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Review by Mingsunchao1824 posted vor einem Monat
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Family Guy is great Zeigen but like most long running tv shows it starts to decline. What the Zeigen needs to do is to fully develop into a Zeigen with many genres like action,sci-fi, psychological, and thriller instead of comedy all the time. The episodes need unexpected twists to destroy the status quo and create a series of continuing events and have the characters go rogue against the writers in an all-out war with fuchs for nearly ruining the Zeigen in the first place. The Zeigen needs intelligent and creative ideas to make the Zeigen better again especially nowadays. The Zeigen needs A+ episodes to be Mehr relatable and sophisticated towards the audience. The Animation quality needs to be Mehr organic and 3D. The characters deserve better voice actors to make sound Mehr soothing and cool. Family Guy should be smart like South Park but smarter to compete with Rick and morty but million times ahead in storytelling and abandon all the flaws in the writing. It definitely Lost its edge but it still has potential to make drastic changes for the better.
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted vor einem Monat
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• Third dimensional qualities – Emotions, thoughts, attitudes and spirituality.
• Fourth dimensional qualities – Time. Their past history, the present and the future. The writers seriously need to fix everything on the Zeigen and reinvent the character's growth in development. Seth shouldn't get rid of all the worst writers of the Zeigen and hire new writers with updated storytelling and quality structure. The characters deserves original elements and arcs in the show. Du need to fix every single flaw 100% of your content. Serializing the Zeigen would be refreshing change. The writers need to think Mehr deeply about what's lacking in their storylines like adding depth towards the characters and focus on building positive continuity. Avoid errors at all cost and remember to make every character likable. Social commentary is really important. Du need a point in all of your episodes to appeal to the audience. High quality Animation needs to be in the Zeigen to improve on the hi-definition market. No cutaway gags for good. New original jokes and no tasteless fart humor.
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Fan fiction by Courtneyfan6 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Goodmorning
[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his Friends dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way, It's too late to say good night!
Joe: [shouts at Quagmire] SO SAY GOOD MORNIN'!
Quagmire: AHH! [starts sobbing] Good mornin'! [everyone continues dancing] Sunbeams will soon smile through
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[the song ends, but Stewie pops out from behind the couch and continues Von himself]
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Fan fiction by BrianGsBrother posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Name:Braie And Stewn (will be finished)
Description:Stewie Builds A Machine That Can Swap Minds,And Stewie And Brian Trip In To It.
()=Info []=Actions {}=Commercail Break <>=Note
(Shows Griffin House Then Cuts To Stewie's Room) Stewie:Your Not My Boss Rupert,I Wont Give It A bow Tie. [Brian Walks In]Stewie:Oh,Hey Brian,I Just Finished My Device. Brian:I Just Got A Pie From The Kitchen,You Wanna Piece? Stewie:Sure,But Can Du Get Some Cool Whhip On It? Brian Yea Su-Did Du Do,--Do That On Perpose? Stewie:Do Whhat On Perpose? Brian:You Did Again,Why Are Du Putting Emposis On The H? Stewie:Im Not,Im Just Sayin,You Can't Have A Pie Without Cool Whhip.
Brian:Whip. Stewie:Whhip. Brian:Whip. Stewie:Whhip. Brian:Say Cool. Stewie:Cool. Brian:Now Say Whip. Stewie:Whip. Brian:Now Say Cool Whip. Stewie:Cool Whhip. Du Know What,Forget It. Anyway,What Did Du Make? Stewie:A Mind Swaper. Brian:Swaper Who Says That?!?! Stewie:It Does'nt Matter. Any way,It Can Swap Minds. Brian:hmm. I found a bone in the yard. [Brian Drops Bone And Walks Forward,Hits Stewie,And Knocks Them Both Into The Mind Swaper.They Fall Out.] Brian In Sbv<stewie's body and...
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Article by BrianGsBrother posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Peter:Oh Yeah,I Know All About The F-C-C!()=not part of the song)
Bum Buh Dum Dum Duh
Peter:They Will Clean Up All Your Taking In A Menace Such As This-
Brian:They Will Make Du Take A Tinkle When Du Wanna Take A Piss
Stewie:And They'll Make Du Call Follachio(i dont know what that is)A hosen, hose Friendly Kiss!
All:Its The Plain Situation! There's No Negotiation! Peter:With The Fellas At the Freakin' FCC!
Brian:There As Stuffy As The Stuffiest Of Speical Intrest Groups
Peter:Make A Joke About Your Bouls And They'll Order In The Troops!
Stewie:Any Baby With A Brain Could Tell Them Everybody Poops!
All:Take A Tip,Take A Lesson!You'll Never Win Von Messin'
Peter:With The Fellas At The Freakin' FCC!
Peter:And If Du Find Your Self With Some Young Sexy Dane...You'll Have To Do Her With Your Ding-A-Ling!!!!Cause' Du Can't Say Penis
Peter:So They Sent This Little Warning Their Prepared To Do Their Worst...
Brian:And They Stuck It In Your Mail Box Hoping Du Could Be Co-Hersed(Dont Know What It Means)
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Review by SweetCookieable posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Did Du noticed that? Here is my "philosophical" interpretation of this magnificent cartoon.
Peter is "Carefree", loves to have fun in the pub, outlandish business with friends, not thinking of anything problematic, good Essen and resting on the couch watching TV.But he's also "Authority",at the end all revolves around what he does. And when it comes to family and friends, is Mehr than ready to lend a hand, sometimes with incredible steadfastness and affection.
Lois is "Responsibility",is a Mehr attentive parent than Peter, strives to understand the children even when the Ansichten are divergent. In addition, it is often her giving inputs to Peter in the decisive moments for their family.But she's also "Pleasure," she cheated on Peter on several occasions, made use of Spinelli and Mehr generally, is aware of her beauty and full of complacency in being courted and coveted as one of the most attractive women in Quahog.
Meg is "Repulsion", no one seems to really appreciate her, is considered wrongly ugly and insignificant, and often people fail to capture the sweetness inside of her. This makes Meg often gray and sad, and this only increases this sense of...
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Fan fiction by Hades332 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ \ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on couch watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do Du really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s not exactly an academic.
[Dianne narrows eyes] Dianne: Now onto Ollie Williams, who’s on the front line to deliver the story.
Tom: What’s it like out there, Ollie?
[Dianne narrows eyes again]

