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Sayuri Was In Bed,Sleeping Soundly,Wearing Her Winter White Nightgown.Her Twinkling Green Eyes Then Opened,And A Smile Crossed Her Face.She Got Up,And Got Dressed In Her Blue Silk Dress,White Shoes,And She Let Her Hair Down And Brushed It.She Then Put It In The Heart-Shaped Odangoes She Loved,And Slipped On Her Gold Locket With Eddy's Picture In It.She Looked At Herself In A Full-Lenth Mirror,And Walked Outside.She Walked Over To The Cul-De-Sac,And Saw Eddy Standing On His Front Lawn.

Sayuri:Good Morning,Eddy!

Eddy Turned To See His Girlfriend,And Smiled At Her.

Eddy:Good Morning,Sayuri!

Sayuri:Is...

"Everybody’s looking for a something

One thing that makes it all complete

You’ll find it in the strangest places

Places Du never knew it could be"

The newly risen sun was shining down upon the houses in the seemingly tranquil cul-de-sac. Looks often prove to be deceiving, though.

Edd stepped out into the daylight, making sure that he didn’t soil his nice, clean clothes. There was no sign of his inane friends, yet. That was good. Maybe he would have a few hours of silence. Unfortunately, his hopes of a peaceful morning went down the drain as Ed and Eddy came dashing up the road toward him....

"Dear Diary..." Leela Diane Kanker Began As She Wrote The First Page In Her Brand New Diary.

"My Name Is Lee Kanker.I Am 13 Years Old,And I Have A Wonderful Boyfriend Named Eddy Hamilton.Yet We Weren't Always Lovers...Or So People THOUGHT..."She Sighed,Chewed On The End Of Her Pen,And Continued To Write.

"Eddy And I Were Liebhaber Behind Our Friends' Backs.I've Always Wanted To Tell Somebody,And Du Are The Perfect Outlet For Me.Our Story Begins At My Trailer.My Sisters And I Find The Eds Stranded Out In The Woods,Covered In Filth.They Had Fainted,And I Don't Know Why They Got So Worked Up About...

Edd Was Dressed In A White Robe,His Eyes Closed,Beautiful Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Wings Fluttering In The Wind.He Was In The Land Of The Dead.

Voice:Hello,Edd.Nice To See Du Again.

Edd Opened His Eyes.Sayuri Stood Before Him.

Edd:Sayuri...But You're Dead...

Sayuri:I Know,But Du Are Too.You're In The Land Of The Dead.

Edd:What?! But I Can't Be Dead! I'm Just A Kid! I Haven't Lead The Life I've Dreamed Of,And Eddy And Ed Need Me! And I Need Them...

Sayuri:I Know How Du Feel...This Is What I Experienced When I First Got Here.

Edd:But I Promised Eddy I Wouldn't Leave Again! And Now...I Won't See Eddy oder Ed Ever Again......

"And, cut!" Eddy yelled, waving a hand in the air to signal for Dry Rain to stop. The band members quit playing, and looked up at him expectantly.

"Thats all," he winked, and Edd sighed with relief.

"What an exhausting day!" he chuckled. "I didnt realize staring in a Musik video would be so much work!"

It was a bright and beautiful Sunday afternoon in the cul-de-sac, which had been carefully reserved for the filming of Edds alternative band, Dry Rain, in their first Musik video. It had been a great idea Von Eddy to sell copies of the video at the long-awaited Homecoming Dance this coming Friday....

Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D!
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That Du Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will Du Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every...