Funny Things to Write in a Graduation Card
1. No one can call Du dumb any more. Bigger words will have to be used such as ignoramus.
2. Your brain just became priceless!
3. It's good to know someone so educated. I won't need to use the internet when I have a question. I'll just ask my know-it-all friend.
4. The kappe and kleid are used once, but your student loans last much longer.
5. Now that Du did your time as a student, Du get a free pass to an easy life. No one tells Du about it until Du graduate and are inducted into the secret club. Welcome!
6. I've been meaning to tell Du for a while that...
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