Ji Yeon from "Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost"

The Weiter morning
Jeremy stumbled off the stairs; he probably would’ve fallen down if he hadn’t hold on to the banisters. Coffee, he needed coffee and lots of it. He staggered to the küche and opened the cupboard to get out a cup. He managed to take three out and watched them shatter into pieces on the floor.
“Damnit” he sagte and he ducked to collect the fragments. He picked one and naturally cut his hand. “Shit” he cursed.
“It’s never a good idea to swear in the very early morning” Alaric entered the küche and noticed the glass and the blood. “Does it hurt?” he asked...

Requested by: Sasha/Alphawhitewolf.
*Laughs* SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE! Jesus I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

*Breathes* Seriously though guys, there is a saying, "Be careful what Du wish for, because it just might come true."

I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a Sonadow Fan fiction. And since Du guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)

Let's take a look at the Fanfiction called Faker.

While not as bad as the atrocity Creation Of A Dry Bones, this is one of those Fanfictions so bad it's hilarious.

Believe me though when I say it's miles better than the last...

•Owner rights to D.C. Comic characters: warner bros•

•i do not own any character Right involved in this story this is purely fanfic.•

•Background image owner:
Troianocomics•

•Storyline belongs to:
Queen Mary•

•Story opening: A history lesson in the past. The opening Prologue:•

Kalya Ren Kent Wyane is the child of Clark Kent aka Superman and Dina prince aka Wonder Woman. She was born right after her older brother Vince aka Sun-Ray who is also a Justice League member and hero ,and after the death of her late sister Kiki. Kalya is known as a very strong , clever young woman she has...

Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic Yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a Tag like no other. everyone sagte hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...

(Some viewers may find this disturbing, viewer discretion advised. And I apologize if I spelled anything wrong.)

What the heck guys, what the hell! I didn't know humanity was so fu*ked up! I am warning Du right now, this Fanfiction is very disturbing, it is intensely SCARY, and actually made me vomit AND it gave me a nightmare. Today in Toxic Fanfic Reviews, we are starting out with a bang, with,,,,,,,,,,,, Creation Of A Dry Bones, a Mario Fanfiction Von the demented, I don't know his name, the Fanfic was so Arceus Awful that Fanfic.Net Took it down. Enough Messing around, because I may be...

Elena was standing in front of Alaric’s loft. oder should she say Stefan’s? Doesn’t matter. She was at the place where Stefan and Rebekah were hooking up, maybe even having a threesome with Katherine, and she was about to end. Before she knocked she thought about how she would convince Stefan about Rebekah’s true colors. On her way here she had come up with a few ideas.
She could just drag him out of the house, abduct him. Because human girls are so much stronger than vampires.
She could just tell him the truth. “Sorry, Stefan, but your girlfriend is a lying hündin who’s using you...

*tears* Gaz break my arm back in "stop moving cry baby" she sagte not even caring if I was hurt "you heal...". If your saying how this happen... Well that's for a new time from the past when I started fighting the 3 worm baby's... "ok this will do for now so rest" Gaz sagte in Lil anger for the 3 worm baby's doing this to me... "see bad I told you, Du suck at fighting those 3 girls... Hmm" yeah she's right I didn't knew how powerful they were "maybe if we think of a plan to take them out but for now rest"

I can't even Bewegen my broken arm... I look at Gaz.. She was very pretty for a human... But...

When that nasty Skool was done I walk Home alone like always.. I guess people sAy I'm a freak even tho they ugly heh stupid humans won't know what hit them when I have my plans settle and ready to rule this earth and all humans will BOW! to me hmm it's getting dark "hey bad Hey wait up"

I turn around to see the worm baby Cry running to me than stop and walk Weiter to me.. "what do Du want human?..." she look at me and smile "I just wanted to walk with Du to your place I think it's nice if I came along with Du till Du reach home" I look at her than back to the roads "and why is that.. No body...

What if Arthur hadn't banished Guinevere from Camelot when he had found her in the arms of his most trusted friend? What if he was persuaded Von his advisers to have her executed the following day?
-One shot story, for Mehr Suchen Livi4eva Fanfiction and click on 'Goodbye my love'. Please read, Fan and Kommentar if Du like :)

GOODBYE MY LOVE

Her eyes filled with tears as she watched the two men she loved fight to the death. The sound of metal clashing together rose in pitch and echoed in the great hall. Soon the two men stepped back and circled each other while exchanging glares. The sweat on their...

Present Day
Jeremy was brushing his teeth when he saw Anna’s reflection in the mirror. He should have startled, but he just spit out the toothpaste and washed his mouth. “When I turn around you’ll be gone, won’t you?” he said. He saw Anna shrugging her shoulders. “You’ll never know if Du don’t try” she said. Jeremy turned around and to his surprise Anna was still standing Von the window-ledge. “How is this possible?” Jeremy asked. “How can Du be standing there while I know you’re dead? I saw how they took you. And Damon sagte they killed you” Anna looked down. “Damon...

One Tag after Stefan has joined Klaus.

