VAAS MONTENGRO:

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Du want to run? Huh? Du want to run, Du want to disrespect me? Du want to fuck with me? I mean, Du come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Du want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Du thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Du up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE Du FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, Du CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell Du what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches kiste aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do Du have a fucking problem in your head? Do Du think I am bullshitting you, do Du think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed Du once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell Du the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: Du are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. Du see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE Du every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM oder ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! oder THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like Du know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) Von the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: Du enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking kreuz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: Du boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Liebe you, cause Du two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did Du say? What did Du say? DO Du WANT ME TO SLICE Du OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! Du FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... oder Du die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't Du laughing now like Du did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? Du see, thing is, up there, Du thought Du had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, Du thought Du had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) Du hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. Du didn't think I knew Du were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! Du showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here Du are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave Du that ink, hmm? I asked Du a question: who give Du that ink, hmm? Citra give Du that ink, my sister give Du that ink, huh? Du think that makes Du one of us? Du think that makes Du like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do Du have any idea how fucking rude that was?

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HOYT VOLKER:

#1:
Hoyt: (standing Weiter to furnace, that has prisoner held inside it as he talks to a crowd) Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.. Rest his sole.. Was a diamond minor.. Got up at sunset, smoked a cigarette, and down into the earth he went... For that wonderfu- (interrupted Von the prisoner screaming and trying to get out of he furnace).. Wonderful man.. The company, was, God!... I gave that same presence, to my grand business "here"... And I expect all of Du to do the same... Now.. There are only 3 company rules Du have to follow... (sits on the furnace) First.. Protect my product... Du can fuck them boys but be gentle, (crowd cheers)... Second.. Kill any Native on sight!... Finally.. All profits go to "me"... (gets off the furnace), I'm an understanding boss.. (lights match) but if Du break even "one" of these rules... (sets the furnace on feuer horribly killing the man inside it)... I'll roast Du in the furnace til Du skin crackles, like chicken...


#2:
Hoyt: Lovely weather we're having.
Vaas: Why boss, Du planning a parade?
Hoyt: (laughs hard) That's why I Liebe Du Vaas, Du make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Snow White?
Vaas: Du know, I don't give a fuck about him. I don't give a fuck.
Hoyt: Really? Then why am I here?
Vaas: Once Du got the ransom money, his Friends are gonna be sold like that. I shot his older brother. I did what Du wanted with his younger brother. Except it's my sister... she's inking that white boy.
Hoyt: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!... It is Von my grace that your head isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if Du gave a fuck about Jason Brody!
Vaas: Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.
Hoyt: Fantastic! (beat) I am really loving this weather. What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stahl, stola a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. I'd like to pay them a visit. Nice to see you, Vaas.


#3:
Hoyt: What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the straße and they'll call it a game of chance. oder talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing, won't you, Sam?
Sam: Ja.
Hoyt: Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping Du playing until the house collects. (Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a messer and shanks Sam on the neck) Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? (beat) Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is, it's slipped my mind. HOW STUPID DO Du THINK I AM?!... We should keep playing. Dealer's on the left, right? Guess he's sitting this one out...


#4:
Hoyt: Some guys, they don't get it!... See that boot out there?... I'm holding it, and the people on board for ransom... But the customer., He just doesn't want negositate outside his country... (turns on the song Ride of the Valkyries, before pushing a trigger that blows up the boat).. Hahaha!


#5:
Hoyt: I'm very disappointed in Du Jason.. Du didn't check up on your little brother Riley.
Jason: WHERE IS HE!?
Hoyt: Don't worry... I sold him to someone VERY special... He likes them young!
Jason: (swings knife) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Hoyt: Hahaha.. I have very powerful friends, who will hunt Du down.


#6:
Hoyt: So, name your price. Everybody has one. You're all puppets and we're the one pulling the strings. The system was designed to work that way.


#7:
Hoyt: We have a special on this month; your very own island, for the head of Jason Brody..


#8:
Hoyt: (cuts off Jason's finger) Oh Jason, now we can't get married. Hahaha!

#9:
Hoyt: (is stabbed and wounded) Du can't win! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!!
Jason: Than why are Du afraid!?


#10:
Hoyt: Vaas.. Stop scaring the hostages... I need Du to take care of the rejects!