Song: link
Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for Zufällig characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing Weiter to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: Du WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader* Oh Hey there. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'll be your host for this week's Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Sean: As much as I enjoy my new home, I am missing Thomas on sodor. Hopefully, he and his Friends are doing just fine when we watch them in the episode starting soon.
Episode 19: Wheel Slips & Wheel Flats
Rosie was having an argument with Duck, and Oliver about what situation would be worse.
Rosie: Wheel slips are worse, because Du can't get enough traction to pull your train.
Duck: Wheel wohnungen are worse in our opinion.
Oliver: Quite. If any of your freight cars, oder coaches were to have a wheel flat, Du wouldn't be able to go anywhere.
Duck: And another thing. Wheel slips aren't always caused Von a lack of traction. Sometimes, it's caused due to lack of power. Then, I needn't remind you, being a female.
Rosie: *Shocked* What's that supposed to mean?!
Duck: Whatever Du think it is. Goodbye. *Leaves with Oliver*
Rosie could not believe what ente just sagte to her, but she soon forgot all about it, when Sir Tophamm Hat came to see her with important news.
Sir Tophamm Hat: A new engine is arriving to this island. She looks just like you, but with a different paintjob.
Rosie: *Excited* I can't wait to see her.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Du must wait. She will arrive tomorrow.
Rosie: Yes sir.
So Rosie did her work, but was still wanting the new engine to come sooner then tomorrow.
After time passed, it became tomorrow, and Rosie was gegeben orders to meet the new engine at Brendam Docks.
She did indeed look similar to Rosie, but the only difference between the two engines were their colors. Rosie was pink, red, and white, while Brenna was black, blue, and purple.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now I hope Du two will get along just fine. The both of Du are to take freight cars loaded with coal into the wharf. The narrow gauge railway needs it so that they can take it into the village. From there, it will be used to provide heat into their homes.
Rosie: Du can count on us sir.
Brenna: Yes Du can.
Duck: *Arrives* Du must be the new engine.
Brenna: Yes. I'm Brenna. And Du are?
Duck: My name is Duck. I heard you're working with Rosie. Be careful, because she has no common sense when it comes to knowing what situation is worse.
Brenna: What are Du talking about?
Duck: She says that wheel slips are worse then wheel flats.
Brenna: *Taking what ente sagte into consideration*
Rosie: Don't Du have any work to do Duck?
Duck: Nah, I was just on my way to the sheds, and saw Du two. Have a good day. *Leaves*
Brenna: ente has a point.
Rosie: What?
Brenna: Du can stop wheel slips, but not wheel flats. Once they happen, it takes a very long time to fix it.
Rosie: I'm not interested, let's just get our trains ready.
The two tank engines backed into their freight trains. The conductor on Brenna's train climbed in, and blew his whistle, but Rosie thought it was her conductor, and left without anyone in the brake van.
Freight Cars: Wait Rosie, wait!
Rosie: *Not waiting* Come along, come along.
Brenna: But Rosie, Du have no conductor in your brake van!
Rosie: *Not paying any attention to Brenna*
Brenna: *Takes off with her train* This won't end well for Rosie.
The brake transporter, van had automatic brakes. He applied them so that Rosie could stop, but she thought the freight cars were trying to play tricks on her.
Rosie: Stop trying to hold back!
Freight Car 4: We're not.
Freight Car 2: It's the brake van!
Freight Car 6: Du have no conductor!
Rosie: *Sees red signal* Now I have to stop! *Stops* At least the freight cars won't play tricks on me.
Freight Car 3: We're not playing tricks on you!
Brenna: *Passes Rosie* Du have a wheel flat!
Rosie: Be quiet!
Signalman: *Walks up to Rosie* Hello Rosie. Did Du leave your conductor behind?
Rosie: *Thinking* I guess I did.
Signalman: And I heard from Brenna that Du have a wheel flat. I'll just have to check all of your cars, and see if they're okay to continue.
The signalman checked all of the wheels on Rosie's train. Everything seemed okay, but suddenly...
Signalman: *Sees wheel flat on brake van* Rosie, your brake transporter, van has a wheel flat. See for yourself.
And she did. Rosie had to wait ten Minuten for a new brake transporter, van to be attached to her train.
Meanwhile, Brenna was getting her train up Gordon's Hill. The freight cars were heavy, but Brenna didn't mind. Halfway up however, things got harder for her.
Brenna: *Slips for two seconds* Cinders, and ashes. This train is getting heavier.
Brenna's wheels slipped. She got the first car over the top, then the second, and then the third. Now she was going downhill, and coasting down the mainline with no effort.
Upon arrival at the wharf, Brenna thought about what Rosie said, but during that, Rosie was thinking about what Brenna said. The two engines met together at a coaling depot.
Brenna: I'm sorry if I bothered you.
Rosie: That's okay. I'm sorry for not listening to Du about leaving my conductor behind. Du were right, wheel wohnungen take a very long time to fix.
