Here are some Drop Dead Fred Zitate that still make me laugh! Yay for immaturity!
Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over Du immediately, lie down.
Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do Du know?
Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.
Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.
Janie: More?
Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?
Janie: Yeah.
Elizabeth: It, it sank.
Fred: Who's up for snot flicking?
Fred: Mr.Poo, Du die too!
Fred: Piss off!
Fred: It's the mega bitch!
Fred: Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
Fred: I Liebe those breaky noises!
Fred: Oh no! Mickey fart-pants! Who let him grow up?!
Fred: He is just a complete and utter girl, isn't he?
Fred: Oh, this is great - stuck in a truck with two girls!
Fred: If something's not working properly, the best thing to do is to tear it apart to make it better.
Fred: Opening a window requires GREAT sophisticatedliness.
Fred: Du mean Du have been doing it like the pigions?
Fred: Yeah, I Liebe games! But not dolls. We're grown-ups now.
Fred: Yeah I LOOOOOOVE Hide and Seek! Du count to a million and I'll go hide!
Fred: The Death Breath! She killed me with the Death Breath!
Fred: Then we'll cut off her head and make her eat it!!
Fred: Well GET HAPPY!
Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over Du immediately, lie down.
Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do Du know?
Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.
Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.
Janie: More?
Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?
Janie: Yeah.
Elizabeth: It, it sank.
Fred: Who's up for snot flicking?
Fred: Mr.Poo, Du die too!
Fred: Piss off!
Fred: It's the mega bitch!
Fred: Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
Fred: I Liebe those breaky noises!
Fred: Oh no! Mickey fart-pants! Who let him grow up?!
Fred: He is just a complete and utter girl, isn't he?
Fred: Oh, this is great - stuck in a truck with two girls!
Fred: If something's not working properly, the best thing to do is to tear it apart to make it better.
Fred: Opening a window requires GREAT sophisticatedliness.
Fred: Du mean Du have been doing it like the pigions?
Fred: Yeah, I Liebe games! But not dolls. We're grown-ups now.
Fred: Yeah I LOOOOOOVE Hide and Seek! Du count to a million and I'll go hide!
Fred: The Death Breath! She killed me with the Death Breath!
Fred: Then we'll cut off her head and make her eat it!!
Fred: Well GET HAPPY!