Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak
Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort
Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pfannkuchen
Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday
Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty
Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding
Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry
Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to Facebook
Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to the bathroom,she scared the s*it out of the toilet
Yo Moma so stupid,she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo Moma so fat,she dosen't need internet,she's already WorldWibe
Yo Moma so ugly,her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man
Yo Moma so stupid,she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
Yo Moma so fat,every time she turns around it's her birthday
Yo Moma so ugly,not even Goldfish smile back
Yo Moma so stupid,she put paper on the TV and called it paper view
Yo Moma so fat,she had to be baptized at Sea world
Yo Moma so ugly,when she looked out of her window,she got arrested for mooning
Yo Moma so stupid,she stoped at the "Stop" sign and waited for it say "Go"
Yo Moma so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
Yo Moma so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was borken
Yo Moma so ugly,her kissen cry's at night
Yo Moma so fat,when she died,she broke the stairway to Heaven
Yo Moma so stupid,she got hit Von a parked car
Yo Moma so ugly,she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo Moma so fat,when Dracula sucked her blood,he got diabetes
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought the star, sterne of Austin Powers was Michael Myers
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application
Yo Moma so fat,she wears 2 watches,one for each time zone she's in
Yo Moma so ugly,Hello Kitty sagte goodbye
Yo Moma so fat,when she made a PS3 account,the entire network crashed
Yo Moma so ugly,if she was in Mortal Kombat,Scorpion would say "STAY OVER THERE!"
Yo Moma so stupid,when I sagte "Drinks are on the house" she went and got a ladder
Yo Moma so fat,when she asked for a water bed,they put a blanket at the Atlantic Ocean
Yo Moma so ugly,she wears a steak around her neck to get the Hunde to play with her
Yo Moma so ugly,Bob the Builder sagte "I can't fix that!"
Yo Moma so stupid,she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper
Yo Moma so fat,she occupy's Wand straße all Von herself
Yo Moma so ugly,neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought sea weed was something that fisch smoke
Yo Moma so fat,when she climbed into a monster truck,it became a low rider
Yo Moma so ugly,when she played the Scary Maze Game,the picture sagte "I QUIT"
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the apfel, apple Store to get a Big MAC
Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak
Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort
Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pfannkuchen
Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday
Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty
Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding
Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry
Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to Facebook
Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to the bathroom,she scared the s*it out of the toilet
Yo Moma so stupid,she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo Moma so fat,she dosen't need internet,she's already WorldWibe
Yo Moma so ugly,her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man
Yo Moma so stupid,she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
Yo Moma so fat,every time she turns around it's her birthday
Yo Moma so ugly,not even Goldfish smile back
Yo Moma so stupid,she put paper on the TV and called it paper view
Yo Moma so fat,she had to be baptized at Sea world
Yo Moma so ugly,when she looked out of her window,she got arrested for mooning
Yo Moma so stupid,she stoped at the "Stop" sign and waited for it say "Go"
Yo Moma so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
Yo Moma so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was borken
Yo Moma so ugly,her kissen cry's at night
Yo Moma so fat,when she died,she broke the stairway to Heaven
Yo Moma so stupid,she got hit Von a parked car
Yo Moma so ugly,she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo Moma so fat,when Dracula sucked her blood,he got diabetes
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought the star, sterne of Austin Powers was Michael Myers
Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application
Yo Moma so fat,she wears 2 watches,one for each time zone she's in
Yo Moma so ugly,Hello Kitty sagte goodbye
Yo Moma so fat,when she made a PS3 account,the entire network crashed
Yo Moma so ugly,if she was in Mortal Kombat,Scorpion would say "STAY OVER THERE!"
Yo Moma so stupid,when I sagte "Drinks are on the house" she went and got a ladder
Yo Moma so fat,when she asked for a water bed,they put a blanket at the Atlantic Ocean
Yo Moma so ugly,she wears a steak around her neck to get the Hunde to play with her
Yo Moma so ugly,Bob the Builder sagte "I can't fix that!"
Yo Moma so stupid,she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper
Yo Moma so fat,she occupy's Wand straße all Von herself
Yo Moma so ugly,neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team
Yo Moma so stupid,she thought sea weed was something that fisch smoke
Yo Moma so fat,when she climbed into a monster truck,it became a low rider
Yo Moma so ugly,when she played the Scary Maze Game,the picture sagte "I QUIT"
Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the apfel, apple Store to get a Big MAC
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each Tag Du have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of Du read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of Du have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform Du that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each Tag Du have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of Du read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of Du have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform Du that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 Tag 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n sagte "Wat doz hündin n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx Tag d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women sagte "feel my titties" n the man sagte "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman sagte it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom sagte dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
höhle, den d door glocke rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n sagte "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the küche fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n sagte "Wat doz hündin n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx Tag d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women sagte "feel my titties" n the man sagte "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman sagte it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom sagte dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
höhle, den d door glocke rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n sagte "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the küche fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Du know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" sagte the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Du must know that your privates are exposed!" sagte the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Du see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Du know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" sagte the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Du must know that your privates are exposed!" sagte the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Du see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"