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"Alrighty guys, gather around," sagte Telow, calling up all the Soviet soldiers at the camp. "What's all this about?" asked Lilly. "I don't know, but Von the maps and battle plans, I'm assuming this is a war meeting," sagte Hannah. "No doubt about it, but how will we defend ourselves against a million men?" asked Skipper. "Simple, we will just use them Eurussian skills out here and mix it with Midlandish techniques," sagte Jett. "Good call, there ummm.... What is your name comrade?" asked Telow, approving of Jett's plan. "My name? My name is Jett," sagte Jett. "Well, let's give our salutes and praise to Comrade Generalissimo Jett," sagte Telow. The soldiers soon clapped together and Telow pulled Jett up onto the podium, giving him words of good luck. "Well, I am indeed flattered to be called a comrade, and a Generalissimo, but Mehr to the point now, we can't afford to lose track oder let old victories fuel us, that was the past, we must focus mainly on our goal for now, and for the long run. Our goal now is to drive away Dr. Damion's forces so that they leave this camp alone, and for the long run, liberate the earth, as I have heard, also liberate the Jüngtók empire," sagte Jett. "Jüngtók empire sir?" asked Lilly. "Yes, they are an alien race that from gossip, news reports, and the media, have been conquered Von Dr. Damion himself," sagte Jett. "How? That doesn't mean he'll use a cosmic event to destroy us right?" asked Hannah. "No, if he did, he'd destroy the earth," sagte Jett. "That's pretty probable, considering how important this planet is to him anyways, so he'll need to keep sure he doesn't use that kind of attack upon us," sagte Kowalski. "Okay then, let it be at that level, and come on guys, let's go get our weapons," sagte Lilly, getting a key from Gabe. "What're the keys for Gabe?" asked Hannah. "They're to let Du open your assigned locker, which holds your weapons," sagte Gabe. "Oh, I see, which key is mine then?" asked Hannah. "Your key would be for locker B115, don't miss it," sagte Gabe. "No, I promise I won't," sagte Hannah, waving back at Gabe and heading into the weapons hold entrance, then looking through each locker.
As soon as everyone headed to their lockers and grabbed their weapons, they all ran down to the wooden barracks, and held the mounted Pistolen into position. "Ah, I see you're new to these types of weapons?" asked Telow to Private. "Oh, yes, I am, I don't know what these weapons are, they look Mehr advanced and difficult to operate than the last ones I ever used," sagte Private. "Well, let me give Du a quick and fluid tutorial of your weapons," sagte Telow, patting his shoulder. "That would be lovely sir," smiled Private. "Here, this larger automatic assault gewehr is a RTV-235, very effective at long range and accuracy shots, as well as the speed of a sub machine gun, use it to shoot at distant soldiers attacking. How to use it? Easy, Du slide the magazine into place, and then aim through your scope oder your naked eye, then pull the trigger, careful, it may feuer Mehr than once according to how long Du hold the trigger pulled," sagte Telow. "Alright, what about this one?" asked Private, holding up a pistol. "That is a Perto-67, efficient at short range gun shots, can feuer accurately at anyone within forty feet of it, Du use it to defend yourself when the enemy is near, Du shoot it like any other pistol," sagte Telow. "Okay, I got those two brilliant guns, how about these?" asked Private, pointing at saucer-shaped aluminum pieces. "Those are Drelto Saucers, bombs, hehe, Du toss them like disks, after Du push the red button beneath them," sagte Telow. "That's fine then, thank Du Telow sir," sagte Private, smiling. "Heh, what can I say? Us as your Soviet allies, nothing is impossible," sagte Telow, kneeling right Weiter to Private's mounted gun, then tightening a bolt on it with a drill. "What are Du doing now?" asked Private. "I'm merely scoring a bolt Mehr tightly into place so it doesn't go flying when shooting it," sagte Telow.
"There!! Ahead!!" yelled Lilly. "Where?" asked Jett. "Right around those trees, soldiers," sagte Lilly. "Men!! Get ready to fight it out!! These bitches are coming quick, everyone load their weapons!!" called out Gabe. Soon, all the soldiers in the camp began to load their various pistols, rifles, and machine guns. "Get ready, because these guys can really be something out there when they fight it out with another threat," sagte Hannah calmly. "No promises Mrs. Freeze, I can only do what I can oder try to do," sagte Telow, looking blankly back at the opposing army soldiers. "Calm down, we just need Du to simply just get through this alive, then finish it up," sagte Jett. "Alright, they have not attacked yet, but wait for them to do something," sagte Telow, aiming his mounted kanone into place at the center of the army. Just for that brief time, they stood there, like rocks laying on the ground, then, bang, one shot goes off. The action REALLY took setting now, a barrage of bullets and laser ammunitions flying back and forth across armies, the sounds of shells going off overhead and bombs being thrown about. Lilly was shooting with her assault rifle, taking a Sekunde one when the partner Weiter to her was shot dead, then she grabbed her pistol, firing at the soldiers who were climbing the barracks, then, a shell exploded, right over her, she ducked down fast enough to avoid it, but some of her hair became singed with burns. Over at the west side of the barracks, the opposing soldiers were retreating due to the heavy amounts of mounted Pistolen firing back. The Soviet soldiers, then firing against the opposing soldiers, were now throwing mainly bombs at them, then fired at least six unaimed shots at them, repeating the process a few times throughout the battle.
Telow, Hannah, and Jett were now going inside the cabin, taking out opposing soldiers that snuck inside the complex stealing plans. Jett maimed at least six of the intruders, Telow killed two, and Hannah left three with at leadt one missing arm oder leg. "Brezhnev comrade!! Over here!! Gabriel has been hit!!" yelled one of the Russian wolves. "Gabriel!!" yelled Telow, running right to Gabe, then realizing, he was too late, he shots have been fatal, two in the herz and one headshot, Gabe was deceased. "It was, the, headshot, that killed him sir," sagte Private, who was with Gabe when he was struck. "Who did it?!" asked Telow. "I saw him, he was running back to his camp with the other retreating soldiers," sagte Private. "Thank you, now we know where we're going to eliminate the surviving soldiers!!" yelled Telow, yelling as he ran up to his mounted gun and shot down at least eighty five of the remaining ninety two troops on Dr. Damion's army. The Soviets, now at full victory, ran out half of their troops to the camp of Dr. Damion's soldiers, killing all who remained inside, then Telow found the person who killed Gabe, a fearful, cowardly person who had no other chance out in the real world at finding a job besides becoming a troop, this person, Telow felt no sympathy, one shot and it was done, he had avenged his friend, but he was aware it wouldn't bring him back at all. "Come here Lilly," sagte Telow, gesturing Lilly to bring their flag over. Lilly did so, grabbing the red flag, then held it. Telow then sprayed gasoline on the flag in the enemy camp, then burned it, with one strike of the match, he then grabbed the flag from Lilly, chopped down the flagpole, the planted their crimson red and yellow flag right where the enemy flag was, commemorating their victory, and claiming the camp as theirs.
posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Ok so this is set in July 2013, the datum is the 7th. Emma is now 15.)

