A/N: My sister and I made these up at the local pool. We like to pretend that Bernie Bernstein is the director and we're shooting the movies. Then we decided to take the Filme we made up and put them in a fanfic. Enjoy!:)
One day, the Eds were walking down the straße slurping jawbreakers when they ran into Bernie Bernstein, the director from the Powerpuff Girls.
Bernie: "Hi there!"
Eddy: "What do Du want?"
Bernie: "I just wanted to let Du know that I'm releasing a series of three Filme to celebrate the Summer. They're called Screaming Nelly", "Surfin USA," and "My Cousin Goggles."
One Day,Edd Was Schreiben A Liebe Letter To Marie,And Just When He Put It In The Kankers mailbox, Marie Came Up.
Edd:Hi,Marie! Oh,Here,You Can Have This Now That You're Here.
Edd Hands Marie The Letter.Marie Reads The Liebe Letter,Which Reads,
If A Man Loves A Woman,I Liebe You,Marie. Your Voice Brings Peace Of Mind To All. A Simple KISS From Du Is A Blessing. Your Infinite Beauty Is An Image Mehr Beautiful Than An Angel, And I Would Liebe To Have Du As My Wife Someday.
All My Love, Edd
Marie Finishes The Letter And Smiles.
Marie:Oh,Double-D,You're A Genius At Poetry! I'm Gonna Frame This...
pfirsich Creek High had stood deserted for the last three months. But this particular morning, the parking lot was filled and the courtyard alive with teenagers moving in and out of the building. It was the first Tag of the 1999-2000 school year.
Among all the cars moving about was a rusty 83 Datsun, which speed in front of the school into the parking lot, giving an earsplitting squeal of burning rubber as the car stopped rapidly in a parking space. The two doors opened, and one Von one, emerged Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Ed had been driving the car, and he grinned when he realized his parking accuracy....
"And, cut!" Eddy yelled, waving a hand in the air to signal for Dry Rain to stop. The band members quit playing, and looked up at him expectantly.
"Thats all," he winked, and Edd sighed with relief.
"What an exhausting day!" he chuckled. "I didnt realize staring in a Musik video would be so much work!"
It was a bright and beautiful Sunday afternoon in the cul-de-sac, which had been carefully reserved for the filming of Edds alternative band, Dry Rain, in their first Musik video. It had been a great idea Von Eddy to sell copies of the video at the long-awaited Homecoming Dance this coming Friday....
"Mom and Dad are right," Eddy sighed to himself. "Sure, I've got time in college to decide on a major, but I don't have ANYTHING I like in school right now? How am I supposed to pick when there's no choices?"
The ringing of his phone disturbed Eddy's thoughts. He dashed to it, and picked it up. "Hello?"
Eddy gulped Dana! What did Dana want? Sure, they'd talked in school that day, but that didn't mean he wanted to datum her again, if that's what she was thinking!
"Oh, hi Dana," Eddy replied.
"Look, I really need help with a project and I was hoping Du could aid a friend in need."
Edd Was In His Backyard,Adding Some Finishing Touches.He Just Got An In-Ground Pool,And An In-Ground Hot Tub.The Pool Had A Diving Board,And A Water Slide.The Hot Tub Had Bubbles,And Jets.Plus A Special Whirlpool Technique That Edd Put In.(Tested,Of Course)He Invited Everybody In The Cul-De-Sac,Even Kevin And The Kankers!
Edd:So I'm Polite! What?
Okay...Let's Go On.Edd Was Wearing His Yellow Trunks,And Michelle Was First To Arrive.She Wore A Purple One Piece Swimsuit.
Michelle:Hi,Double-D! Am I The First One Here?
Edd:Hello,Michelle! And Yes,You Are The First One Here.Come On Out.
Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D! (Audience Cheers) Edd: Thank You! Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy! (Audience Cheers) Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway! Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed! (Audience Cheers) Ed:Buttered Toast! Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That Du Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will Du Tell Us Why? Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every...