was going lower to the ground as it flew to the left of another mountain
And Hugh Laurie as Cartwright Jones
Based off the 1968 film of the same name
The Landing Craft was approaching another mountain. As it got closer, it took a sharp turn to the right, and starting gaining altitude to pass over another section of the mountain.
This takes place just Minuten after the events of The Empire Strikes Back. Research for this Fan fiction has been done on Wookieepedia, though the planet Chevrelium, and a few vehicles have been created specifically for this Fan fiction.
We now go inside the landing craft, to take a look at the men inside. We got the pilot, but he's not important. Not compared to the seven men sitting behind him. The seven men chosen for a daring mission against the Empire, each wearing white snow suits, armed with E-11 blasters, and silenced pistols.
Stop the song
The seven men are John Smith, Morris Schaffer, and their teammates, Barkley, Thomas, Christianson, Jott, and Harrod.
Morris: *Looks to his right, and sees John*
John: *Looks to his left, also looking at Morris*
Pilot: *Flying over another mountain*
Republic Soldier: *Talking on a radio* Affirmative Colonel, we are three Minuten away from the drop zone. *Turns on a red light*
Song: link
John, Morris, and the others in their group stood up, preparing to jump off the landing craft.
Republic Soldier: *Opens the back door*
Morris: *In front of everyone else*
Harrod: *In the middle, behind John, Morris, and Jott, but in front of Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson*
Republic Pilot: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Republic Soldier: Stand by!
Harrod: *Looking back at Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson*
Barkley: *Looking at Harrod's radio*
Republic Pilot: *Heading towards a mountain. He gains altitude to fly over it*
Within a few seconds, the red light turned green, signalling the time to jump. Stop the song.
Republic Soldier: Green light, go! *Deploys a drop pod*
Morris: *Jumps off first*
John: *Jumps*
Jott: *Jumps*
Harrod: *Jumps*
Barkley: *Jumps*
Thomas: *Jumps*
Christianson: *Jumps*
After jumping, they deployed their parachutes, and decreased speed as they fell toward the snowy surface. Their snow suits, being white, blending in with the snow.
Moving On - 2017
Dale: *Enters the kitchen* Good morning my loving family.
Mom: *Feeding his baby sister*
Dad: You're going out to find a job, right?
Dale: What do Du think I've been doing ever since I graduated?
Dad: Don't give me that shit young man!
Mom: Honey-
Dad: If Du want to be successful, Du go out, and find work.
Dale: I have been doing that, but perhaps I forgot something.
Dad: Like what?
Dale: Leaving your ass. *Stands up* Up yours. Goodbye. *Walks away*
Dad: DALE!!
Dale: I'm tired of your annoying shouting! *Walks out the back door*
Dad: Where will Du go?! This is your only home! DALE!!!! *Watching him walk away, then slams the door as he goes back into the house*
Dale: *Pulls out three thousand dollars from his shirt, quietly talking to himself* The only good thing Du did for me was leave this lying around the house for me to collect. I already feel sorry for leaving you.
Back up north, Henry was sitting in his 1977 Grand Prix at a gas station.
Henry: *Looks at his watch* Any minute, Mike will find that letter, where I told him I'd leave it.
Attendant: *Arrives, taking the hose out of his tank* There Du are sir. A full tank just like Du asked. It'll cost Du $18.
Henry: *Gives the attendant a 20* Keep the change.
Song: link
Attendant: You're a very generous man sir.
At the store where Henry used to work.
Michael: *Finds a letter in the bett of a truck, and picks it up*
He brought it over to Tammy at the front schreibtisch of the store.
Michael: It's from Henry.
Tammy: *Takes the letter, and reads it* What the fuck?!
The letter said, Dear Tammy, I quit. Don't try to contact me. It's best for everyone if I Bewegen on. Henry.
Tammy: *Crumples up the letter as her face turns red* HENRY!!!!!!!!
