This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... Fragen and suggestions are welcome! Do Du have a Frage Du want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an Artikel on fanfiction.net Von PsychoSweetHeart).
Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd Du get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask Du a few Fragen and Du are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks) Okay...
Me: Good! And I'M running it!
Dr: We'll see about that. (Takes off glasses)
Me: Just to warn you, these are going to be some... How do I put it?
Dr: Inexpert? Intellectually degrading?
Me: Awkward questions.
Dr: That's what I said. (Silence) Why are Du staring at me?
Me: Oops, sorry. I forgot how gorgeous your eyes are.
Dr: What? How do you? I've never met Du be- Hey wait! GORGEOUS!? DX
Me: (Ignores) Rightyo... Can Du please state your name for the record?
Dr: (Still fuming) Du think my eyes are 'gorgeous' and Du don't know my name? Typical.
Me: Oh shuddap. That's how all first professional interviews are introduced. (Grins) Du should know...
Dr: This is anything but professional.
Me: Look whose talking, Mr. Unorthodox.
Dr: This is starting to feel uncomfortable.
Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Dr: (Sighs) Jonathan Crane, DR. Crane.
Me: Well DOCTOR I hear Du have an alter-ego...
Dr: Please spare me all that, I have a feeling Du know already.
Me:Yes, I know a lot about you.
Dr: (Ignores) Just out of curiosity, if I answer all your questions, will Du leave me alone?
Me: (Breathes in) NO.
Dr: (Growling under breath) What do I need, a restraining order?
Me: You're lucky I didn't chain Du to the chair, mistah!
Dr: -_- (Silence)
Me: Du don't Zeigen much emotion do you?
Dr: I'm the Master of Fear... If I started Wird angezeigt emotions people would start to think I'm not invincible anymore.
Me: *_* Invincible?
Dr: (Facepalm) HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP! (iPhone BEEP)
Me: Sorry folks, just a little interval... (Slaps him) All better.
Dr: When I get out of here... -_-
Me: Better idea. I'll ask Fragen OTHER people ask! Du know like in the Kommentar boxes and stuff...
Dr: Oh god, what did I do to deserve this? Oh sure, I gassed a few people, but who doesn't?
Me: My diagnosis: He's delirious... Oh well, I'll see Du tomorrow then, same time?
Dr: What?
Me: Remember Du guys I want some interesting questions... I'll also be asking round town...
Dr: NO!!! DX
Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd Du get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask Du a few Fragen and Du are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks) Okay...
Me: Good! And I'M running it!
Dr: We'll see about that. (Takes off glasses)
Me: Just to warn you, these are going to be some... How do I put it?
Dr: Inexpert? Intellectually degrading?
Me: Awkward questions.
Dr: That's what I said. (Silence) Why are Du staring at me?
Me: Oops, sorry. I forgot how gorgeous your eyes are.
Dr: What? How do you? I've never met Du be- Hey wait! GORGEOUS!? DX
Me: (Ignores) Rightyo... Can Du please state your name for the record?
Dr: (Still fuming) Du think my eyes are 'gorgeous' and Du don't know my name? Typical.
Me: Oh shuddap. That's how all first professional interviews are introduced. (Grins) Du should know...
Dr: This is anything but professional.
Me: Look whose talking, Mr. Unorthodox.
Dr: This is starting to feel uncomfortable.
Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Dr: (Sighs) Jonathan Crane, DR. Crane.
Me: Well DOCTOR I hear Du have an alter-ego...
Dr: Please spare me all that, I have a feeling Du know already.
Me:Yes, I know a lot about you.
Dr: (Ignores) Just out of curiosity, if I answer all your questions, will Du leave me alone?
Me: (Breathes in) NO.
Dr: (Growling under breath) What do I need, a restraining order?
Me: You're lucky I didn't chain Du to the chair, mistah!
Dr: -_- (Silence)
Me: Du don't Zeigen much emotion do you?
Dr: I'm the Master of Fear... If I started Wird angezeigt emotions people would start to think I'm not invincible anymore.
Me: *_* Invincible?
Dr: (Facepalm) HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP! (iPhone BEEP)
Me: Sorry folks, just a little interval... (Slaps him) All better.
Dr: When I get out of here... -_-
Me: Better idea. I'll ask Fragen OTHER people ask! Du know like in the Kommentar boxes and stuff...
Dr: Oh god, what did I do to deserve this? Oh sure, I gassed a few people, but who doesn't?
Me: My diagnosis: He's delirious... Oh well, I'll see Du tomorrow then, same time?
Dr: What?
Me: Remember Du guys I want some interesting questions... I'll also be asking round town...
Dr: NO!!! DX
Lives: Gothem City
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Weapon: Fear Gas
NickName: Master Of Fear, Ichabond Crane
Jonathan kran had a tough childhood. Living with his grandmother, he was constantley taunted Von other children, making fun of his height (Cillian murphy... really?) and lanky build. Due to this, kran ends up becoming involved in chemicals and the study of science, looking for revenge. He soon devolops the much famous Fear Gas and gets avenged. This then leads him into a secret life of crime whilst working in Arkham Asylum, and the rest is... history.
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