Walt from "Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost"

Elijah grabbed Rebekah’s throat as he put himself up.
“Where is Niklaus?” he asked shaking with fury. Rebekah took Elijah’s squeezing hand and pulled it away.
“You’re weak. Du need to regain strength” she sagte strict and bossy.
“What I need is to find Niklaus and put that dagger in his heart” Elijah objected.
“I’m with Elijah on this one” Katherine sagte and Elijah turned his head to her slowly. “Elena?” Katherine shook her head. “Katerina” Elijah realized. “You stand Von my sister as she gives me my life back…and yet I don’t see Du shiver with fear. Perhaps...

Daphne heard a key and she looked up. A few Sekunden later Zoey appeared in the living room.
“Hi, sis” Zoey sagte casual, like nothing had happened.
Daphne didn’t know what to say and even if she would, she was too angry to talk.
“I have to change my outfit” Zoey said, jerking the hospital clothes she was wearing. “Would Du mind if I borrow something from you?”
She wanted to walk upstairs when Daphne finally sagte something.
“Are Du really going to pretend nothing happened? Du killed our brother and Du put the blame on me! Why?”
Zoey turned around. “You want to know why? Before...

Bonnie pushed Damon over the porch into her house. He walked ahead to the kitchen, Bonnie behind him. He turned around and saw the furious expression on her face. In other circumstances he would’ve made a sarcastic comment, but the way things were now, Damon knew the best thing was to keep his mouth shut. “I thought we had an agreement” she sagte slowly and threatening while she came closer to Damon. “You wouldn’t drink any human blood” she continued. Damon frowned his eyebrows frustrated. “You sagte that, I never sagte I agreed” Bonnie widened her eyes and Damon wouldn’t have...

‘Cas? I know Du can hear me, so don’t ignore my calls. I know you’re having a hard time right now and no one blames you. But we need you. We need your help. It’s not your fault, okay? But Du have to get back here”
Cas heard Sam’s call perfectly as he stared into Andy’s face. Andy looked from Cas to Zoey.
“What the hell happened here?” he sagte breathing fast.
“I killed her” Cas confessed.
“I can see that” Andy sagte shocked. He kneeled Weiter to the body. “Did anyone see Du come in?”
“I don’t think so” Cas said.
“Good” Andy said. “Go”
“What?” Cas...

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I sagte it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before Du think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH Du ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which Du can read here,

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Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the Autor knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...