Detective Don Flack: Du play poker?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Occasionally. Why? Du got a problem with that?
Detective Don Flack: Yeah. You're physically incapable of keeping a straight face.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Really?
Detective Don Flack: Now, Mac. There's a man with a poker face. Who knows what he's thinking?
Detective Don Flack: [knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear, drunk] Okay... nevermind, Du just carry on with your thing...
Detective Don Flack: [Flack wakes up a women in the middle of the night]
Tired woman: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me! Do Du have any idea what time it is?
Detective Don Flack: Why yes ma'am, I do, it's...
[checks his watch. She slams the door]
Detective Don Flack: Okay...
Kelly Lindgren: This is Joel?
Detective Don Flack: What, Du don't recognize him with half his face blown off?
[trying to get information, Flack snaps a cigar]
Robert Dulcet: Du know how much that cost?
Detective Don Flack: Now? Nothing.
[Flack snaps another one]
Detective Don Flack: Hey, Stell.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Yeah?
Detective Don Flack: That smell Cuban to you?
[Stella sniffs the tobacco]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Can't tell. Better break another one.
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"CSI: NY: Tri-Borough (#1.11)" (2005)
Det. Don Flack: [after Aidan explained in "Tri-Borough" that waste that was frozen, fell from a plane flying overhead killed their victim] So let me get this straight, a crapsicle killed this guy?
[Flack has a disbelieving look on his face, while Aidan smiles at him]
[Aiden is going over a Liste of chemicals relating to the case]
Aiden Burn: ...Benzosothyazolonal.
Det. Don Flack: Whoa, Benzosothyazolonal?
Aiden Burn: Du know what that is?
[pause]
Det. Don Flack: No.
Aiden Burn: Anybody see anything?
Det. Don Flack: When does anybody ever see anything?
Det. Don Flack: Deodorizers? The guy smelled like ass.
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"CSI: NY: Grand Master (#1.4)" (2004)
Jayden Prince: ...But somebody killed my twin, Dawg.
Det. Don Flack: [pointing to himself] Detective.
Det. Don Flack: Last time I checked, the murder weapon we confiscated didn't have cute little legs, walking around from toolbox to toolbox.
Det. Don Flack: George Thomas. Assault in the first degree. Aggravated assault in the Sekunde degree. Criminal possession of a weapon. I can go on, but I already read "War and Peace".
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"CSI: NY: Hung Out to Dry (#3.4)" (2006)
Det. Don Flack: They came up here to do the nasty. Instead, they found the nasty.
[the team arrives to investigate a murder at a college fraternity party]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Witnesses? Sober ones anyway?
Det. Don Flack: Nah. I waited for Du to get here before I started my interviews, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to that Von the way. I swear to you, if one of them calls me "bro"...
[Don is questioning a fraternity member with alcohol bottles taped to his hands]
Frat Guy: It's called "Edward-40-Hands", Du know, like "Edward Scissor Hands", but with 40s.
Det. Don Flack: Get out of here.
Frat Guy: No serious, that's what they call it.
Det. Don Flack: No, I mean get out of my face, I never want to see Du again, go!
Frat Guy: Whatever, bro.
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"CSI: NY: Past Imperfect (#3.21)" (2007)
Detective Stella Bonasera: I thought lock and key parties went out in the seventies.
Detective Don Flack: Apparently they've had resurgence. Who knew?
[Stella and Don arrive at a key party to Frage people]
Rene Vanderfeld: Don't be shy. Everybody's a bit nervous their first time out.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Actually we're not here to participate.
Rene Vanderfeld: [looking suggestively at Stella] That's our loss.
Detective Don Flack: We're NYPD.
Rene Vanderfeld: I'm so sorry! That's right, Du called earlier. I was expecting big burly men with guns.
Detective Don Flack: If you'd focused your attention in my direction, Du might see one.
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"CSI: NY: Supply & Demand (#1.20)" (2005)
Detective Don Flack: There's nothing Mehr depressing than looking at a rich kid's moneyline.
Detective Mac Taylor: What did the witness see?
Detective Don Flack: Nothing. She heard a ruckus through her wall, then the shot, discovered him here.
Detective Mac Taylor: She ran TOWARD the sound of a gunshot? Must not be a New Yorker.
Detective Don Flack: She's from South Carolina. The whole building's full of students.
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"CSI: NY: People with Money (#3.1)" (2006)
[Don is flirting with some technicians]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Impressing your Fans with your battle wounds?
