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posted by Nuttypeanut
This is just for fun. I enjoy these characters and it's only a joke!

Ariel- Du have to change species in order to find the man of your dreams, even if he loves an evil sea witch, then, when Du get married (at age 16), get pregnant as soon as Du can and surprise your whole family Von coming back from your honeymoon with a baby (at age 17)!


Giselle- Trusting an old hag to grant Du a wish won't do Du any harm, then, ask a stranger to let Du sleep in his house! Oh, and make sure to infest his house with squirrels.


Belle- Even if your boyfriend locks Du in his house, then pushes Du to the ground, it means he loves you!


Esmeralda- It won't hurt anyone's feelings if Du decide to KISS an injured soldier right in front of the sweet guy who would die for you.
posted by BB2010
Here's the Artikel for Pocahontas!

I know in the past I've made Kommentare about how I don't like this movie because it's been sagte that the tale of Pocahontas saving John was a lie and I've also sagte I can't stand Pocahontas and John together because it's gross Pocahontas was aged up for this movie. However I will watch this movie and just enjoy it without thinking about those things.

By now Du should all know what I write about in these Artikel so I'll just go ahead and start!

Tonight's rewatch: Pocahontas
Last time watched: Summer of 2011

How much did I like this movie as a kid?
Okay I didn't...
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Here is my version of the Ultimate Disney Fan Questionnaire that LisaForde published, I don´t know if she was the first to do it but I loved the idea so here it is, and i will add a few Fragen so it´s not a total copy.

Q1 What is my favourite Disney animated movie?

Q2 What is the most emotional scene in a Disney movie?

Q3 What Disney heroine do Du love?

Q4 What Disney scene do Du find the most romantic?

Q5 What Disney ending do Du Liebe the most?

Q6 Favourite Disney prince?

Q7 Favourite Disney animated couple and why?

Q8 Favourite Disney live action couple and why?

Q9 Favourite entrance...
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I've been meaning to get to this Artikel for a long time, but things kept getting in the way. I had school work, my job (which thank goodness I get to quit), other articles, and new Filme that I wanted to add to this list. I even thought of making this a oben, nach oben 100 list, but when I attempted to do that it was just too overwhelming. Plus with new Filme coming around I was afraid it would change. I think that all of these Filme are genuinely amazing, no matter their flaws. There are no guilty pleasures on here, just what I consider to be truly amazing Disney movies. I'm only going to only talk...
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 picture done Von PrincessFairy
picture done by PrincessFairy
Father
A dad is someone who wants to catch Du before Du fall but instead picks Du up, brushes Du off, and lets Du try again. A dad is someone who wants to keep Du from making mistakes but instead lets Du find your own way, even though his herz breaks in silence when Du get hurt. A dad is someone who holds Du when Du cry, scolds Du when Du break the rules, shines with pride when Du succeed, and has faith in Du even when Du fail...- Unknown

Happy Fathers' Day! It's time to see who's the best Disney Dad. Thank Du to the 15 people who voted and commented. Now here we go.

Honorable...
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posted by Pyjamarama
Governor Ratcliffe: Wiggins, why do Du think those insolent heathens attacked us?
Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
Governor Ratcliffe: It's the gold! They have it and they don't want us to take it from them. Well, I'll just have to take it Von force then, won't I?

Wiggins: Do Du think we'll meet some savages?
Governor Ratcliffe: If we do, we shall be sure to give them a proper English greeting.
Wiggins: [holds up baskets of wine and cheese] Ooh, gift baskets!
Governor Ratcliffe: Oh, no. And he came so highly recommended.

Governor Ratcliffe:...
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I wrote up this Liste a while Vor and I thought I'd post it here. Hope Du enjoy it!

10. WALL-E - I'm pretty sure that this was the first CG movie Disney put out that I really fell in Liebe with. The characters are just so endearing, and the message is wonderful, if a little heavy handed.



9. Mulan - I hated this movie as a kid for some reason, not sure why, but now I Liebe it! Mulan is amazing and the action sequences and Animation are phenomenal. My one issue with it is that Mushu feels very out of place to me, and he distracts me from the rest of the film.



8. Atlantis: The Lost Empire...
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posted by deltabannermen
A Disney Tale: A young princess narrowly avoids death on the command of her evil stepmother. She shacks up with a group of mining dwarves but the stepmother finds her and puts her to sleep with a poisoned apple. The dwarves put her inside a glass coffin until a prince comes and kisses her, releasing her from the spell to live happily ever after.