Henry: *At a red light, hearing Tammy shout his name* Message received. Mission accomplished. *Watching a lady in a GMC stop, signalling him to move* Very kind of her. *Drives forward, giving her a thumbs up* Now, to get down to Trenton. *Takes a right turn, and stops for a Hyundai, watching it turn right at the intersection in front of him. Once it's out of the way, he turns left, following the Hyundai*
Hyundai Man: *Turns left into a parking lot*
Henry: *Having thoughts about the store he worked at, which increases his anger. He floors it*
The loud engine of his car satisfied Henry, as he continued to speed down the road with anger spreading all around him. His eyes getting narrow as he continued to increase his speed, over 60 miles an hour.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A CokeTheUmbreon Production
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Henry Ranne in
Moving On
Also Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Dale O' Conner
Tammy, Diane, Michael, and Dale's parents as their selves
Henry's Parents as their selves
Henry: *Sees a construction crew with a kirsche picker, and slows down*
Construction Men: *Watching Henry come towards them*
Henry: *Passes the construction crew, and watches them. He turns left, and they are out of sight. He floors it again, going up to 60*
Erik Estrada as Craig Rogers
George Lopez as Tim Friella
Armie Hammer as Mickey North
Scott Caan as Max Mann
Scott Adkins as Steve Esposito
Scott Eastwood as himself
Oscar Isaac as Aaron Mikowsky
Henry: *Drifts on a left turn, and takes a deep breath* I needed that. *Slows down* I feel so much better now. *Follows the speed of 50*
The song fades away as we dissolve to the Weiter scene. Henry entered Stockton, and looked around. He thought it was one of the nicest towns in New Jersey.
Henry: *Looks at someone on the left, walking on the sidewalk*
Dale: *Sees Henry, and waves*
Henry: *Pulls up Weiter to him* Hi. Going somewhere?
Dale: I don't know. Where are Du heading?
Henry: Trenton. Du don't know where you're going?
Dale: I haven't decided. I just left my home, and have three grand.
Henry: *Nods* Why don't Du Mitmachen me? I got five grand.
Dale: *Walks over, and gets into the car*
Henry: *Drives* I'm Henry Von the way.
Dale: Nice to meet Du Henry. My name is Dale. Dale O' Conner.
Henry: Nice to make your acquaintance.
Dale: So, why are Du heading to Trenton?
Henry: To find a job in acting. That way, I can do what I always wanted to do since I was 7.
Dale: Du know, I always wanted to be an actor too. Now that Du mentioned it, I remember hearing about Mickey North going there to film a new movie.
Henry: When was this?
Dale: He talked about it on twitter, and made a couple of posts on Instagram too. He plans to start filming in two days.
Henry: Now how do we find out the exact location of where he begins filming?
Dale: Don't know man. We just keep looking around.
All this and Mehr from SeanTheHedgehog. Making good Fan fictions since 2012.
It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs Von at 500 miles an hour.
Sonic: Tails, Du read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?
Inside the base
Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see Du guys
Espio: Great to see Du to
Knuckles: Lets go find Robotnik
Sean: I found the others and we're searching for Robotnik
Sonic: Any injuries?
Sean: None of them are injured
Tails: I'll give Du air support
Sonic: I'll wait Von your car
Sean: Sounds good.
A few Minuten later Robotnik is found, but he uses Chaos Control to escape. Only, he brought Sonic and his Friends with him.
Rouge: Where the hell are we?
Sean: I know this place. Were in St. Louis
Sonic: You've been here before?
Sean: Yeah, a lot of times.
Espio: Zeigen us something
Sean: See that over there? *points at gateway arch*
Tails: What is that?
Knuckles: It's an arch
Sean: Not just any arch, the gateway arch.
Rouge: Thats a wierd name.
Zufällig human: What are Du supposed to be?
Sean: None of your business, go away
Zufällig human: ok *walks away*
Robotnik: *shoots at Sonic, but misses*
Sonic: Du trying to kill me?
Robotnik: Whaat? No *Throws gun away*
Sean: Do Du even know where Du sent us?
Robotnik: It says we are in the planet earth
Sean: Be Mehr specific dumbass
Robotnik: St. Louis, Missouri
Knuckles: If Du didn't have the thing you're in, Du wouldn't know
Sean: He would probably find out anyway
Then Sean starts having a thought about what would happen if Robotnik found out Von asking someone
Robotnik: Where am I?
Hat guy: First of all Du should know where Du are, and second, Du have a huge mustache!
Robotnik: The bigger the better :D
Hat guy: I'm gonna go now
Robotnik: *leaves St. Louis then goes back in* It says I'm in Missouri! YES! I KNOW WHERE I AM NOW!!
tall guy: It just says welcome to Missouri, calm down
Back at Reality
Robotnik: I'm going now *leaves*
Tails: I think we all know whats going to happen next.
An explosion is heard
Robotnik: Hello everyone of uuh, *reads screen* St. Louis, Missouri! I am really interested in your city, and that is why I want to take it over!
Sean: There is no way he's taking this city!
Espio: Lets go and stop him
Von the time Sonic and his Friends arrive at Robotnik's location, he killed seven people, and destroyed two cars.
