your mum is so fat when she stands on the regenbogen she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

Du were so ugly at birth, your parents named Du **** Happens.

You're so ugly, Du have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg

You're so ugly, when Du walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Du went to a haunted house and came out with an application

You're so ugly, when Du were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, Du have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when Du were born the doctor took one look at Du and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, Du stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

You're so ugly, Du have to Trick oder Treat Von phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, Du can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call Du taco Bell, when people see Du they run for the border.

You're so ugly, Du make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring Du in.

You're so ugly, Du make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time Du go out Du get chased Von the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, they call Du Moses because every time Du step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, when Du threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

Your so fat when Du put a yellow rain jacke on people yelled out taxi haha.

Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.

Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they sagte 123 get yo stanky self away from me.

Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous

yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.

yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle

yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water bett they put a blanket ove the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"