Emma's eyes opened slowly, and she shuffled out of bett sleepily. The other penguins were already up, and playing cards at the cinder block table, and Von the sounds of it, Rico was winning.

"Morning." Emma managed through a yawn, as she sat down Weiter to Kowalski and hugged him gently. He blushed and hugged her back. Rico made a grossed out noise and turned back to his cards.

"Morning lass, did Du sleep well?" Ashley asked, kindly.

"Pretty well." Emma replied, sipping a glass of milk. "You?"

"Yup, and I was up bright and early...
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posted by Penguinator
“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private sagte as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and teilt, split up, looking for their Weiter victims.

Private stayed in the pinguin HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private sagte in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like Du have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates eye color had shifted from light blue to blood red. “You’re...
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Jane Rizzoli stared out at the sunrise peaking over the tops of the buildings on the city.
"Beautiful morning. Just the perfect Tag to get us all killed Von a psychotic dolphin." she muttered, now an Asian otter, much like Marlene, only with dark brown fur.
"I don't know. it may turn out for the best." says Maura isles, also an Asian Otter, only her pelz was the same shade of red as her human hair.
"Personally, I feel I should've been a dolphin, but if the machine picked badger, then I have no choice, do I?" says Patrick Jane, stepping out of the HQ, talking to Private.
"it's just that... well,...
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"Dammit, Maura! Do i HAVE to do this?" whined Detective Jane Rizzoli, of the Boston Police.
" Yes. Du promised your mother Du would go to this year's family reunion in Central Park." sagte Dr. Maura Isles, forensic anthropolgist for the Boston PD.
" Well I'm not going unless Du come with me!"
" it would be a pleasure. i'd Liebe to go and meet the rest of your family."
" Maura, you're breaking out in hives again. You're lying!"
" it's just that I'm ... not to keen on ... family."
" Oh, after the thing with your birth mother.... i get it."
" I'm still going, to support you. I mean, what with Lydia...
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Emma hopped into Marlene's habitat, and saw that she was cleaning up. She turned around and grinned when she saw her friend.

