Dr. James E. Wilson Wilson Quotes!

Bery posted on Jul 14, 2009 at 04:56AM
Wilson: House - this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now; not supposed to talk during these things - got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check - ohh, I got a plague! What about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm going to come up with a new answer this time!

That one was awesome! xD

What Wilson quotes do you guys like??
 Wilson: House - this is God. House: Look, I'm a little busy right now; not supposed to talk during th
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Vor mehr als einem Jahr livethislifeup said…
"House, You've tanned."

The first thing I could think of. From Merry Little Christmas.
Vor mehr als einem Jahr jenny_arg said…
"I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again..."

The first one that came into my mind (I'm re-watching season 3 now)
OH! I also have the "Ah, yes, if it isn't Dr. Ironside" conversation as my ringtone ;)
Vor mehr als einem Jahr HouseJr said…
"I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeed!!" How could I resist *teehee*
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Bery said…
^ that is such a classic :P

and the one of "Ah, yes, if it isn't Dr. Ironside" is great
Wilson: Ah yes, if it isn’t Dr. Ironside.
House: Ah, if it isn’t Dr. I-Had-No-Friends-When-I-Was-Growing-Up-So-­All­-I-­Did­-Wa­s-W­atc­h-T­V-B­y-M­yse­lf-­Whi­ch-­Is-­Why­-I-­Can­-No­w-M­ake­-Co­nst­ant­-Po­p-C­ult­ure­-Re­fer­enc­es-­Whi­ch-­No-­One­-Un­der­sta­nds­-Bu­t-M­e.
Wilson: That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
lol!

"They could build monuments to your self-centerness"
hahah so right on <3
Vor mehr als einem Jahr misanthrope86 said…
OH MY GOD SO MANY!

Of course the "speeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" quote is hilarious and all the other quotes that you guys have mentioned!

The first episode of 'House MD' that I ever saw was 'Who's Your Daddy?' in which Wilson is talking to House about getting the DNA test and Wilson says "So either you lied or he has pictures of you… being nice?" I LOVE that line!

I also love "Its hard to imagine such a mythical creature." and the "limping twerp" rant, AND when Wilson is on speed and talking to Foreman and says "symbolicating" and then he says "thats a hard word."

And I pretty much love any House/Wilson conversation.

OH I just remembered another one that makes me cry laughing whenever I see it - When House is trying to figure out who Wilson's girlfriend is and House, Wilson and Foreman are in the elevator and House lists people that it could be and then Wilson says:
"Yo Mamma"

*dies laughing*
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Bery said…
symbolicating was awesome, i saw those scenes about 80 times xD

and "your momma" was such a win!!


House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
Wilson: I don't think that metaphor was designed to actually warn cats.

lol thilly boys :P
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Biathine said…
Haha. That's so funny, I¨ve got most of this qutes on my wall xD

Another one I have there - Wilson to house
"You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in swedish, the word "friend" can be also translated as "limping twerp"

Wilson is love. xD
Vor mehr als einem Jahr jimmyewilson said…
When Wilson kidnapped House's guitar? That was a funny episode ^^

Dr. Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks.

House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!

Vor mehr als einem Jahr Bery said…
In Alone, when House is trying to break into the House of the POTW and Wilson says "I'm sure it looked easier on YouTube" lol!

And when the guitar kidnapping starts
Wilson: [into phone] Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies, or... Cuddy, will be met with...
[House busts inside the room]
Wilson:...and a large Coke. No ice.
xD
 In Alone, when House is trying to break into the House of the POTW and Wilson says "I'm sure it looke
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Aivi said…
laugh
"I'm a middle-aged chinese woman."

lol, loved "Birthmarks" so much! xD
Vor mehr als einem Jahr laurik2007 said…
mischievous
Wilson: The other wow. You were sober. She was sober.
House: Clean and sober and hot.
Wilson: Wow! This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up?

Both Sides Now
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Crankydocfan said…
mischievous
I LOVE this one:

House: Cameron sees a clump of dirt and she thinks of me.
Dr. Wilson: Or a lump of something else.

LMAO! Go Wilson!
Vor mehr als einem Jahr mooimafish17 said…
C'est la vie, and I use the French because you're an ass
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Bery said…
I love this man and I'm not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?
 I Liebe this man and I'm not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will Du m
Vor mehr als einem Jahr Mcc1 said…
laugh
i agree with bery about the House, this is god quote that was hilarious

and when wilson steals houses guitar

Listen carefully, you must follow these instructions....
any attempting to contact FBI or other law inforcement agencies.... or cuddy, will be met ... its just hilarious

Dr. Wilson: Oh, look at that. It looks like someone filed halfway through your cane while you were asleep.

Dr. Wilson: [after being dosed by House with Amphetamine] Are you really gonna leave? Where are you going? You lined up interviews yet?
Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not sure.
Dr. Wilson: You're pissed at House, I get it. You're symbolicating killing him.
Dr. Wilson: Symbolicating? What? Symbolic-a-lating... Gosh that's a hard word!
Dr. Eric Foreman: Are you okay?
Dr. Wilson: Hey, I'm not the one symb... I'm not the one symb... I'm not the one pretending to kill someone! What would it take for you to stay? Is it money? He wants you to stay!
Dr. Eric Foreman: He said that?
Dr. Wilson: If I said he said that, would that make a difference?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Are you sure you're okay?
Dr. Wilson: [Phone rings] 'ello? Ugh, I'm leaving now!
Dr. Wilson: I'm late for breast thing. You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good.
Dr. Wilson: I don't know what I'm saying. You don't... I don't... You know what I'm saying and you know I'm right!
Dr. Wilson: I gotta go.

ok this isnt a wilson quotes but i have to put it in lol

House: Sorry i'm late, I was taking a Dumb
Vor mehr als einem Jahr made_of_awesome said…
"Excuse me, I have to go kill someone!"