Robotnik: Give me this city now!
Police captain: Shoot him
Police officers: *shoot Robotnik, one bullet hits him.*
Robotnik: Ach! Watch what Du do with those things! *fires back*
After Robotnik kills the police officer, Sonics team arrives.
Sonic: Du can't take this place without attacking us!
Robotnik: Sure I can, so I will *shoots at Sonic*
Sonic: You'll have to shoot faster then that to kill me
Robotnik: Then I'll kill your cousin!
Sean: Oh no Du don't *jumps towards Robotnik, and knocks him down.
Robotnik: *Falls into the middle of the street* I still have this! *pulls out shotgun*
Sean: *grabs .44 and shoots Robotnik in the foot.*
Robotnik: *drops gun, and lays down.* Jesus christ that hurts!
Tails: *cough* Pussy!
Knuckles: Just be thankful I didn't shoot you! I would've shot Du in the head
Robotnik: *climbs into flying machine and flies away*
Sonic: He won't go far. Tails, Rouge Du fly after him, the rest of Du follow me!
Sean: Too bad I don't have my car
Espio: Du use it too much anyway
Rouge: You've got a gun don't you?
Tails: No, do you?
Knuckles: *flies toward Robotnik*
Espio: I forgot he could do that
Sean: I think Knux forgot that to
Robotnik: Shit they're catching up!
As Tails gets into Robotnik's machine he grabs his enemy's head, and slams it on the door
Sean: I don't know why he is doing that
Espio: He's hurting him right?
Robotnik: Stop that!
Tails: Send us back!
Robotnik: NEVER!
Sonic: *jumps into machine* Nice work Tails
Espio: This can't go well for Robotnik
Sean: How can it? He had his head hit a door numerous times.
Robotnik: *shoots Tails and jumps*
Sonic: *jumps after him*
Robotnik: ooh *lands in water*
Sonic: OH SHIT!!
Rouge: I got Du *grabs Sonic*
Sean: Saved Von my girlfriend
Robotnik: Where did Sonic go?
Espio: I think he Lost track of Sonic LOL
Tails: I'll go get him
Sean: Don't get shot again!
Tails: *gives Sean the finger*
Knuckles: Never saw him do that
Sonic: Right
Robotnik: *Swimming to Illinois side of river*
Tails: *grabs Robotnik* Where do Du think you're going?
Sean: I think I'll use my gewehr *grabs sniper rifle*
Rouge: Why do Du need that?
Sean: Just in case
Robotnik: *squirms in Tail's grip*
Tails: Stop that! *Drops Robotnik*
Sean: *Shoots Robotnik, but misses*
Robotnik: *lands on big rig*
Sean: After him *Runs after Robotnik*
Robotnik: If only I could stop him
Tails: But Du can't *pushes Robotnik*
Robotnik: Damn, Chaos Control!
Sonic: Since when could he do that?
Sean: Who cares? Lets try and and find him!
Sonic and his Friends didn't know that Robotnik went back to Mobius to get some badniks, weapons, machines, ammo, and Shadow.
Robotnik: Shadow, where are you?
Shadow: I'm here
Robotnik: Get all the badniks. We are invading St. Louis
Shadow: I'm on it
Snively: Where is this city?
Robotnik: You'll see.
Half an Stunde passes, and Sonic is relaxing with his cousin. The rest of their group is also with them
Rouge: Why would Robotnik want this shitty city?
Sean: What's so shitty about St. Louis?!
Sonic: Will Du two stop? St. Louis doesn't look appealing.
Sean: Why are we here then? Du can just use fucking chaos control, and end up back at Mobius.
Rouge: None of us have a chaos emerald.
Knuckles: What? I have one
As a train passes Von Robotnik soon returns with his army.
Robotnik: Give us St. Louis oder die!
citizen: Run!!
Shadow: *kills people* Attack!
Badniks: *attacking everything*
Robotnik: These people are wimps
Shadow: Hold your fire! I want that car. *Points at a yellow '69 Dodge Charger.*
Robotnik: Then get it. Run people over with it.
Shadow: I'm not wrecking the car Du imbecule.
Robotnik: You'll just get bloodstains on it, so what?
Knuckles: *jumps on some badniks and hits Shadow*
Shadow: STALL THEM!! I'm getting that car
Sean: What is that car?
Shadow: *brings car to Mobius, and soon returns*
Robotnik: Where was we?
Tails: What?
