After spending last Valentine's Tag in a state of "Delirium," about a futuristic society in which Liebe is considered a chemically curable disease, we've been waiting all Jahr for the chance to sink our teeth into Lauren Oliver's Weiter dystopian tome. Because seriously, we feel about this book the way most people feel about a bottle of champagne and a box of Schokolade truffles. (Which is to say that we want to hide in the bathroom with it and polish it off in one uninterrupted sitting while our significant other bangs on the door and shouts, "What are Du doing in there?!")

But alas, it was not...