Detective Don Flack: They were concerned about my recovery. I was just putting them at ease.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: So, Flack, how many numbers did Du get?
Detective Don Flack: I don't like where you're going with this, Monroe.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: How many?
Detective Don Flack: Three.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Everybody loves a hero.
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"CSI: NY: Sleight Out of Hand (#3.18)" (2007)
[after Rupert has sagte that he loved the victim]
Detective Don Flack: Yeah, and nothing says "I Liebe Du back" like an order of protection.
Detective Don Flack: Do Du think Houdini knew the impact he would have on the mafia lingo?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: I'm sorry?
Detective Don Flack: It's like, when they whack somebody they say, "we made him do a Houdini". Do Du think that would make him proud?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Are we actually having this conversation?
Detective Don Flack: Oh, I'm sorry, can Du explain the difference between DNA and RNA? Is that better? 'Cause that's a scintillating conversation right there.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: It would be if Du knew the interest...
[They are interrupted Von Rupert]
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"CSI: NY: Live oder Let Die (#2.18)" (2006)
Detective Mac Taylor: Now Du had something Mr. Beaumont. Something that some of us who recently Lost a loved one never had. Time. Time to make the most of what was left. That's what's precious.
Angie Watson: Du have very beautiful eyes, y'know that?
Detective Don Flack: Thank you, now why don't tell me about the night Du got collared.
Angie Watson: Du got a girlfriend?
Detective Don Flack: Who did Du give your gun to, Angie?
Angie Watson: I've been here before. Some cop oder D.A. gets me to tell 'em what they need to know, makes a lot of promises, and how they're gonna get me out, a week later I'm still here in the same kind of trouble I was in before I sagte anything.
Detective Don Flack: We'll work something out. Would these eyes lie?
Detective Don Flack: Did you, uh, happen to find anything else?
Detective Mac Taylor: Du want to give me a hint exactly what you're looking for, Flack?
Detective Don Flack: [sounding hopeful] An Igloo kühler with a human liver inside?
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"CSI: NY: City of the Puppen (#2.9)" (2005)
Det. Don Flack: This city's full of nuts
Det. Mac Taylor: And that's why we're scientists.
Harry Ellis: So it'll probably be around a whole week oder so before they can Liste the apartment on the market?
Det. Don Flack: Yeah we usually don't let the realtor Zeigen a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting.
[Don leaves to go back to the victim's apartment]
Harry Ellis: Well, just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary!
[Flack turns around and gives Harry a dirty look]
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"CSI: NY: A Daze of Wine and Roaches (#3.19)" (2007)
Detective Danny Messer: So our vic was screwed to death.
Det. Don Flack: 6.5 at best. A little shaky on the landing.
Luther Vandeross: I can certainly answer any of your Fragen oder write them down and have Evie respond Von e-mail.
Det. Don Flack: That's not how this works. See, we're old school. We're all old light bulbs and cold concrete rooms.
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"CSI: NY: Run Silent, Run Deep (#2.20)" (2006)
Detective Don Flack: Dispatch just called. Someone did a hospital job on Louie Messer, Danny's brother. Beat him within an inch of his life.
Detective Don Flack: [to Paul Sabotini] Hey, boxer shorts, cold shower's this way.
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"CSI: NY: Stuck on Du (#2.14)" (2006)
Det. Don Flack: I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy. Some both.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Excuse me?
[Don randomly walks up to Stella and says... ]
Det. Don Flack: "I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both."
[Stella gives him a puzzled look]
Det. Stella Bonasera: Excuse me?
Det. Don Flack: Carlo's words. Not mine.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Ah.
Det. Don Flack: Shoulda swung Von the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. "Lives, drinks, and breathes women." Again, his words. So that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.
Det. Stella Bonasera: I'd say Carlo emerges as our primary target.
Det. Don Flack: Five Minuten into the interview, I wanted to kill him.
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"CSI: NY: Creatures of the Night (#1.2)" (2004)
Man: I didn't do nothin'!
Detective Don Flack: Yes Du did! Du got steak sauce on my shoe!
Det. Don Flack: Sure Du did, Du got steak sauce on my shoes!
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"CSI: NY: Open and Shut (#3.6)" (2006)
Mandi Foster: Why do Du guys keep harassing me?
Detective Don Flack: We tend to do that when we think someone's guilty of murder.
Tony DeLuca: The only reason I was with that girl was because I was doing Mandi a favor.
Detective Don Flack: Having sex with the hotel concierge was a favor?
