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posted by TheRatKing1
needless to say, i didn't like the new Skipper. In human form, he seemed to be in an even worse mood than he usually was. And his insistance on our going on that mission was....unnerving.

"Skipper, where are Du taking us? it seems to me that you're just going in any Zufällig direction.' sagte CC
"We're on a mission, CC. We're tracking down someone!" sagte Private, but this time Skipper didn't slap him.

"hate to interrupt, but Du guys are getting some funny looks dressed like that! Plus the weapons Rico is carrying makes Du guys look like some crazy terrorist Kidnappers!' i said

"He's right, sir.' sagte Kowalski."

"As usual," sighed Skipper ' all right boys, time for Operation ;Tactical to Practical. We gotta ditch these outfits!"

In JcPenny's they bought a set of matching black suits. Well, they didn't exactly BUY them, Mehr like they set off a smoke bomb, broke the security cameras and left the money with a frightened salesclerk.

"Ok, so far we've nearly blown up,a shopping mall. What"s next?" i asked Skipper

"oh, for the Liebe of-! Didn't Du listen to a word i said? Are we, oder are we not on a mission to track Hans?" he said
"Hans?' asked kristen.," what about Hans?"

"He was in Kowalski's lab with him all last night while he was working on his humanizer thingy. He had Kowalski use it on himself and then he left before morning." answered Skipper.

" Do Du at least know where he is?' asked CC

"We've got him pinpointed in the far end of Central Park, Von the Lake." sagte Kowalski.

"Anyone got a plan?" asked Rico, "Cuz I don't."

"No" sagte Private
"Nope" sagte Skipper
"Yeah, i got nothing, for once.' sagte Kowalski.

'Luckily for Du guys, i do." sagte Kristen.

We were in the park Von the time Kristen was done telling us her plan. "Simple, yet effective. Why didn't I think of that?' asked Kowalski.

We saw Hans, there in the park. he was dressed in army fatugues and had a hooked nose resembeling his puffin's beak.
"hey! Excuse me, sir!" called Kristen to get her plan into motion" i'm kinda lost. Do Du know a way out of the park from here?'
"i am sorry, young miss. i don't know a vay out of here, for Du see, i am a bit Lost myself.' sagte Hans.

"Your voice sounds familiar, have we met?' he asks her.
"No. But Du remind me of a character on this TV Zeigen I like.' she said
"Oh? und vhat vould zhat be?"
"it's just about these penguins who live at the zoo, who do these spy operations. The guy Du remind me of in a German papageientaucher, puffin named Hans."
"I an actually Danish! it's un easy mistake to make.' he said, then he realized his mistake.
Then, the birds swooped into action, tying Hans up and reversing the effects of the machine on Hans and themselves and the ratte king ( in an attack plan so brilliantly thought up Von yours truly). Unfortunately, as soon as he was back as a Puffin, he escaped and swore he would reutrn.

