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This Lustige Witze foto contains taverne, tippen haus, hahn haus, tap house, speiselokal, and diner. There might also be schule, schulhaus, bungalow, hütte, ferienhaus, and multiplex.
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each Tag Du have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of Du read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of Du have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform Du that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each Tag Du have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of Du read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of Du have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform Du that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 Tag 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n sagte "Wat doz hündin n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx Tag d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women sagte "feel my titties" n the man sagte "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman sagte it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom sagte dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
höhle, den d door glocke rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n sagte "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the küche fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n sagte "Wat doz hündin n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx Tag d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women sagte "feel my titties" n the man sagte "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman sagte it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom sagte dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
höhle, den d door glocke rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n sagte "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the küche fuckin d turkey!