Brenna: Now that I think about it, there is something worse then wheel flats, and wheel slips.
Rosie: What might that be?
Brenna: Both of them at the same time!
Rosie: *Laughs*
The End
Song: link
Sean: I definitely do not want any wheel slips, oder wheel flats. I just got brand new wheels. Now we're up to On The Block. After that, we will take a break, and start the Sekunde half of our Zeigen at 8:30. Enjoy.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, oben, nach oben Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines oben, nach oben Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
oben, nach oben Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic regenbogen as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the oben, nach oben Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank Du for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear oben, nach oben Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The Glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do Du want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I sagte please, Du have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are Du assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for Du to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of Du six is gay, oder lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then Du three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as Du can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the Glee Fans killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the Weiter part of this episode, a new character appears.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.
Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The Titel of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five Minuten
Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: Hey Saten. Do Du have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. Du remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make Mehr appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?
Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.
Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I Liebe movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!
After the movie
Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up Weiter is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One Tag it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: Du got lights, Du got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how Du can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of Du in the Weiter round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..
Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier
Alex: That category is Zitate from famous authors, so you'll all probably be Mehr comfortable with our Weiter category...
Shiny Objects
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with
Opposites
Things Du Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.
Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't Du pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't Du pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me Du filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only Monat that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She sagte turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only Monat that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick Frage Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't Du pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever Du want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are Du selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell Du what, let's Bewegen on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. Du know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All Du have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*
The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.
Alex: Yes, oder no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.
The glocke rang
Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can Suchen for it!
Alex: Du Lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du know what? I don't care. Let's Bewegen on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And Du wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think Du do. Du do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Du think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* Hey Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a feuer up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!
Half of the soldiers started running away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help Du are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can Du understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would Du have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.
The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: Du saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: Du sagte Du wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get Du over here to Mitmachen us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*
And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are Du laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are Du doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes Du think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. Du sagte I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I sagte half an Stunde ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet Du cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard Du had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did Du hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Du mean Du can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there Du go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* Du do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have Du sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between Du two.
Chip: Hey Otis. I thought Du sagte Du were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did Du say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something Du told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things Du don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told Du I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.
Saten Twist: We need to have Schokolade on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! Schokolade is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could Du say that?! Schokolade is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to Schreiben about My Little pony with super Heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super Heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't Du ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.
Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.
Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport Von here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let Du of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do Du make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if Du derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I Liebe breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back at Tom's house
Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot Hunde to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for Zufällig characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing Weiter to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: Du WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader* Oh Hey there. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'll be your host for this week's Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Sean: As much as I enjoy my new home, I am missing Thomas on sodor. Hopefully, he and his Friends are doing just fine when we watch them in the episode starting soon.
Episode 19: Wheel Slips & Wheel Flats
Rosie was having an argument with Duck, and Oliver about what situation would be worse.
Rosie: Wheel slips are worse, because Du can't get enough traction to pull your train.
Duck: Wheel wohnungen are worse in our opinion.
Oliver: Quite. If any of your freight cars, oder coaches were to have a wheel flat, Du wouldn't be able to go anywhere.
Duck: And another thing. Wheel slips aren't always caused Von a lack of traction. Sometimes, it's caused due to lack of power. Then, I needn't remind you, being a female.
Rosie: *Shocked* What's that supposed to mean?!
Duck: Whatever Du think it is. Goodbye. *Leaves with Oliver*
Rosie could not believe what ente just sagte to her, but she soon forgot all about it, when Sir Tophamm Hat came to see her with important news.
Sir Tophamm Hat: A new engine is arriving to this island. She looks just like you, but with a different paintjob.
Rosie: *Excited* I can't wait to see her.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Du must wait. She will arrive tomorrow.
Rosie: Yes sir.
So Rosie did her work, but was still wanting the new engine to come sooner then tomorrow.
After time passed, it became tomorrow, and Rosie was gegeben orders to meet the new engine at Brendam Docks.
She did indeed look similar to Rosie, but the only difference between the two engines were their colors. Rosie was pink, red, and white, while Brenna was black, blue, and purple.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now I hope Du two will get along just fine. The both of Du are to take freight cars loaded with coal into the wharf. The narrow gauge railway needs it so that they can take it into the village. From there, it will be used to provide heat into their homes.
Rosie: Du can count on us sir.
Brenna: Yes Du can.
Duck: *Arrives* Du must be the new engine.
Brenna: Yes. I'm Brenna. And Du are?
Duck: My name is Duck. I heard you're working with Rosie. Be careful, because she has no common sense when it comes to knowing what situation is worse.
Brenna: What are Du talking about?
Duck: She says that wheel slips are worse then wheel flats.
Brenna: *Taking what ente sagte into consideration*
Rosie: Don't Du have any work to do Duck?
Duck: Nah, I was just on my way to the sheds, and saw Du two. Have a good day. *Leaves*
Brenna: ente has a point.