[Cuts to middle of city. Shows Ollie in a gas protection suit.]
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Opinion by bratzdolly11 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. Du see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score Von dashing between the creases, provided the gatter, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality Zeigen on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I don’t know math.
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy, “The KISS Seen ’Round the World”
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do Du know my language?
-Family Guy, “The Story on Page 1”

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
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Opinion by SickBucket posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian oder bi but Du have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just Liebe Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this Du are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are Du typing this???????
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Article by lilylove89 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Family Guy is an American animated Fernsehen series created Von Seth MacFarlane for the fuchs Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The Zeigen is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived Von MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films' protagonist, Larry, and his dog, Steve, and renamed them Peter and Brian, respectively. MacFarlane pitched a seven-minute pilot to fuchs on May 15, 1998. The Zeigen was gegeben the green light and started production. Shortly after the third season of Family Guy aired in 2001, fuchs canceled the series. However, favorable DVD sales and high ratings for syndicated reruns on Adult Swim convinced the network to renew the Zeigen in 2004.
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Article by Robssesed posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, Du knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?

Peter: So what!? So let's dance!

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell Du the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.

Mickey: Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.

Look to the ground when their dad passes by

Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, fight for his honor and then start to cry!
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Article by Robssesed posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: Du will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if Du mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If Du been so stiff they thought Du died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a bibliothek book out and I fells asleep Lesen it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Tag I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house
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Article by Robssesed posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make Du take a tinkle when Du want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make Du call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win Von messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if Du find yourself with some Du sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause Du can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping Du could be co-erced
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Guide by Robssesed posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if Du
would
When I tell Du every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all Du need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There Du go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
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Opinion by pauloc posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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What is the deal with the character from Family guy Stewie? Obviously he is a baby. A very intelligent and diabolical baby. This Fernsehen program has raised Mehr than a few questions, and supplied limited Antwort not to mention, quite a bit of controversy.

OK, we all saw the episode where Stewie turns a Jahr old, so it is not a huge surprise that he speaks (even though he sounds Mehr like a thirty Jahr old), but why does he have a British accent, when the family lives in Rhode Island, in the United states? Anyone who has heard a Rhode Island accent, oder for that matter any New England accent can see just how funny this truly is. Also Brian can understand him, but no one else can? oder are they just ignoring the little dictator in the making?