"Hey Emma, how are you?" Marlene asked, putting a besen away.

"I'm good Marlene." Emma lied. "How are you?" She asked.

"I'm good today, but a little tired, I've been cleaning all day." Marlene explained sitting down and nodding to the sitz Weiter to her, which Emma st down in. Emma was relieved that Marlene didn't notice she lied, even though she usually did.

"So why are Du cleaning everything today?" Emma asked curiously.

"Well because my long Lost cousin Rodrick is coming...
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"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." sagte Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the oben, nach oben of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of Friends not twenty minutes...
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Skipper, the Merida - Legende der Highlands fierce leader, sagte he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest pinguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper sagte shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't Du dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving Weiter to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...
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I vas born on ze 23rd on July, 1990 in a hatchery in Germany., ze son of proud, headstrong Puffins. My parents moved my family to ze Coast of Copenhagen Denmark soon after I was born. One of my earliest memories vas of ze ocean and ze sunset off ze rocks where our nest was. I was... different from ze other puffins my age, in ze sense zhat i vas Mehr bold and daring than they.

My father , Heinrich, saw a spark in my zhat he had not seen since he vas my age. Und so I vas sent to a training camp in the Galapagos to be trained as a solder and a secret agent. I vas ze only papageientaucher, puffin there und so I vas...
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"You did this/" asked James doubtfully
"no but we know who did."said Kristen
"OH! You're one of those stalker/fans!" accused Tom
""Yes and no. We're big Fans of POM, but honestly, do Du think two fourteen Jahr olds could kidnap 4 grown men at the same time, from across the country.?"I said.
"So that's what this is about! The Penguins of Madagascar!" sagte Jeff instantly sounding like Kowalski
"If Du wanted an autograph, Du could have smiled and sagte Please. Bringing us here was a bit of a waste of time." sagte James switching to Private.
"did Du think that we wouldn't guess what you're doing?"...
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(the irony)

Me: *gasp*

in summer camp

Kowlaksi: no!

there is something

Doris: *screams*

that is most feared

Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*

jelousy

Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!

so beware

Joanna: eek!

oder she will come and get you

Kowalski: what kind of logic are Du talking about? hat makes not sense!

In The Death Of Doris The delphin

Everyone: *scream*

End Of Trailer.

(scary huh? .FT.)

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     "Lexii!" a voice whispered from somewhere above her. She puffed up her tail and curled up tighter, being slowly pulled back into sleep. "Lexii!!" the voice whispered again.  She groaned and turned over on her back, half opening her eyes. 
   "What the-?!?" she panicked opening her eyes wide. Above her, two yellow-orange eyes peered down at her. They narrowed as a toothy grin sliced through the darkness. 
   Narrowing her own eyes she curled her fist and took a swing, schaukel at the thing. She didn't make full contact but managed to knock it over as she pounced to her feet. 
   The thing...
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chapter seventeen: (no Mehr POV'S)
rune and sine ran after sophie. the three had been playing tigether the whole day.

