The Last "Which Disney Princess Are You?" Quiz You'll EVER NEED 

Satiricalifragilistic grew up during the Disney Renaissance, and The Little Mermaid was the first movie she ever saw in theaters at age 3. Her mother flatly refused to let her leave the theater when Ursula got huge and terrifying, and maybe that explains her troubled psyche. She loves art, design, music, dancing, movies from Hollywood\'s Golden Age, and British comedy...expect a lot of these to turn up in her reviews and mashups!

The Last "Which Disney Princess Are You?" Quiz You...

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The Last "Which Disney Princess Are You?" Quiz You\'ll EVER Need!

Now that that\'s settled...can we please be done now?

Are you... [Ariel] ...a princess who compulsively does every single "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz?

or... [Aurora] ...a princess who can\'t handle any Disney Princess quiz that doesn\'t tell her she\'s her favorite princess?

or... [Cinderella] ...a princess who has had it up to HERE with all these damn "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizzes?

or... [Tiana] ...a princess who\'s just bored with all these "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizzes?

or... [Mulan] ...a princess who can\'t understand why anyone would do another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz?

or... [Pocahontas] ...a princess who can barely hider her disgust at "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizzes?

or... [Belle] ...a princess who doesn\'t even try to hide her disgust at "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizzes?

or... [Jasmine] ...a princess who just brushes off "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizzes?

or... [Elsa] ...a princess who will go to any lengths to escape from a "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz?

or... [Snow White] ...a princess who will give a piece of her mind to anyone who sends her one more Disney Princess quiz?

or... [Anna] ...a princess who will beat the $#!% out of the next person to send her a "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz?

or... [Rapunzel] ...a princess who can figure out which Disney Princess she is without any damn quiz?!

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