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Tim: This is the Weiter song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a wolke of dust as they schlagen, punsch each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porzellan figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if Du want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our Zeigen is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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Twilight, Master Sword, and Captain Jefferson: *Watching Gordon, and James argue*
Gordon: I'm the greatest engine ever.
James: No. I am!
Henry: Duh, can I play?
Gordon & James: No!
James: I'm the greatest!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: You're wrong. *Points to a Big Boy locomotive* That's the greatest engine ever. Pierce Hawkins here everyone, but Du can call me Hawkeye. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S this week. Tonight, we start with back to back episodes of...

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Hawkeye: And then we got....

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas &...

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Sean: *Looks at a grey hedgehog who looks just like him* Your name wouldn't happen to be Sean too, would it?
Sean The Hedgehog: It is. What a pleasure to meet you. I'll be back, I gotta insult Saten Twist, because he's playing as Alex Trebek.
Gordon: *Standing near a yard tower*
Hawkeye: What are Du doing?
Gordon: Waiting.
Hawkeye: For what?
Gordon: *Gets hit a 2 ton bag of salt* Wrong pony!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Sorry!
Double Scoop: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. Our final two shows for the Tag are...

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
My Little Pornstar - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Double Scoop:...

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Hawkeye: *Sitting at the station with Coffee Creme* When does our train get here?
Coffee Creme: Not sure.
Sean: *Passes by, pulling seven passenger cars*
Hawkeye: That definitely was not our train.
Tim: *Sitting in the M4 police car with Julia* When are we getting some action?
Julia: Soon.
Double Scoop: Ice cream anyone?
Twilight: Man, I hate ice cream!
Double Scoop: *Pulls a lever*
Twilight: *Falls through a hole*
Double Scoop: That's what happens when Du tell me Du hate ice cream. I'm Double Scoop, and I'm hosting this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. To get things starting,...

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Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many Fragen do Du have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the Sekunde half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, Du stupid engine!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh...

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Hawkeye: *Hears the song playing*
Tim: Okay, who turned on that song?
Tom: Get something better on for crying outloud!!
Mortomis: Yeah!
Captain Jefferson: Fine. *Switches the song*

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Captain Jefferson: Du don't know good Musik when Du hear it.
Percy: We're back!
James: Everyone already knows that Percy.
Henry: *Crosseyed* Duh, hi, I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I can eat your whole face off.
Duck: *Stops Weiter to Henry* That's not right Henry. Hi guys, ente here with Henry. He's hosting this week, but as Du can tell, he's an idiot, so I'm helping him host this week of Sean's Spectacular...

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Tim: Hi everybody, and we're back. We'll be Wird angezeigt Du My Little Pornstar, and another episode of Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Pferde with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they...

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Twilight: Man, why are we here again?!
Spike: To take part in the S.S.S.S.
Twilight: Is that a Nazi thing?
Spike: No. That's the S.S.
Master Sword: *Looking at Percy, and Gordon pulling passengers. Then he looks at the ponies, Percy, and Gordon* We have two Percy's, and two Gordon's. This is very confusing!
Tom: Don't catch on fire.
Tim: Yeah, please don't. Tim Miller here everyone, and I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Gran Turismo is still not on the list, which upsets me since I'm in that. This week's lineup, we got...

Ponies On The Rails - Rated...

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Thomas: And now, we're at the back to back episodes of Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Captain Jefferson: Adventures?! They're boring.
Thomas: Du won't think so after seeing this!

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." ente said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If Du all insist, I'll tell Du my story." sagte Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of...

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Tim: Hey how come our episodes aren't airing today?
Captain Jefferson: Two back to back episodes of different shows are on.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!
Saten Twist: Find out who's responsible for this.
Tom: *Dressed as a Union soldier* Chaaaaaaarge!!! *Charges with three soldiers*
Thomas: *Blows his whistle twice, heading towards Tom, and his soldiers*
Tom: Retreat!!!!!! *Runs away from Thomas with the other soldiers*
Thomas: *Stops* Don't retreat from me. I'm really useful. Welcome to another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host for the...