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"CSI: NY: Rain (#1.7)" (2004)
Detective Don Flack: Gotta wear a mask to a bank robbery. It's a rule.
Detective Don Flack: Du know me. Everybody's a suspect 'till Du prove otherwise.
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"CSI: NY: Crime and Misdemeanor (#1.19)" (2005)
Det. Mac Taylor: So she came in with the sheets? Where'd they come from?
Det. Don Flack: Hotels. Don't worry there's only about seventy thousand hotels in this town.
Det. Don Flack: What do Du need roofies for, anyway?
Tony Garcia: I have a sleep disorder.
Det. Don Flack: Du provide security. It's your job to stay awake.
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"CSI: NY: Trapped (#2.11)" (2005)
Det. Don Flack: That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.
Detective Stella Bonasera: That's it? No butler?
Det. Don Flack: No.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Too bad. I though we could wickeln, wickeln sie up that one quick.
Det. Don Flack: What?
Detective Stella Bonasera: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't Du ever play Clue?
Det. Don Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.
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"CSI: NY: Officer Blue (#1.9)" (2004)
Det. Don Flack: This city is full of nuts.
Det. Mac Taylor: That's why we're scientists
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"CSI: NY: All in the Family (#4.13)" (2008)
Detective Danny Messer: Du know what? Du should mind your own business.
Detective Don Flack: You're my friend Danny That makes it my business.
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"CSI: NY: Turbulence (#5.3)" (2008)
Detective Don Flack: [Sneezes] Either I'm allergic to half-naked women, oder there's a cat in here.
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"CSI: NY: Necrophilia Americana (#2.17)" (2006)
Detective Danny Messer: So this guy walks over to a place he's never been and dies of no apparent cause?
Detective Don Flack: At this point, yeah.
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"CSI: NY: Personal Foul (#4.19)" (2008)
Detective Don Flack: [Danny and Flack are at the basketball game talking about the guy winning $1 million] Never gonna happen!
Detective Danny Messer: Why, Du think Du could do it?
Detective Don Flack: You're kidding me? Boom, nothing but net, baby!
Detective Danny Messer: Oh, I think he can do it!
[after the name drawing]
Detective Don Flack: No, he can't!
Detective Danny Messer: Wanna make a little wager?
Detective Don Flack: $50 bucks?
Detective Danny Messer: I hate to take a colleague's money but for you, I'll be happy to make the exception! Come on!
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"CSI: NY: Obsession (#3.13)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: The kids who found him claimed that their friend's football may have killed the man.
[Stella and Mac both give him a look]
Detective Don Flack: I locked 'em up just for fun.
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"CSI: NY: Child's Play (#4.11)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: Stop, Drop and Roll! Du son of a bitch!
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"CSI: NY: Heroes (#2.23)" (2006)
[Don and Mac are talking about a dead Marine]
Detective Don Flack: Unfortunately, lowlifes also know it's Fleet Week. Service men are easy targets because they're easy to spot.
Det. Mac Taylor: A uniform isn't a bullseye. It's a badge of honor.
Detective Don Flack: Once a Marine, always a Marine.
Det. Mac Taylor: If Du attack one of us, you've attacked us all.
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"CSI: NY: Comes Around (#3.23)" (2007)
[Mac storms out of his disciplinary hearing]
Det. Don Flack: Did Du just walk out?
Det. Mac Taylor: Apparently I'm the kind of person who just does whatever he wants, why disappoint them?
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"CSI: NY: The Lying Game (#3.14)" (2007)
Detective Stella Bonasera: What would a woman be doing in the men's bathroom?
Detective Don Flack: I can think of several reasons. All with happier endings.
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"CSI: NY: herz of Glass (#3.16)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: I thought this was your night off.
Detective Mac Taylor: [referring to Peyton at another crime scene] My abendessen datum dumped me for a dead body.
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"CSI: NY: Risk (#2.13)" (2006)
Detective Don Flack: What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute.
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"CSI: NY: All Access (#2.21)" (2006)
Det. Don Flack: You've been through a hell of an event, Stella.
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"CSI: NY: One Wedding and a Funeral (#4.9)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: So the neighbors were very helpful. They saw nothing, heard nothing and know nothing. Welcome to my life.
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"CSI: NY: Liebe Run Cold (#3.3)" (2006)
Detective Danny Messer: Colin Flynn?
Colin Flynn: Yeah, that's me.
Detective Danny Messer: NYPD, we got a couple of Fragen for you, alright?
