Lyra: Hi Derpy!
Derpy: Hi Lyra!
Lyra: Do Du want to come to my house on Saturday?
Derpy: Of course!
Lyra: Great! See ya! (Leaves)
(Dimond Tiara comes along)
Dimond Tiara: Are Du Derpy's friend?
Lyra: Yeah.
Dimond Tiara: Do Du know that Derpy is offensive?
Lyra: How?
(Dimond Tiara wispers in Lyra's ear)
Lyra: Oh my. Derpy's motha did not name her an inaprpopriate name. (Looking disgusted) Im neva gona talk to her eva again. And im tellig her other Friends too. (Leaves)
(Rumors start passing about Derpy)
(Next day)
Derpy: Hi everyone!!!
Lyra: None of us like Du and will never talk to Du again, stupid....
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