Badniks: *shoot at sonic, but miss*
Sonic: *jumps on several badniks and Robotnik*
Shadow: FIGHT ME
Sean: Ok *attacks Shadow*
Shadow: Not you!
Sean: Why, Du afraid?
Espio: This just gets wierder Von the Minute
Tails: *attacks Robotnik*
Robotnik: Jeez, you're tougher then Du look
Tails: *breaks Robotnik's arm*
As the fight goes on, the police, and military soon arrive. They assist Sonic's group with attacking Robotnik's army, and Shadow left.
Sean: He always leaves too soon.
Espio: At least he's gone
Robotnik: Keep attacking *blows up tank*
Colonel Rogers: Shoot the guy with the mustache!
Soldiers: *shoot Robotnik*
Sonic: Nice work guys
Robotnik: CHAOS CONTROL!
Rouge: How the hell does he do that?
Sean: Du guys won't have to worry about Robotnik anymore
Police captain: Thank Du for saving our city. How can we repay you?
Sean: *spots a corvette* I think I already know how.
Robotnik: Well Shadow, we failed
Shadow: We put up a good fight though.
Snively: But it wasn't good enough
Shadow: Fuck you! You're too much of a pussy to fight
Robotnik: We will go back to Earth, but this time, we're taking a place called Germany.
Shadow: Why?
Robotnik: I overheard someone saying that Germany makes really great machines, so they must have good mechanics
Shadow: Don't mechanics fix stuff?
Robotnik: Yes, yes they do! *laughs like a villain*
THE END
Here are three previews to other Fan fictions from SeanTheHedgehog
Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer - 2015
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are Du sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the cupcake dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Du thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All Du gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave Du alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let Du do whatever Du want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT Cupcakes ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
The End............
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... Du know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of regenbogen Dash, do Du remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill Du two if Du lost, but since Du ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I sagte go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make Du fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* Du are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, Du will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* Du do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot Du with this, and make Du fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do Du have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the Wand behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! Du ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
Where Eagles Dare - 2016
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A star, sterne Wars Fan Fiction
Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in
Where Eagles Dare
An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.
Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi
Also featuring
Brian Connery as Jott McPherson
Kevin Shoemaker as Barkley
Kevin Meizanis as Thomas
RJ Shoemaker as Christianson
Matthew Broderick as Harrod
The Landing Craft was going lower to the ground as it flew to the left of another mountain
And Hugh Laurie as Cartwright Jones
Based off the 1968 film of the same name
The Landing Craft was approaching another mountain. As it got closer, it took a sharp turn to the right, and starting gaining altitude to pass over another section of the mountain.
This takes place just Minuten after the events of The Empire Strikes Back. Research for this Fan fiction has been done on Wookieepedia, though the planet Chevrelium, and a few vehicles have been created specifically for this Fan fiction.
We now go inside the landing craft, to take a look at the men inside. We got the pilot, but he's not important. Not compared to the seven men sitting behind him. The seven men chosen for a daring mission against the Empire, each wearing white snow suits, armed with E-11 blasters, and silenced pistols.
Stop the song
The seven men are John Smith, Morris Schaffer, and their teammates, Barkley, Thomas, Christianson, Jott, and Harrod.
Morris: *Looks to his right, and sees John*
John: *Looks to his left, also looking at Morris*
Pilot: *Flying over another mountain*
Republic Soldier: *Talking on a radio* Affirmative Colonel, we are three Minuten away from the drop zone. *Turns on a red light*
Song: link
John, Morris, and the others in their group stood up, preparing to jump off the landing craft.
Republic Soldier: *Opens the back door*
Morris: *In front of everyone else*
Harrod: *In the middle, behind John, Morris, and Jott, but in front of Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson*
Republic Pilot: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Republic Soldier: Stand by!
Harrod: *Looking back at Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson*
Barkley: *Looking at Harrod's radio*
Republic Pilot: *Heading towards a mountain. He gains altitude to fly over it*
Within a few seconds, the red light turned green, signalling the time to jump. Stop the song.
Republic Soldier: Green light, go! *Deploys a drop pod*
Morris: *Jumps off first*
John: *Jumps*
Jott: *Jumps*
Harrod: *Jumps*
Barkley: *Jumps*
Thomas: *Jumps*
Christianson: *Jumps*
After jumping, they deployed their parachutes, and decreased speed as they fell toward the snowy surface. Their snow suits, being white, blending in with the snow.
Moving On - 2017
Dale: *Enters the kitchen* Good morning my loving family.
Mom: *Feeding his baby sister*
Dad: You're going out to find a job, right?