Rosie: What?
Brenna: Du can stop wheel slips, but not wheel flats. Once they happen, it takes a very long time to fix it.
Rosie: I'm not interested, let's just get our trains ready.
The two tank engines backed into their freight trains. The conductor on Brenna's train climbed in, and blew his whistle, but Rosie thought it was her conductor, and left without anyone in the brake van.
Freight Cars: Wait Rosie, wait!
Rosie: *Not waiting* Come along, come along.
Brenna: But Rosie, Du have no conductor in your brake van!
Rosie: *Not paying any attention to Brenna*
Brenna: *Takes off with her train* This won't end well for Rosie.
The brake transporter, van had automatic brakes. He applied them so that Rosie could stop, but she thought the freight cars were trying to play tricks on her.
Rosie: Stop trying to hold back!
Freight Car 4: We're not.
Freight Car 2: It's the brake van!
Freight Car 6: Du have no conductor!
Rosie: *Sees red signal* Now I have to stop! *Stops* At least the freight cars won't play tricks on me.
Freight Car 3: We're not playing tricks on you!
Brenna: *Passes Rosie* Du have a wheel flat!
Rosie: Be quiet!
Signalman: *Walks up to Rosie* Hello Rosie. Did Du leave your conductor behind?
Rosie: *Thinking* I guess I did.
Signalman: And I heard from Brenna that Du have a wheel flat. I'll just have to check all of your cars, and see if they're okay to continue.
The signalman checked all of the wheels on Rosie's train. Everything seemed okay, but suddenly...
Signalman: *Sees wheel flat on brake van* Rosie, your brake transporter, van has a wheel flat. See for yourself.
And she did. Rosie had to wait ten Minuten for a new brake transporter, van to be attached to her train.
Meanwhile, Brenna was getting her train up Gordon's Hill. The freight cars were heavy, but Brenna didn't mind. Halfway up however, things got harder for her.
Brenna: *Slips for two seconds* Cinders, and ashes. This train is getting heavier.
Brenna's wheels slipped. She got the first car over the top, then the second, and then the third. Now she was going downhill, and coasting down the mainline with no effort.
Upon arrival at the wharf, Brenna thought about what Rosie said, but during that, Rosie was thinking about what Brenna said. The two engines met together at a coaling depot.
Brenna: I'm sorry if I bothered you.
Rosie: That's okay. I'm sorry for not listening to Du about leaving my conductor behind. Du were right, wheel wohnungen take a very long time to fix.
Brenna: Now that I think about it, there is something worse then wheel flats, and wheel slips.
Rosie: What might that be?
Brenna: Both of them at the same time!
Rosie: *Laughs*
The End
Song: link
Sean: I definitely do not want any wheel slips, oder wheel flats. I just got brand new wheels. Now we're up to On The Block. After that, we will take a break, and start the Sekunde half of our Zeigen at 8:30. Enjoy.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, oben, nach oben Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines oben, nach oben Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
oben, nach oben Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic regenbogen as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the oben, nach oben Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank Du for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear oben, nach oben Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The Glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do Du want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I sagte please, Du have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are Du assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for Du to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of Du six is gay, oder lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then Du three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as Du can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the Glee Fans killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the Weiter part of this episode, a new character appears.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.
Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The Titel of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five Minuten
Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: Hey Saten. Do Du have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. Du remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make Mehr appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?
Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.
Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I Liebe movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!
After the movie
Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up Weiter is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One Tag it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: Du got lights, Du got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how Du can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of Du in the Weiter round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..
Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier
Alex: That category is Zitate from famous authors, so you'll all probably be Mehr comfortable with our Weiter category...
Shiny Objects
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with
Opposites
Things Du Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.
Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't Du pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't Du pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me Du filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only Monat that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She sagte turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only Monat that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick Frage Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't Du pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever Du want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are Du selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell Du what, let's Bewegen on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. Du know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All Du have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*
The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.
Alex: Yes, oder no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.
The glocke rang
Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can Suchen for it!
Alex: Du Lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du know what? I don't care. Let's Bewegen on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And Du wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think Du do. Du do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Du think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* Hey Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a feuer up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!
Half of the soldiers started running away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help Du are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can Du understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would Du have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.
The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: Du saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: Du sagte Du wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get Du over here to Mitmachen us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*
And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are Du laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are Du doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes Du think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. Du sagte I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I sagte half an Stunde ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet Du cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard Du had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did Du hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Du mean Du can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there Du go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* Du do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have Du sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between Du two.
Chip: Hey Otis. I thought Du sagte Du were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did Du say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something Du told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things Du don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told Du I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.
Saten Twist: We need to have Schokolade on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! Schokolade is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could Du say that?! Schokolade is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to Schreiben about My Little pony with super Heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super Heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't Du ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.
Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.
Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport Von here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let Du of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do Du make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if Du derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I Liebe breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back at Tom's house
Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot Hunde to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