Damon was lying in his bed, his eyes closed, when a shadow came over him. Soft lips touched his and he opened his eyes, staring at the brown ones of the woman he had loved for many years. He knew it was her; the other girl wouldn’t be so playful, especially not now her boyfriend was gone.
“Get off” Damon said, not in the least impressed Von her lack of clothing. She held her head diagonally and put a teasing smile on her face. “Damon, Damon, Damon, Du should know better than to say no to me. Du know how … vicious I get when I don’t get what...

Smile Von Avril Lavigne

Fanfiction.net version Von me!

You know that I write fanfics,

I post what I want when I feel like it,

All I want to do is lose control (oh oh)

But Du don’t really care about it,

You review and subscribe and Favorit it,

Cuz Du read whatever that gets post(ed)


You sagte ‘what’s

This story’,

It took one look,

And now we’re not the same,

Yeah Du sagte ‘what’,

And since that day,

You turned obsessed and you’re the one to blame,

Yeah.


And that's why... I write,

It's been a while,

Since one of my fanfics have had actually been read…

And now,

You turn it all around,

And suddenly...

February 14, 2017.

It all started like a normal couple, Bob Himb was doing a video with FluxxHd.
They were playing Gmod, but it wasn’t a normal day, it was February 14.
FluxxHd sagte something he would never say he said, “Hey BB want to go with me to the cosplay convention”, Bob Himb yelled in a seducing voice, Bob Himb “Oh yes, I will dress up like your logo”. Bob Himb quick traveled to FluxxHD’s house, after he got their Fluxx was in a bunny sexy suit, Bob Himb sagte to him in a turn on voice, “Hey bon-bon, Du ready?”, Fluxx Responded in a Zeigen off voice “Yes babe” After...

(So what Du are about to read was mainly inspired to me Von a very weird yet interesting dream. I know that virtually every single time I make one of these, something goes wrong, but I have good faith that I can continue this one to the best of my ability. So, without further ado, let's get started.)

Tick, Tock...Tick, Tock...

BZZZZZZT!!

#1: AUGH! *Falls out of bed*

#1: Jesus, I thought I got rid of this stupid alarm clock...Always frightens the living hell outta me!

#2: Du should be complaining, Miles. I sleep right Weiter to it!

#1/Miles: True, James. But still, whose idea was this anyway? Ah, never...

(I never got around to finishing this and I doubt I ever would've. It's a shame that my laziness got to me because this was actually pretty good in my eyes. Oh well, hope Du enjoy what's in here right now. XD)

(This is a parody of the famous Dr. Seuss book named "The butter Battle Book" that I worked on around 2 months ago.)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..

Whoops, wrong series. GODDAMNIT!

Anyways, it was a peaceful and sunny Tag in the town of Cityville, (I’m serious. XD) When all of a sudden….

……

When all of a sudden……

…..

I SAID, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!

FINALLY! :D

I mean,...

WARNING: Exciplit content for first paragraph. Viewer discretion is highly advised.

Shadow continuosly kept thinking about Silver and picturing him in his mind, that it made him kind of horny. "No...." He grumbled, feeling a tickle in his stomach. Shadow teleported to his room, taking his skates off. He immediately started to jack off, moaning with pain. "I can't.... stop!" Shadow groaned. He finally stopped, realizing white substance had been spilled on his rug. No, not milk, his cum. Shadow widened his eyes at the white liquid, getting paper towels and rubbing them on the rug, cleaning up...

While Cas put his clothes back on Meg wrapped the sheets around her and walked towards the door.
“Where Du going?” Cas asked.
“Going to take a look in Heather’s wardrobe. I don’t like these clothes” Meg replied and she left the room. Cas took advantage of Meg’s absence to look around in the room. He lifted the mattress, opened the closets and threw all its content on the floor. He pulled the drawers open and threw them on the bed.
“Where is it, Heather? Where do Du keep it?” Cas mumbled as he kept looking.
Meg opened the closet in Heather’s bedroom and checked her wardrobe....

Meg had stayed behind in the hospital after Jo had advised her to get a checkup. She wasn’t injured like Cas, but she had still been in ice cold water and she had been in contact with electricity. So, a checkup wouldn’t hurt.
The doctor draw some blood.
“How long have Du been feeling sick?” he asked.
“Since now, really” Meg answered in full honesty. “One moment I’m feeling fine, the Weiter I’m running off to the bathroom, puking my guts out”
“Do Du get stressed easy?” the doctor asked.
“No” Meg responded. “I don’t know. I’m not really familiar with emotions”...

Meg banged the door of Heather’s studio. After what seemed like forever, the light in the hallway was switched on and Heather opened the door. She was wearing a grey dressing-gown, her hair was very messy and she rubbed her eyes.
“Meg? What are Du doing here? Do Du know what time it is?” Heather mumbled sleepy.
“I need your help. Can I come in?” Meg asked agitated and before Heather could decline she already entered. “You gave me something to get through my first night. It really helped and I was wondering…”
“If I have more? Of course I do, but couldn’t Du wait until morning?...