Dale: What do Du think I've been doing ever since I graduated?
Dad: Don't give me that shit young man!
Mom: Honey-
Dad: If Du want to be successful, Du go out, and find work.
Dale: I have been doing that, but perhaps I forgot something.
Dad: Like what?
Dale: Leaving your ass. *Stands up* Up yours. Goodbye. *Walks away*
Dad: DALE!!
Dale: I'm tired of your annoying shouting! *Walks out the back door*
Dad: Where will Du go?! This is your only home! DALE!!!! *Watching him walk away, then slams the door as he goes back into the house*
Dale: *Pulls out three thousand dollars from his shirt, quietly talking to himself* The only good thing Du did for me was leave this lying around the house for me to collect. I already feel sorry for leaving you.
Back up north, Henry was sitting in his 1977 Grand Prix at a gas station.
Henry: *Looks at his watch* Any minute, Mike will find that letter, where I told him I'd leave it.
Attendant: *Arrives, taking the hose out of his tank* There Du are sir. A full tank just like Du asked. It'll cost Du $18.
Henry: *Gives the attendant a 20* Keep the change.
Song: link
Attendant: You're a very generous man sir.
At the store where Henry used to work.
Michael: *Finds a letter in the bett of a truck, and picks it up*
He brought it over to Tammy at the front schreibtisch of the store.
Michael: It's from Henry.
Tammy: *Takes the letter, and reads it* What the fuck?!
The letter said, Dear Tammy, I quit. Don't try to contact me. It's best for everyone if I Bewegen on. Henry.
Tammy: *Crumples up the letter as her face turns red* HENRY!!!!!!!!
Henry: *At a red light, hearing Tammy shout his name* Message received. Mission accomplished. *Watching a lady in a GMC stop, signalling him to move* Very kind of her. *Drives forward, giving her a thumbs up* Now, to get down to Trenton. *Takes a right turn, and stops for a Hyundai, watching it turn right at the intersection in front of him. Once it's out of the way, he turns left, following the Hyundai*
Hyundai Man: *Turns left into a parking lot*
Henry: *Having thoughts about the store he worked at, which increases his anger. He floors it*
The loud engine of his car satisfied Henry, as he continued to speed down the road with anger spreading all around him. His eyes getting narrow as he continued to increase his speed, over 60 miles an hour.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A CokeTheUmbreon Production
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Henry Ranne in
Moving On
Also Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Dale O' Conner
Tammy, Diane, Michael, and Dale's parents as their selves
Henry's Parents as their selves
Henry: *Sees a construction crew with a kirsche picker, and slows down*
Construction Men: *Watching Henry come towards them*
Henry: *Passes the construction crew, and watches them. He turns left, and they are out of sight. He floors it again, going up to 60*
Erik Estrada as Craig Rogers
George Lopez as Tim Friella
Armie Hammer as Mickey North
Scott Caan as Max Mann
Scott Adkins as Steve Esposito
Scott Eastwood as himself
Oscar Isaac as Aaron Mikowsky
Henry: *Drifts on a left turn, and takes a deep breath* I needed that. *Slows down* I feel so much better now. *Follows the speed of 50*
The song fades away as we dissolve to the Weiter scene. Henry entered Stockton, and looked around. He thought it was one of the nicest towns in New Jersey.
Henry: *Looks at someone on the left, walking on the sidewalk*
Dale: *Sees Henry, and waves*
Henry: *Pulls up Weiter to him* Hi. Going somewhere?
Dale: I don't know. Where are Du heading?
Henry: Trenton. Du don't know where you're going?
Dale: I haven't decided. I just left my home, and have three grand.
Henry: *Nods* Why don't Du Mitmachen me? I got five grand.
Dale: *Walks over, and gets into the car*
Henry: *Drives* I'm Henry Von the way.
Dale: Nice to meet Du Henry. My name is Dale. Dale O' Conner.
Henry: Nice to make your acquaintance.
Dale: So, why are Du heading to Trenton?
Henry: To find a job in acting. That way, I can do what I always wanted to do since I was 7.
Dale: Du know, I always wanted to be an actor too. Now that Du mentioned it, I remember hearing about Mickey North going there to film a new movie.
Henry: When was this?
Dale: He talked about it on twitter, and made a couple of posts on Instagram too. He plans to start filming in two days.
Henry: Now how do we find out the exact location of where he begins filming?
Dale: Don't know man. We just keep looking around.
All this and Mehr from SeanTheHedgehog. Making good Fan fictions since 2012.