Funny Kentuky Fried Chicken Sign

Ok this is my Liste of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned Von 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did Du run your last race?" and the Sekunde one said,"How did Du win the race?" the runner sagte 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes Du say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked Du out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if Du were locked in a Essen Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<