Disney Heroine: Snow White is the first Disney princess, but having viewed this around the same time as Aschenputtel and Sleeping Beauty (my daughter is going through a Disney Princess phase) I would argue that those princesses are what we think of when...
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posted by Pyjamarama
 Jafar
Jafar
Jafar and Hades-As Hades goes through his usual job of bringing fresh souls in, Pain and Panic tell him that one of the souls is not cooperating. The soul approaches Hades, introduces himself as Jafar and all but demands to be sent back. Hades is at first unconcerned, but they find a common ground: Jafar tried to overtake Agrabah, Hades is trying to overtake Mount Olympus and they both have been defeated Von "upstart boys", but each villain thinks his nemesis is superior. They make a bet that they can defeat each other's respective hero. So Hades gives Jafar a new snake staff, which makes him...
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Collage by LightningRed
My first of many Artikel for this club. Enjoy and please leave Kommentare (The nicer the better).
I'm going to try to be a bit brief about why I like oder Liebe each other.
This was a hard Artikel because I Liebe almost everyone in little ways (Yes even the people I hate I end up loving).

20: Jane (From Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland): I Liebe this chick. She gets Mehr hate then just about every Disney character alive (or animated). She’s brave, smart, cute and funny. I had a Jane moment of life when I gave up on Fairy Tales but something made us rebelieve in magic, her Tinkerbelle and Peter Pan,...
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posted by Swanpride
What? I never sagte that I would only do animated movies, and Disney produced a lot of Filme with real actors over the years. Now, don’t expect of me that I do ALL book-based Filme Disney ever made, but I picked a few I consider worth a look, sometimes because the movie is something special, but often (like in this case) because I think the book it is based on deserves some attention. If there is a movie made Von Disney (not just distributed Von it, it has to be a genuine Disney production), Du would like me to discuss, I am open for suggestion, but don’t promise anything.

1. Which one...
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posted by madisonsavanna
Had to post it :) Whoever read my Favorit princess Filme Artikel will see that my opinion has changed.

10.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
 Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of us all?
Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of us all?

Snow White, pursued Von a jealous queen, hides with the Dwarfs; the Queen feeds her a poison apple, but Prince Charming awakens her with a kiss

The first full length animated film. This movie changed Animation forever, I really wish it received Mehr appreciation on here

9.Mulan
 The blume that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
The blume that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

To save her father from death in the army, a...
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 I think we all know where they ended up
I think we all know where they ended up
10.Dr. Facilier turns Prince Naveen into a frog after Lesen his tarrot cards.

9. Wicked Stepmother locks Aschenputtel in her room, so she cant try on the Glass Slipper

8. Frollo dreaming of Esmerelda Singen " HellFire"

7. Ursula transforms into Vanessa and puts Eric in a trans, then tries to marry him

6. The Old Hag brewing a potion for " the Sleeping death" , a poisoned apple.

5. Maleficent succeeds at " killing" Aurora.

4. Captain Hook gives Peter Pan a present with a bomb inside, and its from Wendy

3. Gaston mocks the Beast telling him Belle belongs to him and him only.

2. Jafar uses jasmin as his Slave girl-and asks her to be his Queen

1. Scar kills his own Brother
 " Look into your future and its the Green that I see"
" Look into your future and its the Green that I see"
 " there is no one else here your grace"
" there is no one else here your grace"
 " Hellfire burning in my soul"
" Hellfire burning in my soul"
 " Tritons daughter will be mine, then I'll make him writhe, I'll see him wiggle like a worm on a hook"
" Tritons daughter will be mine, then I'll make him writhe, I'll see him wiggle like a worm on a hook"
 " she'll be BURIED ALIVE * cackles"
" she'll be BURIED ALIVE * cackles"
 " heres your precious PRINCESS!"
" heres your precious PRINCESS!"
 " He'll be BLASTED out of Neverland ...forever!"
" He'll be BLASTED out of Neverland ...forever!"
 " Whats the matter BEAST?! ha ha.. to kind and gentle TO FIGHT BACK"
" Whats the matter BEAST?! ha ha.. to kind and gentle TO FIGHT BACK"
 " I make my third wish, I wish Princess jasmin fall desparately in Liebe with me"
" I make my third wish, I wish Princess Jasmine fall desparately in LOVE with me"
 " LONG....LIVE....THE KING"
" LONG....LIVE....THE KING"
 " When. Du wish upon a star"
" When. you wish upon a star"
10. Lady and Tramps first Christmas, with their three little ladies and little tramp.

9. Blue Fairy visits Jiminy Cricket and Pinocchio, and makes Jiminy his concience.

8. Dumbo Flies with the help of his magic feather, and Timothy Mouse.

7. Cinderella's Dress Transforms into her Blue gown,and she gets her glass slippers.

6. The Three Elfen Give Aurora her gifts of Beauty, Song, and True Loves Kiss

5. Pocahontas listens to the wind, and hears her calling with the help of Grandmother Willow

4. jasmin and Aladdins Magic Carpet Ride around the world.

