Icicle: Hello everyone who is Lesen this! This is Icicle! I am here at the Fans of PoM spot at fanpop. Now, my Friends gathered up the PoM main characters, tied them up, and hid them in a secret location.
Lilly: (Over the walkie-talkie) So we're are we talking them?
Icicle: The penguins' HQ, Okay?
Lilly: Okay! *hangs-up*
Icicle: Now where was I? Oh yes. We hid them in a secret location where no one will find. Now, to the penguins' HQ!
(At the HQ)
Skipper: Who are you, and why did Du bring us here?!?
Icicle: Hi! I'm Icicle. I'm here to force Du to play my Zufällig games!
Skipper: What!?! No way.
Angel: Well Du have no choice. We've blocked all the exits!
Kowalski: *scoffs* Like a bunch of metal is enough to stop us.
Angel: Actually, we covered the door with fangirls. :3
Kowalski: Du MONSTER!!!
Icicle: Yep. Okay, is everyone here?
Private: Um, I don't think Marlene, Maurice, and Julien is here.
Mort: The feeet!
Icicle: Eh, we'll leave Maurice and Marlene. They're no fun. Okay. Someone get Julien!
The Penguins: I'LL DO IT!!!
Icicle: Forget it, I'm getting him myself. *goes through the fishbowl entrance*
Skipper: Okay, we've got to get out of here! Kowalski, options!
Kowalski: I'm sorry Skipper, but there is no escape...that we're willing to go through.
Skipper: Fishbowl enterance?
Rico: Locked.
Skipper: All our escape tunnels?
Private: *opens the fisch prize tunnel* It's full of silly putty!
Skipper: Blast! How did she know about our escape tunnels!?
Private: Maybe she's spying on us!
Skipper: Maybe...
(Somewhere at the petting zoo)
Icicle: Hello! It's Icicle! We hid veeeeeerrrryyy small cameras all around the HQ. So not only Du will get truth oder dare, you'll see everything that's going on! Well, I have to get Julien.
(At the lemur habitat)
Icicle: It's Icicle & Cat here!
Catherine: AND I HAVE A FRYING PAN!!!!!!!
Julien: What? Who the hecks are you?!?
BAM!
(At the HQ)
Skipper: How much putty did we remove!?!
Kowalski: According to my calculations...a lot.
Rico: *munching on putty*
Private: Rico! That's putty, not gum!
Rico: Uh-Uh! *blows a putty bubble*
Mort: Yaaaaay! It's sticky!!!
Private: Um, It doesn't look like we removed that much.
Kowalski: Strange...It doesn't even look like it moved!
Private: Um, do Du think they're still filling it up as we speak?
Kowlaski: It's possible.
(Icicle enters while dragging Julien)
Icicle: Great! Everyone I want to be here is here! Mort, wake up Julien.
Mort: Feeeeeet!!! *grabs Julien's feet*
Julien: NOT THE FEET!
Icicle: Great. Now let's get started. Hannah?
Hannah: Who's ready for some tazers!?! :D
EVERYONE: GAH!!!
Lilly: (Over the walkie-talkie) So we're are we talking them?
Icicle: The penguins' HQ, Okay?
Lilly: Okay! *hangs-up*
Icicle: Now where was I? Oh yes. We hid them in a secret location where no one will find. Now, to the penguins' HQ!
(At the HQ)
Skipper: Who are you, and why did Du bring us here?!?
Icicle: Hi! I'm Icicle. I'm here to force Du to play my Zufällig games!
Skipper: What!?! No way.
Angel: Well Du have no choice. We've blocked all the exits!
Kowalski: *scoffs* Like a bunch of metal is enough to stop us.
Angel: Actually, we covered the door with fangirls. :3
Kowalski: Du MONSTER!!!
Icicle: Yep. Okay, is everyone here?
Private: Um, I don't think Marlene, Maurice, and Julien is here.
Mort: The feeet!
Icicle: Eh, we'll leave Maurice and Marlene. They're no fun. Okay. Someone get Julien!
The Penguins: I'LL DO IT!!!
Icicle: Forget it, I'm getting him myself. *goes through the fishbowl entrance*
Skipper: Okay, we've got to get out of here! Kowalski, options!
Kowalski: I'm sorry Skipper, but there is no escape...that we're willing to go through.
Skipper: Fishbowl enterance?
Rico: Locked.
Skipper: All our escape tunnels?
Private: *opens the fisch prize tunnel* It's full of silly putty!
Skipper: Blast! How did she know about our escape tunnels!?
Private: Maybe she's spying on us!
Skipper: Maybe...
(Somewhere at the petting zoo)
Icicle: Hello! It's Icicle! We hid veeeeeerrrryyy small cameras all around the HQ. So not only Du will get truth oder dare, you'll see everything that's going on! Well, I have to get Julien.
(At the lemur habitat)
Icicle: It's Icicle & Cat here!
Catherine: AND I HAVE A FRYING PAN!!!!!!!
Julien: What? Who the hecks are you?!?
BAM!
(At the HQ)
Skipper: How much putty did we remove!?!
Kowalski: According to my calculations...a lot.
Rico: *munching on putty*
Private: Rico! That's putty, not gum!
Rico: Uh-Uh! *blows a putty bubble*
Mort: Yaaaaay! It's sticky!!!
Private: Um, It doesn't look like we removed that much.
Kowalski: Strange...It doesn't even look like it moved!
Private: Um, do Du think they're still filling it up as we speak?
Kowlaski: It's possible.
(Icicle enters while dragging Julien)
Icicle: Great! Everyone I want to be here is here! Mort, wake up Julien.
Mort: Feeeeeet!!! *grabs Julien's feet*
Julien: NOT THE FEET!
Icicle: Great. Now let's get started. Hannah?
Hannah: Who's ready for some tazers!?! :D
EVERYONE: GAH!!!
