Mary Sue Spoofs

Elena opened her eyes and sat up. One thing was certain. This was not her room. Neither was it Damon’s. A picture of her and Stefan told her this was Stefan’s room. She got up and regretted it the moment she stood on her feet. Her head bounced, everything was blurry and she got so dizzy she had to sit down again. And on oben, nach oben of that her stomach was twisting around. Then she remembered the state she was in. This was just one of the symptoms…Wait, Caroline didn’t say anything about feeling nauseous.
“Hey, I cleaned your sheets” Damon sagte in the doorway. He noticed Elena’s pale face....

Sakura's P.O.V.

"Naruto there Du are" I said. "Yeah I'm here now let's get going" he said. "Ok lets find Sasuke and the others." "Why" he asked. The Frage took me off guard "so we can defeat this creature" I reminded him. "We can't defeat him" he said."Did Naruto just-" I started. "No don't be silly" I told myself "Naruto would never give up."

A few Minuten Later

Soon most of us were reunited but everyone was Schauspielen strange. Hinata was being really mean, Sasuke was holding a dirty piece of paper and Schauspielen as if it were valuable,Konohomaru didn't want anyone having fun, and Naruto had given...

“I can do this all night long, Du know” Charlene sagte a little bored. She had been cutting into Tyler’s body if she felt he wasn’t answering her Fragen in all honesty. And so far he hadn’t any answered any Frage in all honesty. “I’m wondering” she sagte slowly and sinister. “if you’d be so unwilling if it were Caroline hanging here”
“If Du touch her I’m going to rip your head off!” Tyler snapped threatening.
“Yeah, good look with that” Charlene replied sarcastically, with a look at the chains. “Okay, I’ll make it easy for you. Answer one Frage and...

Chapter 3


I've never had a dream like this befor. It was dark, everything was black. I turned and walked for hours and when i called no one responded to me, only my echo. After hours of walking around i found a mirror and what I saw was horrible. It was me.. but i wasnt awake. My eyes were purple like someone gave me 2 black eyes. I was so pale. My blonde shiny hair was a dull looking yellow. My brown eyes were sad, dull brown, like a baum after it rains and it has no leaves to protect itself. I gently and slowly touched the mirror. Then it shattered.

I woke up startled and confused. Du know...

Mrs. Jones tried to get up, but Cas pushed her back down on the chair. “Meg, why don’t Du go check the car? I’m sure there’s some useful stuff in there”
“Be right back” Meg smiled and she went away.
“You don’t have to do this” Mrs. Jones insisted. “You can take your girl and leave and we can all pretend Du were never here”
“You like to pretend, don’t you?” Cas noted. He heard the door close and Meg running back into the kitchen, holding up ropes.
“Is this useful?” she smirked. Cas nodded with his head and Meg walked to him.
“Tie her hands to the arm-rests”...

Meg opened the door to their new house and threw the keys on the table. Cas hadn’t sagte a word during the whole ride. Weiter to the house they had also gotten the car and somehow both Cas and Meg received their driving license.
“I’ll see if I can make any dinner” Meg sagte tired.
“Why? Are Du trying to poison me?” Cas asked accusatory. Meg didn’t even bother answering that, but went to the kitchen.
Cas followed her. “What are Du going to cook?” he asked, being his normal self now.
“I don’t know” Meg shrugged. “I’ll just throw a few things together”
“Did Du ask...

Cas was sitting on the hospital tabelle and the doctor was doing some basic examinations. Checking his eyes, checking his ears, checking his throat, taking his blood pressure, listening to his heart.
“Seems all very normal, Mr. Novak” Dr. Spencer said. “So, you’re not feeling very well” he continued and he was going to say more, when Cas interrupted him.
“Do Du think I’d be here if I were feeling good?” he snapped demeaning.
“Cas!” Meg hissed between her teeth. “Don’t be such a jerk”
“We’re not supposed to be here” Cas objected hostile. “Anna gave us the specific...

Isabel opened Cas’ cell and nodded with her head. “Get out. You’re free to go” she said. Cas frowned and got up from the ground he had been sitting on. “You found the culprit? Who is it?” he wanted to know.
“That’s none of your business” Isabel said. “Hurry up a little, I got work to do”
Cas walked out of the cell and stared at the inspector.
“Your Friends are waiting” Isabel said. Cas wanted to leave, but she took his arm. “Don’t forget me just yet. If Du even put a toe over the line, I will know it and I will find you”
Cas nodded and she let him go.
Outside Sam...

The fanfiction lingo (I do not own any of these words. Plus, i did not feel like getting them all, as some are unimportant, so Du can go Suchen it up yourself if Du feel that this is an unfinished list):

Fandom: The whole thing that Du are a Fan of.

O.C.: Original Character (one that Du make up to Mitmachen in with other characters in your fanfics).

O.O.C.: Out Of Character.

I.C.: In Character.

Crackfics: Zufällig ridiculous stories.

Squee: Really entertaining/funny stories.

Woobie: A woobie is a character that elicits the sympathy of the reader, often because the character has experienced excessive...