Today, they learned a lesson ( i think); Du may look human, but inside you're still a penguin. i just hope they'll keep that in mind for a long time, because Skipper says this won't be the last time the humanizer thing will be used. God have mercy on us all!
The End.
added by Jhoman12
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Me!
posted by CuteCuddly
Chapter 2: Marlene Finds Out.
Marlene padded along the path she always took to the penguins’ habitat. As she neared it, she felt a change in the atmosphere. She quickened her pace, feeling something was wrong.
Jumping down the fish-bowl door, she scanned the HQ for the penguins. The only ones she saw were Rico and Skipper. They were each holding two round balls.
“What’s going on?” she asked. “Where are Kowalski and Private? What are those?”
“Do Du always have to ask so many questions?” Skipper demanded. Marlene crossed her arms. Skipper sighed.
“These are eggs, they were transferred...
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posted by Lilly_Penguin
It was a hot, sunny Tag in the Central Park Zoo and the city was experiencing one of it's usual Summer heat waves. The penguins were barely making it Von with a single paper fan. "Rico! Stop hogging that thing! Im going to die of a heat stroke!" Kowalski scolded, snatching the Fan from Rico and attempting to cool himself off. Rico just grumbled and crossed his flippers. Skipper looked at Kowalski, Rico, and Private. "Where the heck is Lilly?" He asked, scanning the area. Kowalski then pointed down at the dried up pool, and Skipper looked down to see Lilly laying at the bottom, pretending to...
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"Good greetings, sir," sagte the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star, sterne above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," sagte Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," sagte Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you...
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posted by KaylaFoxeh
The storm outside had grown worse. The five had finished looking over Operation: Maelstrom when Skipper came across a Foto of Rico and Sindaj kissing. "and what do we have here how sweet" he said. Sindaj blushed and looked at Rico. He was preoccupied. Skipper danced in a kreis around Sindaj, holding the picture. She was getting mad. "Sindaj loves Rico-o-o Sindaj lo --" Skipper suddenly hit the deck on his knees, groaning and covering the area between his legs. Sindaj had kicked him. "Not necessary" and she walked away. Kowalski chuckled at Skipper. "Not... ugh... funny, Kowalski" he gasped...
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“Kowalski!” screamed Loren as she looked away from the sight of the zombie. Because that’s all he was right now. He wasn’t Kowalski. Kowalski wasn’t disfigured and gory. He wasn’t that at all. But somehow, as a zombie, Kowalski could control himself. Mostly because of the injection he gave himself right after to try to cure it. He fought off Marlene. “Today this ends, I’ll face myself, to kreuz out what I’ve done!” Yelled Kowalski as he began to fight off the other zombies. Everyone looked away. It was too hard to watch their once friend sacrifice himself.

Five days later…...
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It has been a slow week for the zoo. Hannah was in the Lab with Kowalski. When, Suddenly a ruckus come on oben, nach oben of the deck. "Rico, WTF are Du doing?" The fearsome leader said. "Kaboom?" Rico sagte with a sorry look.Just then, I popped out "Aughh I have a major headache a Private's watching the Freaking Lunacorns show," I sagte in disgrace. "Kaitlyn, Du need to watch your language.. Just because I use it doesn't mean Du can say it I'm the commanding officer I can do anything," Skipper warned angrily. I though to myself "Skipper is Hypocritical," so I walked off to see if Hannah and Kowalski...
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Dr. Damion made full preparations for the attack, but the battle tactics and fighting was to be his general's problems, his own problems however, were greater. He had finally cracked the code, use only thoughts that he needed in his research, and extract them from the brains to study. "This invention of mine will extract all the thoughts of Vladimir Lenin that I require to completely wipe out the resistance of the south, and insert them into my already brilliant mind," sagte Dr. Damion, putting Lenin's brain into the machine's holding area and hooking it to wires. He then took Stephen Hawking's...
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posted by PenguinTDWT
OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our Liebe goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...
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posted by OfficialPrivate
Forgive me if this is a bad story...I have read, watched and reacted the amazing tale of Romeo and Juliet many times, but mostly Von mysef though. This will be a spin-off version of Romeo and Juliet using some of my many friends. :)

Here we go.....

Kowalski, Rico and myslef were sleeping uptop tonight. I guess gosip got around that someone was fighting with someone and the fight was happening as I speak inside the Hq. I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. I tryed my best, but just laid there confused. About 2 hours passed and I couldn't stand just laying there antmore so...Bravely I walk inside....
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added by Catherina_PoM
Source: Drawing:Me,Rina!! OC:Tressa-PoM
added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me. :D
Okay so this chapter's kinda short.. But I hope Du enjoy! Please comment!! :D

   As soon as the smoke cleared, Lexii and Julien saw Rico standing in the doorway with a stick of dynamite in his flippers. The two lemurs coughed and sat up. 
    Rico up chucked two blankets and Skipper caught them as he ran into the freezer. He wrapped Lexii in a blanket first then did the same with Julien. 
   "Are Du two okay?" Skipper asked  as he quickly led them out of the freezer.  
     "Yeah, we're fine. J-just really cold." Lexii replied, pulling the blanket tighter around her shoulders. She...
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  "So let me get this straight. Du both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do Du think Du might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few Minuten then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything Du just said..." he sagte he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...
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Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: Mehr like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...
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"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," sagte Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter Arrow drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, oder kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons oder so," sagte Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it Mehr like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," sagte Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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added by mixmaster15
Source: Hannah(Me) and Richard (Idea)