inside the penguins had called CC, amber, macie, jade, bandit and mech-skipper to a meeting.
"i just dont get it," kowalski complained.
"what?" CC asked, "the fact that ghosts eren't real, but hee we are fighting ghosts in a haunted house?" she snapped, looked meanly at amber.
"hey, dont blame me, i had two choices. here, oder Disney land," amber sat back in her chair.
"i would have much rathered Disney land than this!" bndit complained.
"calm down," skipper ordered, "im sure macie has...
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    Lexii was relaxing on the bamboo lawnchair in the lemur habitat, enjoying the balmy day. She closed her eyes and folded her snowy white paws across her stomache. Such a peaceful day.
  "Leeeexxxiiiii!!!!!!!!" Mort yelled as he jumped onto the lawnchair. Lexii half-opened one eye and looked at mort. So much for a peacefull day. Mort sat on her ankles and smiled. "Leeeexxxiiiii!!!! Can we play hide and seek?????? Im bored!" Mort batted his huge eyes at her. Lexii smiled and scooped him up into her arms and tickled his tummy. "Sure Mort! Mabey we can get Julien and Maurice to play too."...
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She kept running then her broken leg buckled and she fell over. She army crawled and her head hit something. She looked up. Some feathers were in her eyes. She flicked her head and blew them back but they fell. Sindaj had bumped into Hans the Puffin. She painfully climbed to her feet. Hans had a neck brace on and was breathing through a tube. Sindaj's left leg wobbled slightly. "Miss Sindaj... I see Du survived" he croaked. Sindaj did a cocky smile. "and I see I crushed your throat. Breathing all right there? You're lucky I didnt squeeze all the life out of you" she said. Hans growled and...
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(12:00am in Central Park Zoo)

Skipper: *yawn* Ok boys whats the plan for making sure alice doesn't know we're gone to the North Pole

Kowalski: Skipper I have no idea why we're going to the North Pole but I could build some robots that act exactly like us

Skipper: great oh and we are going there to reason with Santa and his little reindeer and elves

Private: can we go see hunter and cupid!! :D

Skipper: uhhhhh maybe

Private: yay!!!

Rico: nort pole! nort pole!

Kowalski: Skipper it could take 5 days to build the robots and it could take hours setting it up

Skipper: then we leave Weiter week

Kowalski: maybe...
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"I got your fillets sir!!" sagte Icicle excitably. "Not right now child, be off with you," sagte Dr. Damion sternly. "Why is that?" asked Icicle. "I am busy adding revisions and editing to my original blueprints, it has to be a flawless device," sagte Dr. Damion. "Your flying saucer? Why a saucer? That's so old school when it comes to technology," sagte Icicle, eating one of the fillets. "Alright then little blue, lets see Du build this and be better than mine!!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Okay okay!! I was just joking, sheesh," sagte Icicle, carting off the trolley of fillets. "General!!" yelled Dr....
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"Are Du feeling okay right now Lilly? Blanket the right temperature? kissen fluffed good enough? Mattress adjusted properl-" sagte Skipper. "I MAY BE PREGNANT BUT I'M NOT HELPLESS!!!!" yelled Lilly. "Oh, excuse me then, but I'm just being a gentleman, besides, it's rude to push a pregnant lady around," sagte Skipper, lightly patting her slightly bulged stomach. "That's fine, but don't be so overly dainty about it, Von god that gets miserably annoying," sagte Lilly. "How long have Du known?" asked Skipper. "For about a week now, the egg should be out in a few days, maybe a couple weeks," said...
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"Are Du alright sir?" asked General Martón. Dr. Damion got up, wiping a slight blade of sweat on his forehead. "I'm fine, general, just, fix up the engine room, NOW," sagte Dr. Damion. "Aye sir," sagte General Martón obediently. "It seems they thought I would be in a hangover, haha, how WRONG they are!!" sagte Dr. Damion, smiling evilly. He saw his goblet and tossed it aside. "I should've known not to trust that deceitful little brat!!" yelled Dr. Damion, taking a picture of Hannah and tearing it to pieces, then eating them. "I know they have Johnston!! Of course they do!! I'm so close to the...
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"Now men, we gotta start training here, in order for us to be as good as the Mexican arsenal, we must train just as they do, we must put ourselves through immense pain and suffering, but it will pay off when we march to the fortress, are we all clear?" asked Alvandier. "YES SIR!!" yelled the army in unison. Private looked around at both fields where the two forces were training. In the east, the Mexican arsenal was already starting to train. Their methods were very successful, as it appeared to Private, they teilt, split the Arsenal into two teams, one would fight the other, and the winners get to...
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"We will take our lower ranking men out to rescue Private, I'm sorry recruits, either we fail Private now, and save him after we Mitmachen the Mexican arsenal, oder we save him now, and faiil later, in which we ALL go into Damion's prison. Is it agreeable?" asked Alvandier. "Aye sir!!" saluted the recruits. "So do Du think they'll all come back alive Alvandier?" asked Hannah. "Hmmmm.... I Liebe this story. From what I recall from my experience in the Chilean War, not everyone will get out of this mission, back at the Chilean war, it was just bombs, tactics, and hordes of Chilean Burkshas. In this...
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