3. King Triton says Goodbye to Ariel and gives her legs.

2. The Dwarves keep a silent vigle at Snow White side in a Gold and glass case they made for her

1. The Beast's Transformation after earning Belles love.
 " Merry Weihnachten to all housedogs and strays"
" Merry Christmas to all housedogs and strays"
 " Always tell the Truth Pinnochio"
" Always tell the Truth Pinnochio"
 "I've seen about everything when I see an elefant Fly"
"I've seen about everything when I see an Elephant Fly"
 " The Stroke of Twelve the spell will be Broken"
" The Stroke of Twelve the spell will be Broken"
 " The gift of Beauty, Song, and True Love's Kiss"
" The gift of Beauty, Song, and True Love's Kiss"
 " listen with your heart, Du will understand"
" listen with your heart, you will understand"
 " Tell me Princess, now when did Du last let your herz decide"
" Tell me Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide"
 " theres just one Problem left...how much Im going to miss her"
" theres just one Problem left...how much Im going to miss her"
 " The Pince searched far and wide for the maiden in the beautiful glass coffin"
" The Pince searched far and wide for the maiden in the beautiful glass coffin"
 "" Please dont leave me...I Liebe you....... Belle its Me"
"" Please dont leave me...I love you....... Belle its Me"
posted by Jayden-G
As Du can see Von my Profil picture, Du already know that I am a Fan of her. There are a lot of people that are indifferent towards her for many reasons, and I feel that I have the right to defend the reasons, as MANY have done relentless, continuous defense rants on Ariel, Belle, Merida, Rapunzel, etc.


Like I have said, there are many reasons why people dislike her and think she is so much worse than the other heroines, and the 3 biggest reasons why this is, is because:
1. She is a damsel who does not do anything and is selfish
2. She is a slut
3. She chose Phoebus over Quasimodo
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15. Alice
 I do give myself very good advice, I just very seldom follow it
I do give myself very good advice, I just very seldom follow it

The little girl from the classic cartoon we all know and love. Alice looks like a mini version of Aschenputtel to me, she's really cute. The reason she got so low on my Liste is because she's just....cute, not beautiful.

14. Megara
 No man is worth the aggravation- That's ancient history! Been there, done that
No man is worth the aggravation- That's ancient history! Been there, done that

Meg's really pretty in a unique, cartoony way. She has big violett eyes, and thick brown Schokolade curls. She has a very unrealistic waistline, which is a con, but that doesn't distract fully from her beauty.

13....
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As many of Du might know I'm working on a very long countdown including all the Disney heroines; the Disney princesses, the Disney non-princess adult heroines, the young heroines, the Pixar heroines, the classically animated 2-D heroines, the 3-D computer animated CGI heroines, and even the animated heroines from live action movies. For this round I will tell about the ones who unfortunately didn't make it to the oben, nach oben 20 but that doesn't necessary mean that all of them are considered ugly. I will talk about what they audience thought about them and than my opinion of them. There will also include...
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Number 11 :Ant farm

I hate this Zeigen with a passion . One thing i like is the interesting premise but everything else is trash . Chyna is fucking 11 at the start of the series yet she gets into high school . Where the fuck can i find that school. Chyna is annoying as hell who not to mention is favored at home.Olive is a douche who calls herself a good friend . Fletcher is stupid as hell . Lexi is a just plain stereotype WHO THINKS SHE IS TALENTED ! Cameron is the { sigh } " Dumbass older brother " witch i really fucking despise . insgesamt it is harmless for kids but for adults { YAWN}

Number...
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For about two weeks, I held a countdown of the best Pixar Film, and the results were very interesting. Pixar makes consistently successful movies, with the exception of one oder two, and even the worst Pixar Film would be one of the best, if not the best film in any other company. Well, here are the results.

13. WALL-E
I was very surprised when WALL-E Lost the first round, since many people consider it one of Pixar's best. In the beginning of the round, Cars 2 was in the lead of being eliminated with Cars being right behind them, but slowly WALL-E keep on getting Mehr Stimmen and ended up being...
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there are only a handful of Disney Filme that are REALLY Monumentally successful, only 5 of them are Not made Von Walt Disney (The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, Tangled). and as for the ones Walt Disney made there are 12. however, even though these Filme are nowhere near as successful as Snow White, they are incredibly popular, is it because its that good oder is it something else.

when Du go around Fanpop Du will see there is an obvious era of Disney everyone's in favor of: The 90's but they are only successful because most of the members are from that era,...
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