Colin Flynn: Do I have to answer?
Detective Don Flack: I'm not a lawyer... but yeah, Du do.
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"CSI: NY: What Schemes May Come (#3.20)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: I'm so glad that figuring this stuff out, is your job.
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"CSI: NY: Til Death Do We Part (#1.15)" (2005)
Detective Stella Bonasera: I'm driving.
Detective Don Flack: No! Please let me drive?
Detective Stella Bonasera: No.
Detective Don Flack: Do Du at least got a cracker oder a piece of Süßigkeiten in the handschuh box?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Why?
Detective Don Flack: Because, when Du drive, we don't eat!
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"CSI: NY: Blink (#1.1)" (2004)
Det. Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.
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"CSI: NY: Cold Reveal (#3.22)" (2007)
[discussing the victim dressed as an angel, who fell through the roof of a church]
Detective Don Flack: No ID on the vic. Could be a Michael oder Gabriel. They say it's tough to make it in Manhattan... Heaven must be brutal.
Detective Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Detective Don Flack: Still checking missing persons... and Nostradamus.
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"CSI: NY: Playing with Matches (#4.14)" (2008)
Detective Don Flack: [Referring to the public toilet a woman drowned in] Put it this way: If a dishwasher and a Port-a-Potti were to ever mix it up, this thing would be their offspring.
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"CSI: NY: Happily Never After (#4.12)" (2008)
Detective Don Flack: So the killer got Fiona.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: And her little dog too.
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"CSI: NY: Admissions (#4.18)" (2008)
Detective Stella Bonasera: [at the same time as Mac] Who discovered the body?
Detective Mac Taylor: [at the same time as Stella] Who discovered the body?
Detective Don Flack: Du two've been working together way too long. A student came in looking for her keys and "boom".
Detective Mac Taylor: Boom? Du and Danny have been working together way too long.
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"CSI: NY: The Ride In (#3.17)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: Well Noah was taking these people for a ride, but it wasn't on the Ark. His flock all tested negative for GSR, and they've asked me if they can get back on the good ship looney tunes before Sunday, because that's when the world's ending. I told them they could re-board when the Crime Scenes clear, but what I really want to do is throw them all in the dusche and then a rubber room.
Detective Mac Taylor: They're not crazy.
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"CSI: NY: Fare Game (#2.15)" (2006)
Det. Don Flack: [to a repeat offender] Du don't call, Du don't write. I'm beginning to think you're seeing other detectives!
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"CSI: NY: Commuted Sentences (#4.7)" (2007)
Detective Don Flack: [discussing Detective Jessica Angell's upbringing] Four older brothers and a detective sergeant for a father? Did your old man dust Du for prints when Du got Home from a date?
Detective Jessica Angell: Well, if it was up to them, I wouldn't have known boys existed until I was twenty-one.
Detective Don Flack: I'm sure the boys knew Du existed.
Detective Jessica Angell: Was that a line, Flack? Did Du just bust out your game on me?
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"CSI: NY: Grand Murder at Central Station (#2.2)" (2005)
Detective Don Flack: We got some whackadoo running around throwing acid in people's faces?
Det. Mac Taylor: Not acid, lye.
Detective Don Flack: Alright, well, I'll start with the nuts in this city and work my way up!
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"CSI: NY: Summer in the City (#2.1)" (2005)
[Hawkes explains something about brains out of the head being fried]
Detective Stella Bonasera: I knew this would be a no-brainer for you.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: She didn't just say that.
Detective Don Flack, Detective Mac Taylor: She did.
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"CSI: NY: What Du See Is What Du See (#1.23)" (2005)
[Mac was a witness to a shooting in the speiselokal, diner where he goes every morning, and Don is taking his statement]
Detective Don Flack: Well, I'm never going to get a better eyewitness account than this. What did Du see?
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"CSI: NY: Charge of This Post (#2.24)" (2006)
[on their way to a crime scene]
Detective Lindsay Monroe: It's quite a shindig.
Detective Don Flack: Sunday block parties. Springtime in New York City.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Right in the middle of the street, huh?
Detective Don Flack: What do they have up in Montana?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Wyoming.
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"CSI: NY: Super Men (#2.19)" (2006)
Detective Don Flack: Officer Nelson will Zeigen Du to your room.
Carter England: Oh, come on Flack! I thought we were supposed to be like brothers, man!
Detective Don Flack: Yeah, well, sometimes, brother's fight.
lmao his face is wicked red
