1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Du oder is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Liebe with Du — and Du are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Du to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Liebe of your life. Du should stay with him since he will keep Du safe, sicher forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling Du he will never...
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