Why is Stewie intent on killing Lois? Why does he really hate her so much? In fact does he really hate her at all? We have probably all seen the episodes that suggest that he does not. In fact, perhaps he is desperately in need of her love. It seems that the story line has suggested this on at least several occasions.
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Fan fiction by Courtney370 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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The Tag All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your bett and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! sagte Peter As He Was In The bett With Lois. Ok Dad! sagte Chris. Chris Got Out Of His bett and Went To The Living Room To Play Videos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. sagte Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. sagte Meg. Yeah But Do Du Know What Today Is? sagte Peter. What? sagte Meg. Fart Day!! sagte Peter As He Farted In Meg's Face. No Dad!! sagte Meg As She Run Around The House. Come Back Here. I'm Get Du Yeah I'm Going Got To Get You. sagte Peter. Blaaaa!! sagte Meg As She Throw Up On The Living Room Carpet. Oh Meg On The Living Room Carpet. sagte Peter. Lois Comes Down To The Living Room With Her Holding Stewie In Her Arm. Oh My God!! Meg Are Okay? sagte Lois Looks Like Someone Is Going To Clean Up That Puke. sagte Stewie No Dad Fart In My Face In My Bed. sagte Meg Peter!! sagte Lois What I Was Just Teaching Her That Everyone Farts. sagte Peter Du Farted In My Face. sagte Meg Meg Go To Your Room!!...
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Opinion by dyannnn posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hey Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

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Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When Du Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded Von the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie Liebhaber with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
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Opinion by dyannnn posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hey Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When Du Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded Von the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie Liebhaber with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
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Review by conniewrites posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch datum to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the menu in perfect French and caught the waiters’ wineglasses in mid-fall. So Brian attempts to cease a most opportune moment to prove himself Von deliberately tripping the waiter. But of course, he does not catch the wineglasses; instead he catches a stem of a glass and falls to the ground with the waiter and all broken glasses. Naturally the waiter had a prior surgery on his elbow and wasn’t even supposed to be in work that Tag (according to him)...
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Guide by 768 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Season 5

Disc 1

01. PTV
02. Brian Goes Back to College
03. The Courtship Of Stewie's Father
04. The Fat Guy Strangler
05. The Father The Son And The Holy Fonz

Disc 2

06: Brian Sings and Swings
07: Patriot Games
08: I Take The Quagmire
09: Sibling Rivalry
10: Deep Throats

Disc 3

11: Peterotica
12: Du May Now KISS The... UH... Guy Who Receives
13: Petergeist
14: The Griffin Family History


Season 6

Disc 1

01: Stewie Loves Lois
02: Mother Tucker
03: Hell Comes To Quahog
04: Saving Pivate Brian
05: Whistle While Your Wife Works
06: Prick Up Your Ears

Disc 2

07: Chick Cancer
08: Barely Legal
09: Road To Rupert
10: Peter's Two Dads
11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
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Guide by 768 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Season 2 - disc 1

1: Da Boom
2: Brian In Love
3: I am Peter, Hear me Roar
4: A picture is worth 1000 bucks
5: Fifteen Minuten of Shame
6: Road to Rhode Island
7: Lets go to the Hop
8: Dammit Janet!

Season 2 - disc 2

9: There's Something About Paulie
10: He's Too Sexy For His Fat
11: E. Peterbus Unum
12: The Story On Page One
13: Wasted Talent
14: Fore Father
15: When Du wish upon a weinstien


Season 3 - disc 1

1: The Thin White Line
2: Brian Does Hollywood
3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
4: One If Von Clam, Two if Von Sea
5: And the Wiener is...
6: Death Lives
7: Lethal Weapons

Season 3 - disc 2

8: The KISS seen Around the World
9: Mr. Saturday Night
10: A fisch out of Water
11: Emission Impossible
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Opinion by docarzt posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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In the tradition of the "Nuts!" campaign that compelled CBS to resurrect Jericho Von shipping hundreds of pounds of nuts to CBS's corporate offices, link has begun a movement targeted towards the networks and the AMPTP to urge them, through the nuisance of Fan activism, to bring the strike to an end so our Favorit show(s) can Bewegen forward.

Our plan is to have fans, as many as we can get, to mail the studio head of their choice a lovely, but very inexpensive, Roller schlittschuh, skate charm. A "Cheap Skate" for a bunch of Cheap Skates.

For this effort to work, we need to bring national attention to it. Du can help Von digging this article:

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And of course telling Fans everywhere to visit, sign up, and speak out at link.
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